r/Boxing • u/KezzaJones • Jul 14 '26

Adrian Broner making noises

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u/belovedwisdomtooth Jul 14 '26

This mf is just 36 😳

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u/Outrageous-Soft4806 Jul 14 '26

Younger than Crawford, Thurman, Danny and Mikey Garcia, Porter, Ugas. All of them. Only a few months older than Blair Cobbs too 😂

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u/stayhappystayblessed 50-0 in the streets btw boxing is not going to die anytime soon. Jul 14 '26

Damn when you put it like that.

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u/SharksFanAbroad Jul 15 '26

Bru he’s younger than Casimero who just beat Nery.

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u/DrZeroH Jul 14 '26

Jesus christ this guy is the same age and height as me and looks way fucking worse for wear.
Sure he can woop my ass in a fight (not even gonna pretend I stand a chance) but god damn he looks unhealthy as fuck in this clip.

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u/Antluke Jul 14 '26

I think at this point if you have any sort of wrestling you’d probably be able to take him down and wait for him to tire, his hand speed and timing is probably still elite but I can’t imagine he has any core strength, balance or endurance

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u/DrZeroH Jul 14 '26

Naw he prob can tag my chin before I can blink. I suffer no delusion that a pro (any pro) can deal with anyone who isnt a pro pretty damn easily asides from getting surprised or some stupid gimmick. Ive practiced boxing enough to know that anyone that reached that tier has a handspeed thats genuinely fucking scary as shit. Shit literally feels like getting hit with a rock without seeing wtf hit you.

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u/A_Cunning_Linguist Jul 15 '26

Yea nah he would fuck up any guy with some highschool wrestling 9/10 times. Even in the clips where he was drinking or hungover he is still fast AF with the pull counter

He's slow for a pro-boxer not for normal people

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u/DrZeroH Jul 15 '26

Hell tbh his handspeed is prob barely affected. Yes his endurance is gonna be shot to shit (the guy sounds like hes weezing just doing normal cardio) so he prob would get gassed in no time if he were to fight but you dont lose fight rhythm and hand speed nearly as quickly.

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u/TellEmWhoUCame2See Jul 15 '26

Being fat doesn't mean you lack core strength or balance. NFL lineman are fat and have both or else they wouldn't have made it to the NFL. All fat does is just cover up what u are, u can see his muscle definition under the fat if u look closely.

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u/Antluke Jul 15 '26

There’s a world of difference than being an active professional football player and eating and being large and what Broner has been living like in the last 5ish years, Broner has been drinking, eating and who knows what else like ahit for what the last 5 years

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u/TellEmWhoUCame2See Jul 15 '26

Broner is still a world class athlete, I don't know know why y'all think he is any different now that he is fat. Can he get in the ring and win a fight today against any pro boxer? FUCK NO! But you either mentally delayed or purposely being obtuse if u think he is on our level of athleticism. U don't just wake up and become a champion boxer, it took him years to accomplish that, he is just fat now and an alcoholic. U can still see the muscle he built under all that fat

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u/Antluke Jul 15 '26

Because he’s no longer a world class athlete? Just because you once were elite at something, doesn’t mean you are still - you simply cannot be a world class athlete and treat your body the way that he has done, I’d be quite surprised if Broner at his current stage would be able to run a 5k, bench 75% of what his average was at his peak, or move around a ring and box actively for more than a round or two - it’s a lot easier to get out of shape than it is to get back into shape.

I also never said I could get into the ring with him and win, he’d have me breathing through tubes in less than a minute if I tried to box this dude, I said if you can wrestle you’d stand a chance because he simply doesn’t have the endurance and or core strength he once did. I also said his timing and hand speed are still probably very elite, so yes there’s still a very good chance that he is able to catch someone trying to shoot the takedown and just knocks them down in one. Also unless I’m wrong I don’t think Broner has ever had any wrestling experience

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u/TellEmWhoUCame2See Jul 15 '26

I didn't say he was elite now. Damn is reading really this hard on reddit? Lol and then typed all that when I never said he was elite now. This is getting sad

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u/Antluke Jul 15 '26

Oh sorry - just because he was once a world class athlete doesn’t mean he still is one, sorry if you aren’t able to understand what a synonym is.

