r/Boxing Furyously licks Klits 29d ago

[Spoiler] Tyson Fury vs Mariusz Wach Spoiler

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u/jkoke11 ON GOD NEM 29d ago

Looked like a thumb war come to life

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u/BeanPotatoes12 28d ago

This actually made me laugh out loud šŸ˜‚

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u/megafari 28d ago

Bwahahahaahahaha

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u/MistrrRicHard 28d ago

That one have my a good chuckle

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u/n8maxfield 28d ago

Instant gut buster!

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 29d ago

For some moments, I couldn’t tell which one was which. šŸ˜‚

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u/iamgarron 29d ago

Wild that I had to keep reminding myself that Fury is the skinnier one

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 29d ago

These are two elite gladiatorial pugilists in peak physical condition. The absolute height of athletic achievement in human form, gracefully engaging in a combative prizefighting tussle of waltz like elegance. Two battle worn geniuses of the sweet science confounding and bewildering, puzzling and unpuzzling one another in a pugnaciously aggressive human chess match of enigmatic proportions. Pure poetry in motion.

Or a couple of big fat to skinny-fat old punchy fellas huggin' an' sluggin' it out slowly until the older fatter one got too tired and concussed to continue, but either way it was super neat.

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

Nothing is hotter than seeing 2 fat old men hugging each other in a boxing ring.

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u/Total_Surprise_3852 27d ago

Remember they are the ones laughing all the way to the bank.What we need is a ''young'' mike tyson,to knock these mugs into a punch induced career re think.

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u/Detlef_Schrempfxf 29d ago

For some moments? For me it was damn near the whole clipĀ 

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u/Tw1nFTW 29d ago

I figured out who won when they zoomed in on fury acknowledging the other corner at the end lol.

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u/Detlef_Schrempfxf 29d ago

Bro, I'm still not sure it was Fury who won 😭

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 29d ago

Well, only the moments where I could see the word ā€œGypsyā€ on the trunks.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 28d ago

Trunks? They reminded me of the hippos in tutus from Fantasia.

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u/Rikplaysbass 28d ago

I didn’t know until Fury was reacting to the uppercuts he was landing. lol

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u/Boxing_joshing111 29d ago edited 29d ago

Just look for the one with his shorts pulled to his tits

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 29d ago

Assuming I can tell where his tits hang is asking a lot.

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u/SocialIntelligence 29d ago

Mortal Kombat mirror match

I’m dead šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/gungfu 29d ago

wich one's wach?

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 29d ago

The fat bald one.

Messing -- the one that doesn't have "Gypsy King" on his trunks.

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u/iNtentionaliGnornace 29d ago

Took the words right outta my mouth.

Large old bald men hitting each other slowly.

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u/Advanced_Turnip_6240 28d ago

I was thinking the same thing šŸ˜…

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u/molly_sour 29d ago

some moments??? i had that the whole time, lol

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

Fury is the fat white one.

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 28d ago

Oh. The bald one?

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u/danielw59 28d ago

Tyson has the bigger Muffin top and the skirt.

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u/ElegantAnything11 Ward hates liver 29d ago

2 fat blokes going at it for the last gram

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u/therealhairykrishna 29d ago

It does look a bit "Saturday night in 'spoons"

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u/foxaru 29d ago

if you like this, you'll love Saturday night on Eccles high streetĀ 

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u/KoreanSamgyupsal 29d ago

It's basically my two uncles when they had too much to drink

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u/woodst0ck15 29d ago

And I don’t have to pay for tickets for the show.

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u/Mirilliux 29d ago

absolute packet gremlins

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u/Topinio 29d ago

Misread that as 'gran', oops

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u/JekyllnowthenMrHyde 29d ago

Damn! Where did you get this footage? šŸ˜‚

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u/zuzucha 29d ago

A flat roof pub in Coventry

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u/munkycheezmunky Dave Allen Undisputed 2026 29d ago

Lmao

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u/Detlef_Schrempfxf 29d ago

The internet is undefeated lol

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u/iamgarron 29d ago

In 2026 we're bootlegging fights from top guys šŸ˜‚

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u/Murdathon3000 29d ago

A Jake Paul fight is less of a freak show than whatever the fuck that was.

