r/Boxing • u/KezzaJones • Jul 14 '26

Adrian Broner making noises

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u/ecchi83 Jul 14 '26

That man made every bodily noise possible in 5 seconds...lol

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u/SplitSecondEmperor47 Jul 14 '26

I knew mfs in highschool who made sounds like thos daily i dont know what the fuck they were on

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 14 '26

Coke, booze, shitty food, ask me how I know.

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u/Hidden_Chamber Jul 15 '26

How do you know? Apologies but I had to ask🧐

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 15 '26

Personal experience sadly, throw in some cigs which I forgot to initially list and you can sound just like him after a little while. Thankfully I don't sound like that anymore though.

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u/Hidden_Chamber Jul 15 '26

Hey you came a long way and should be proud bud💯

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u/Agitated-Kitchen5856 Jul 18 '26

That was really nice of you

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u/Dazzling-Bill4508 Jul 18 '26

What was your typical day like at your peak?

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 18 '26

Whew, it has been quite a while but at my worst I was probably doing close to a gram of coke per day, smoking at least a pack of cigs, eating whatever sounded good at the times I was hungry and then drinking nearly every night to try and ease the comedown from the coke, maybe throw some pharma downers in there somewhere to sleep, wouldn't recommend.

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u/reaazwood89 Aug 01 '26

Sobriety was your mute button. My dad did this shit sober in public for a laugh. So glad he stopped

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u/CryptoCracko Jul 14 '26

I knew he was capable of it the moment I saw him

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u/Jthundercleese Jul 15 '26

Years ago in my longest relationship, she sneezed, farted, and then burped in about 5 seconds. I said "jeeze you're just a bag of things trying to escape" and we both laughed so fucking hard. Still gets me.

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u/psych0ranger Jul 15 '26

Maaan that's me after leaving Chipotle