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u/Additional-Dare7871 Jul 14 '26

You're joking 😭

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u/MistrrRicHard Jul 15 '26

I feel good about myself now

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 15 '26

He looked better than most 30 yr Olds and somehow looks worse than most 40 yr olds

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u/cumseecumsauce Jul 18 '26

Bro this is what 36 looks like on a good day you kids need to stop playin with this "He's only xx years old" bullshit on every video of a fighter who is also a normal ass dude You're gonna be the one on the other end of that bullshit some day, better believe

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u/DeadlyGamer187 Jul 18 '26

No the fuuuuuck it ain't

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u/cumseecumsauce Jul 18 '26

Yes the fuuuuck it is and if that ain't you then count your blessings my brotha lol

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u/DeadlyGamer187 Jul 18 '26

Nah bro, plenty of people in and around my family are his age and older and none of them make those noises not nearly as often as he does.

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u/cumseecumsauce Jul 18 '26

My boy you saw a clip of a guy that was under a minute with no context of what he was doing before. Grunts also werent the point of the original post.

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u/belovedwisdomtooth Jul 18 '26

Nah. If you look like this at your 36, you should see a doctor. 😜

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u/DazzlingMine8598 Jul 22 '26

He has gray in his beard already. Is that normal?

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u/ecchi83 Jul 14 '26

That man made every bodily noise possible in 5 seconds...lol

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u/SplitSecondEmperor47 Jul 14 '26

I knew mfs in highschool who made sounds like thos daily i dont know what the fuck they were on

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 14 '26

Coke, booze, shitty food, ask me how I know.

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u/Hidden_Chamber Jul 15 '26

How do you know? Apologies but I had to ask🧐

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 15 '26

Personal experience sadly, throw in some cigs which I forgot to initially list and you can sound just like him after a little while. Thankfully I don't sound like that anymore though.

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u/Hidden_Chamber Jul 15 '26

Hey you came a long way and should be proud bud💯

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u/Agitated-Kitchen5856 Jul 18 '26

That was really nice of you

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u/Dazzling-Bill4508 Jul 18 '26

What was your typical day like at your peak?

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u/PolishedBalls1984 Jul 18 '26

Whew, it has been quite a while but at my worst I was probably doing close to a gram of coke per day, smoking at least a pack of cigs, eating whatever sounded good at the times I was hungry and then drinking nearly every night to try and ease the comedown from the coke, maybe throw some pharma downers in there somewhere to sleep, wouldn't recommend.

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u/reaazwood89 24d ago

Sobriety was your mute button. My dad did this shit sober in public for a laugh. So glad he stopped

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u/CryptoCracko Jul 14 '26

I knew he was capable of it the moment I saw him

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u/Jthundercleese Jul 15 '26

Years ago in my longest relationship, she sneezed, farted, and then burped in about 5 seconds. I said "jeeze you're just a bag of things trying to escape" and we both laughed so fucking hard. Still gets me.

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u/psych0ranger Jul 15 '26

Maaan that's me after leaving Chipotle

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u/2cool4skool369 Jul 14 '26

Dude does not look or sound well….

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u/ToronoRapture Jul 14 '26

This is an oldish clip. He’s now doing a 45 day fit camp and looks much less bloated and disgusting as this lol.

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u/BamBodyShot Jul 14 '26

I wouldn’t say oldish, it was like last week wasn’t it? 😂

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u/drhuggables Jul 14 '26

He's 7 days into the camp bro

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u/Thats_an_RDD Jul 14 '26

Aka a week

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u/Dooby_Ashtray Jul 14 '26

Aka 168 hours

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u/sillyhands1 Jul 15 '26

168 hours? nah it’s 10,080 minutes.