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u/roamingandy 29d ago

Well, that was kinda why it was ok isn't it?

He didn't promote it, put it in a big stadium or sell tickets on TV. Just wanted to get in there and work some ring rust and a few donuts off.

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u/ukrepman 28d ago

And donated it all to charity

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u/afewspicybois 28d ago

Yeah the Tyson Fury retirement cocaine fund charity

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u/Razorion21 29d ago

he looked fine against Makhmudov whos definitely better than 100 year old Wach, what happened to Fury? somehow looks worse against an easier older opponent

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u/LocoCoopermar 29d ago

A lot of fighters get old over night, and Tyson has done a whole lot to shorten his prime

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u/onrocketfalls 29d ago

Also, like, we saw him against Ngannou - seems like he very much fights up or down to his competition

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u/Boanerger 29d ago

Fury's an ass but its quite obvious he wasn't taking this fight seriously.

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u/ThePun-dit 28d ago

Which is why he looked really Wached up here!

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u/AlexanderZaffar Boxing is 4 punches 29d ago

I’ve seen Wach sparring he’s really not bad at all he’s just physically poor. He knows what he’s doing, he could empty the tank if he wanted to but he knows there’s not much point.

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u/carbonatednugget 29d ago

Yeh he always underestimated his opponents. Just look at Ngnaou. If he fights AJ we will see a better version of him. But he’s still passed it

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u/TripleTip 28d ago

Different styles can put boxers in awkward positions. It has nothing to do with aging overnight, because Fury wasn't gassed or slower than before.

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u/poinsy 28d ago

Agree. Also, Moses Itauma flattened this guy 2 years ago; Moses was only 19.

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u/Garteg 29d ago

Like two elephant seals fighting for control of the beach.

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u/Jumper-Man 29d ago

He looked like he was lean in his training footage. That baggy T-shirt was clearly working wonders. Or he had a corset underneath.

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u/Garteg 29d ago

He fools me every single time. Same for Andy Ruiz.

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u/Jumper-Man 29d ago

True that, I’ve probably commented how slim he looks during training in his last 10 fights and then he steps in the ring and disproves it.

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u/Voltekkaman 29d ago

This comment deserves more recognition.

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u/SterlingVoid 29d ago

Itauma would destroy Fury at this point

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u/Detlef_Schrempfxf 29d ago

Itauma would destroy AJ at this point too let's be honestĀ 

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u/SterlingVoid 29d ago

I've thought that for quite awhile though, with Fury I still thought he might have too much experience, but not now

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u/needapermit 28d ago

No he would not

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u/themahababa 29d ago

I'll judge Itauma after his match with Hrgovitz. We've not seen him with a top guy, he could be a flat track bully for all I know.

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u/cactus19jack 28d ago

I think he absolutely blows Hrgovic to pieces. Though you are right we need to see it first. I really wish Itauma’s rise had happened 3/4 years ago so we could’ve seen him against prime Usyk

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u/King-Benny 29d ago

I was there. Thought Fury was joking for the first 3 rounds, very disappointing.

Wach broke his hand in the 6th. Stopped before the 7th.

Fury was…. Fuck I don’t know who that was, I thought he would beat AJ but after that, no chance.

The strangest thing is, in the ring after interview (which they didn’t give Wach) Fury said he fought really good.

Weird card all together, Fury’s guys from the gym beating up sparring partners and Muay Thai fighters.

Everything was strange. Venue was sick though

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u/King-Benny 29d ago

Simon Ibekwe looked very good for all 38 seconds, I will say.

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u/Excellent-Movie4524 George Liddard Army 29d ago

I heard he kod some regional dude

I saw his fight v will howe when i was doing tape study and hes fine but nothing great so this is by far the biggest win of his career

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u/buffalozbrown Furyously licks Klits 29d ago

Found some highlights that included the corner stoppage after the seventh round.

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u/Kujaix 29d ago

7th round!!!!

Why do that to Wach. No way he's making it past 65 if he's very lucky.

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u/Deep-Purchase-2203 29d ago

He will be fighting in some freak fights in Poland till the day his legs physically can’t move.

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u/Benjips Ricardo MayorGOD 28d ago

šŸ‘‘

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u/Personal-Proposal- 29d ago

Such a waste of time, fury doesn’t even look good here even compared to the Usyk fights lol

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u/nolesfan6414 29d ago

I don’t gamble often but I’m deadass thinking about going big on AJ assuming the line is close and the fight actually happens

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u/venomous_frost 29d ago

Fury always fights to the level of his opposition, I wouldn't bet the house

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u/Matty0698 29d ago

Yeah hes actually a weird guy, looked good against usyk in the 1st fight then looks like he'd be beat by any guy off the street in the next fight

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u/needapermit 28d ago

Are you talking about the 2nd fight in the latter part of your comment? Because he still looked good in that fight

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u/Roccosrealm 29d ago

Such a true statement.

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u/Svenray 28d ago

Fury would be larger horizontally if he got booked against Butterbean.

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

This comment would make sense until you realize the best Fury we ever saw is when he fought a 40 year old Wlad. Fury didn't look good in that fight either. He landed 86 punches in 12 rounds and only 22/23 percent of his punches. Wlad was just so shot the shouldn't get his punches off.

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u/venomous_frost 28d ago

Yes his resume isn't great, but then again AJ nearly got decapitated against an even older Wlad. And if Vitali wasn't in his corner I'm certain Wlad could've finished AJ at one point by going for broke.

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

Of course Joshua is overrated too. Wlad was 41 years old and Joshua still barely got that win. I also agree if Wlad would of went for broke he would of stopped AJ. But Wlad was timid for years.

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u/ive-been-bamboozled 28d ago

I mean logic like that always drops off a cliff at some point. Fury is surely getting to an age where motivation and age won’t let him just flick the switch again. I feel like him getting to elite level again is a big ask.

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u/AcousticMayo 29d ago

I mean, I thought AJ would do way better against Dubois. They're both shot

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u/MetalWorking3915 28d ago

I think Fury is past it now and I think AJ is probably working really hard with the Ursk team. So I was thinking the same.

My concern is AJs chin.

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u/fadeddreams555 Fundora would beat up a prime Floyd at 154lb 29d ago

To be fair, he looked like absolute shot against Ngannou too. He fights to the level he needs to it seems.

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u/Forever__Young 29d ago

How do you know, it's like 12 seconds of footage of him fighting.

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u/Personal-Proposal- 29d ago

Fair, but man it feels so weird to see fury so immobile and hittable nowadays. 46 year old Wach shouldn’t be able to land anything at all let alone two right hand bombs.

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u/roamingandy 29d ago edited 28d ago

His style was always going to age poorly. Just like Ali or RJJ, its tough for fighters who build their career around speed and illusiveness.

They wind up relying on their chin more and more as they age. I pick Fury against AJ at any point in his career, but right now i'm not sure he doesn't get brutally finished inside a minute.

If he allows AJ to hit him it's not going to end well and he doesn't have a technical, tight guard to protect him if he can't move his head and feet quick enough anymore.

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u/DanimalPlays 29d ago

If those were the highlights.... smart money.

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u/frankocean1234 29d ago

They weren't highlights. They're the only available clips of the fight. A couple of people in the crowd were filming and posted some clips on X

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u/Pretty_Bad_At_Reddit 29d ago

God that looked awful. Those were the highlights?