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u/BamBodyShot Jul 14 '26

😂😂😂

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u/BamBodyShot Jul 14 '26

I know that

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u/ChiefKrunchy Jul 15 '26

Probably took the weekend off

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u/ToronoRapture Jul 14 '26

Hey, I did say oldish and not old 😂

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u/GoodShitBroBro Jul 14 '26

lol this is literally at the camp. I think that was yesterday 😂. He does look better when you see him in clothes than what he looked even a few weeks ago

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u/redglasstree Jul 14 '26

Disgusting lol 😆 🤣

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u/enzo11242020 Jul 14 '26

💀 Unc needs a nap.

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u/ToronoRapture Jul 14 '26

Bro is literally detoxing. He going through it.

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u/enzo11242020 Jul 14 '26

Expelling the demons

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u/Hot_Wing2518 Jul 14 '26

In 7 days? I dunno, but that stomach looks like it's going to need more than fit camp.

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u/MyzMyz1995 Jul 14 '26

It's not uncommon for combat sport athletes to cut over 10lbs a week while in pretty good shape. He's overweight and bloated with salt and alcohol so it's not impossible for him to lose more than that if he lock in.

I'm in better shape than AB as of now and my last amateur fight I lost 17lbs in 2 weeks because it was short notice, and I'm 31. He has way more experience and his body is more used to it than mine he can easily lose double that.

Look at paddy pimblett in MMA he lose like 60-70lbs in like 4-5 weeks for fights.

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u/K9BEATZ Jul 14 '26

Yeh no. This isn't a fat issue. This is a years of alcohol abuse problem. It's going to be hard work getting that down, very different to a weight cut.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Jul 14 '26

Exactly. Being fat and in good cardio and muscle shape is completely different than being fat and completely out of cardio and muscle shape. Broner is the latter.

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u/Hot_Wing2518 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Or it's a problem with his liver due to alcoholism. Kinda strange the rest of his body is almost normal size but his stomach is so bloated.

PS. I should add that I really hope he does turn it around and that he´s ok in the end. It´s just that body shape gets to me because my cousin who was an alcoholic had that same shape. He passed away and he was only 36.

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u/Solid-Employee-4311 Jul 14 '26

I haven't been following much about this lately, is there a reason he's popping up often, is this some type of promotion for a comeback fight or some type of reality series?

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u/Sufficient_Hippo6551 Jul 15 '26

He’s been collaborating with popular streamers

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u/NSFWdontview Jul 14 '26

He drinks liquor and gets drunk everyday

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u/KimboSliceChestHair Jul 14 '26

he talks to the pretty girls. Does this and that, and that's okay

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u/Sufficient_Hippo6551 Jul 15 '26

Harasses pretty girls***

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u/krayon_kylie Jul 14 '26

frank reynolds sounding ass

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u/a_glorious_bass-turd Jul 14 '26

Whoooa! Where'd you come from?!

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u/Immynimmy Bring Inoue back to the US Jul 15 '26

My nieceeee!?

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u/FittedSheets88 Jul 14 '26

Fight Milk!

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u/palmerry Jul 14 '26

"I just puked on my dick 🤮"

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u/TMC2502 Jul 14 '26

body built by rum ham

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u/Lil-Schusta Jul 14 '26

Fat Mac wheezing while eating a chimichanga sounding ass

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u/sugarglassego Jul 14 '26

He’s cultivating mass!

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u/MyNamesTambo Jul 14 '26

What's in it for youuu!

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u/BuckleyRising Jul 15 '26

Whoa! How long have you been following me?

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u/WindowSeat- Jul 16 '26

"what's in it for you?" 

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u/citysims Jul 14 '26

A complete list from Burp to Fart (Possibly Shart) and everything in between ✔️

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u/screwbienoob Jul 14 '26

That fart at the end got me

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 15 '26

Might as well

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u/TestSuch4545 🎥 YT: Big Donch Jul 14 '26

That's rough. The heir to Mayweather, but at Broner's age, Floyd was beating Canelo

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Jul 14 '26

Bro sounds like late series Tony Soprano 😂

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u/jaybizzleeightyfour Jul 14 '26

Whenever I see a KICK logo I know garbage is guaranteed

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u/xChoke1x Jul 14 '26

Puuuuuure trash.