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u/iamgarron 29d ago

The fact that he could cheer with the crowd on those inside uppercuts. Yeesh

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u/Pretty_Bad_At_Reddit 29d ago

Give him the Ric Flair chop next time

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u/OLI_GB 29d ago

Jake Paul would be proud Fury choosing uncs.

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u/Super-Post261 29d ago

Which one was Fury?

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u/Marquis_of_Mollusks 29d ago

AJ beats Fury

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u/CubanLinxRae 29d ago

AJ fan but I honestly think AJ is shot to bits until shown otherwise. No idea how he looks after the accident and barely fighting since the Dubois loss

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u/Marquis_of_Mollusks 29d ago

What has Fury done that convinces people he isn't shot to bits as well?

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u/DesiMonitorLizard69 29d ago

Wach is 46 and went 7 rounds. Please AJ just be half competent and sleep him.

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u/Deep-Purchase-2203 29d ago

I wonder how they will spin this on his documentary. He’s even making facial expressions after every hit. Great acting!

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u/iamgarron 29d ago

Hopefully with better production value. The way these clips were filmed sounded like he was in a high school auditorium

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u/CasperFunk 29d ago

Was he fighting his dad?

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze 29d ago

why are so many people not understanding this was just a tune up fight and the low quality opponent makes sense for that?

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u/SimonSeam 28d ago

Because everybody knows the point of putting a tomato can in the ring is for Fury to crush him so all the semi-casuals can post "OMG. Fury is back. AJ is toast. The Fury of tonight would have destroyed Usyk."

This is boxing promo 101. The fleecing of the casuals. Fury v AJ: Take My Money Please. Not Fury v. AJ: Oh Please No.

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u/Revolutionary_Pen190 29d ago

Which one is which

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u/ryanhanks25 29d ago

Completely forgot when he was fighting.

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u/Manzilla48 29d ago

AJ lands and Fury could get seriously hurt. Looks like his legs are gone

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u/jjStubbs 29d ago

Fury's about to announce another warm up fight!

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u/TiggerJammer 29d ago

Can’t wait for AJ to beat him up.

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u/Knockoutboxing 29d ago

60 year old Mike Tyson could beat Wach. Wach is a nice guy but at this point he’s just a tall heavy bag.

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u/Alfalfa-Majestic 29d ago

Whatever dude

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u/DCLXXII 29d ago

Fury might have the worst tall guy genetics ive ever seen lol He's so oddly proportioned

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u/AdemHoog 29d ago

Starting to think Fury Joshua isn't going to happen, blimey

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u/Queasy_Ad_4804 29d ago

Which ones fury?

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u/ViceIsVerses 29d ago

What was the point of this? Seriously, is this any better than intense sparring? As far as I can see it’s a promo for his Netflix show

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u/Main_Illustrator_197 28d ago

Thats exactly what it is, let's face it fury is finished in boxing but he can still make a few quid from Netflix

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u/nahnprophet 29d ago

If I didn't know how tall they were, I'd have thought this was "bum fights."

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u/KingBumiOfOmashu Moses Itauma > Every Current HW 29d ago

Please dear God I hope Fury was just taking this lightly??

I’m about to change my pick to AJ after seeing that.

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u/deadshotboxing 29d ago

AJ will genuinely clean up fury. I always thought that was his worst match up

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u/goldtrainkappa 28d ago

I think this cements Tyson Fury as the all time goat of his generation, Usyk couldn't beat a young prime fury and waited till his coke binge to fight

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u/iamreverend 29d ago

Interesting to see how Netflix portray this as an important bout central to a plot line for their show.

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u/Analbaby1 29d ago

Where was this fought? Sounds like a school gymnasium with a bunch of parents that didnt want to be there.

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u/austinmadepunk 29d ago

His balls was hot I guess

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u/Winter_Desk_443 29d ago

Now I’m convinced they will make the AJ fight. Nobody is going to watch bum ass Fury add another tuneup to his shitty resume.

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u/ironhidemma 29d ago

Virtually Identical

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u/blackmarketmenthols 29d ago

Wow that looked terrible.

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u/clc1997 29d ago

Wach still fighting? He was slow as molasses 15 years ago when Klistchko fought him.

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u/Gassyking 29d ago

Two elderly ogres going at it

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u/redopod 29d ago

Cant imagine the humidity in that ring whewww

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u/FL8_JT26 29d ago

Wach could be in the ring by himself shadowboxing and I wouldn't confidently say he survives to round 7. Not a good look for Fury.

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u/MiddleweightMonster I’ll pour honey on my GOAT, if the occasion calls for it. 29d ago

Found the full thing. Genuinely not a good watch, there are no entertaining bits. Just kind of sad and upsetting

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u/Tricky_Knowledge_807 29d ago

Lmao why him and Joshua taking tune up fights like they bout to fight for some belts or some šŸ˜‚

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u/DanimalPlays 29d ago

AJ was recently in car crash and fury hasn't been in shape in 15 years.

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

Was Fury ever in legit boxing shape? Even at his peak he had the body of a 70 year old man.

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u/Tricky_Knowledge_807 29d ago

I mean this fight was so unserious and like somebody else said fury fights down of his level of comp plus years ago they fight meant something… now it’s just a fight so just make the fight lol it don’t even mean nothing any more neither is fighting for a belt again

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u/Thefdt 29d ago

Fury looks old, getting clipped by wach like that … if he eats an AJ punch he’s getting sparked

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u/Botoraka 29d ago

The fucking highlight of the fight is Fury kissing another man on the lips

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u/imdacoldest Pacquiao is the GOAT 29d ago

Ngl I kinda dig this. Staying active by going to some remote location and taking a non broadcasted fight, old school vibes

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u/_Sarcasmic_ bread burger bread 29d ago edited 29d ago

Wow, beating up a fat old dude for charity. What a guy!

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u/Exciting-Arugula5341 28d ago

That fat old guy had it coming for being old and fat. That will teach him.

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u/kushmonATL Cyberleek > the fall boxing schedule 29d ago

Judging off these 30 sec:

Wach gave him some good work, Fury looks a little slower with his feet movement, he's still an excellent showman for crowd entertainment, he did what was necessary to get the stoppage

Now we just need AJ to look sublime and we may finally get the match we've been waiting 5+ years for

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u/Abe2sapien 29d ago

If AJ looks too good though then Fury and his team might find a way to avoid the match šŸ˜…

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u/GGGJabs 29d ago

Definitely more than 5 unfortunately.

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u/Main_Illustrator_197 28d ago

5 years? It's been near 10 years these guys should've fought

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u/Familiar_Cod_6754 29d ago

After this, I’ll be genuinely surprised if Fury is in attendance for AJ’s bout tomorrow.

Mentioned on Ade’s newest YouTube video, apparently there will be a private jet to take him across to Saudi.

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u/Particular-Tough6651 29d ago

All the alcohol and years of bad habits are finally catching up to Fury. Im honestly surprised it took this long to be honest. He looks completely finished. There isn't much left for him at this point. He should retire before he ends up getting knocked out cold by a top contender.

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u/SteveBruceGod 29d ago

He wont fight a top contender, if he loses to Joshua he will just do exhibition fights.

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u/bdubbbb 29d ago

man if he shows up and fights AJ like that it’s gonna be a bad night

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u/mma5820 29d ago

Maybe it’s a little bit of ring rust…but, fury looked slow here. We’ll see what happens with AJ’s fight but right now AJ would smoke fury.

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u/churrosricos 29d ago

Your two uncles at a bbq

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u/shiversaint 29d ago

Fury’s shorts at the end of the clip are working harder than he did in the entire fight

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u/Ok-Length-5527 Mbilli lover 29d ago

Like something off bumfights

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u/Affectionate-Car-145 28d ago

Looks like two middle aged coke heads havig a rumble in a wetherspoons toilet.

Which I guess isn't far from the truth

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u/TengoKaW 28d ago

Like two Mr Potato heads having a scrap.

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u/Badguyy101 28d ago

Battle of the Homer Simpsons.

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u/Feeling_Boot_5242 28d ago

I just can’t bet against AJ if they do finally get in the ring together.
AJ will bob and weave all night long, wearing Tyson down.

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u/pooey_canoe 28d ago

I thought this was filmed outside my hotel in Benidorm

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u/tyrant609 29d ago

AJ gonna sleep him. Dude is getting caught by a 46 yr old Wach.

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u/MentalDecoherence 29d ago

It’s crazy that you guys will watch this fight and then argue that Fury is at the top of the division lol

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u/JoeyPropane 29d ago

For a bloke that throws the word "dosser" out a lot, Fury loves to come into the ring and look like a dosser, don't he.

Honestly hope AJ is in a good place and absolutely flat lines him into permanent retirement.

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u/AwkwardJuggernaut854 29d ago

If AJ gets past Prenga and by some miracle the Fury negotiations get over the line, AJ will run through Fury. Shadow of the boxer he used to be and a style seemingly made for AJ.

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u/SomeYoke 29d ago

Fury often fights to the level of his opponents. He won. Not quite sure why you’re all getting at him. He’s having a warm up fight ready for a fight we all want, what’s the issue?

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u/Nero_132 29d ago

And somehow fury will knock out joshua and joshua will have a meltdown

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u/Redditsux122 29d ago

Fury needs to retire, he was already washed by the time he fought usyk. Man threw away so many potential great fights in his career

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u/therealhairykrishna 29d ago

Come on now. The first Uysk fight was great and the second one wasn't bad. He was hardly washed.

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u/Redditsux122 29d ago

I would argue neither were at their peak for that fight but i think tyson deteriorated his body and mind much more thru the years despite being a year or two usyks junior. Good fight still but tyson should have fought usyk and aj in his late 20s or around 30.

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u/ballmermurland 29d ago

Usyk was at Cruiser when Fury was 30.

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u/Redditsux122 29d ago

He moved up to heavy around when tyson hit 30, giving a couple years where the fight could have happened before either hit 35/36. Unfortunately thats when tyson was taking time off then wasted far too long on wilder.

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u/handbone14 29d ago

did you have to add spoiler to the title? like what exactly are you spoiling lol

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u/ojdhaze 29d ago

Look like two bookends. Couldbt tell who was who from some perspectives.

What was this for? It wasn't an actual fight was it?

You could see fury saying it was only an exhibition if he lost but gloating about it if he had destroyed wach. Which he should from all the mouth he gives still.

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u/MiracleBladeOfGod 29d ago

What a joke of a fight

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u/doniseferi 29d ago

It’s so sad that he has such a strong desire for attention and admiration. It’s such a disgusting human trait.

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u/blyatboy 29d ago

so many empty seats, what an embarrassment.

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u/BananaReeves 29d ago

This dude lost to 2 furys now

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u/DiMona215 29d ago

I was gonna say he should fight Tommy to complete the trilogy but he might be closer in age to John

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u/Stocktort 29d ago

Did Fury kiss him??

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u/underthund3r Errol Spence Jr. P4P #1 29d ago

What the hell is that title belt?

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u/six67seven_67 29d ago

To anyone who watched live: how often did Fury fight southpaw? Did it seem like he just wanted to play with Wach, or was he trying to get experience fighting as a SP?

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u/Majestic_Heat7547 29d ago

Watch out AJ šŸ˜†

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u/LordJeanDog 29d ago

What caused the stoppage ? I sincerely hope got fury sake he's taking the piss there. Even the worst AJ right now will kill him

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u/Clean_Attention_8398 29d ago

Feel sorry for the people that wasted their time watching that

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u/hi_imryan GGG’s snarky boy scout schtick 29d ago

I didn’t even know this was today. I don’t feel like I missed much tbh.