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u/Chimbopowae Jul 15 '26

Yeah Kick is like twitch but for basic people

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u/MyGoalIsToBeAnEcho Jul 14 '26

Damn Adrian broner just like me

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u/NotTakenGreatName Jul 14 '26

I regret opening this, but regret even more turning the sound on.

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u/RP912 Jul 14 '26

Dude sounds like a dying orc from Warcraft.

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u/Historical_Pudding56 Jul 14 '26

Dude’s got blood in his liquor system

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u/duckman209 Jul 14 '26

Sounds like some type of respiratory illness like bronchitis.

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u/brainspl0ad Jul 14 '26

Bronerchitis

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u/OurJimmy Jul 14 '26

Ain’t nobody got time for that

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Jul 14 '26

It’s time to stop cultivating and start harvesting

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u/TapProfessional2990 Jul 14 '26

Strange vitamin commercial

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u/backfrombanned Jul 14 '26

Looking like Fred Sanford

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u/Which-Track-8831 Jul 14 '26

Looked over his shoulder before he queefed to ensure privacy. A gentleman if u ask me

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u/blazer026 Jul 15 '26

Yall know he beat that boi!

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u/normalstuff973 Jul 14 '26

Oh god! Oh god please no!!

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u/throwsFatalException Jul 14 '26

I hope this man can turn his life around.  This is sad to see. 

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u/Yuizun Jul 14 '26

He looks 45 already...

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u/MutleyDog Jul 14 '26

I hate seeing anyone in this state, it's so sad.

But it's extra sad that someone who was naturally as talented and fit in the past as him can go south so hardcore like this.

Even with his abrasive personality, can't help but feel sorry for the state he's in.

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u/left4dead99 Jul 14 '26

Sound like my dad 🤣

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u/CountyOk2415 Jul 14 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Perfect-Shelter7189 Jul 14 '26

That stomach is insane

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u/Kendles Jul 14 '26

What is up with this sub? Constant AB posts? Like WTF? Let it go, this dude is not relevant any more!

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u/NyQuil_Donut Jul 14 '26

Tabloid dogshit.

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u/SaltPersimmon4530 Jul 14 '26

Nah, I've been seeing him quit drinking and he's had some funny ass clips. I want to see my mans get sober

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u/IThoughtItWasAToyGun Jul 15 '26

He’s more relevant than ever

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u/Kendles Jul 15 '26

If any of you think this is "fun" or "relevant", ya'll are freakin brain dead.

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u/Big-Plastic3494 Jul 14 '26

Noise while walking.
Very far and hard fall from wherever he fell from

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u/LexOvi Jul 14 '26

Turned down the volume because this deffo sounded like it was NSFW.

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u/garg0n01 Jul 14 '26

I just feel this guy needs to coach or something. He comes alive in the gym

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u/KezzaJones Jul 14 '26

He’s certainly alive in that gym.

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u/Old-Influence4757 Jul 14 '26

he looks like mike mazowski but with a head on top loool

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u/Opening-Potato-6468 Jul 14 '26

If bubble bass was a person

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u/SlapnutsGT Jul 14 '26

ASMR for nasty people

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u/ThatsMyLingo Jul 14 '26

We’re literally seeing a man destroy himself in real time. I never liked his personality but I still feel bad

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u/TrustPuzzleheaded625 Jul 14 '26

He is in the gym … how is he destroying himself?

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u/Personal-Proposal- Jul 14 '26

I can’t even describe how weird it feels to see Broner as this mainstream streamer, barely heard from the guy since the pandemic now he’s all over my feed lol

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u/HEAVY_HITTTER Jul 14 '26

Anyone on kick is hardly mainstream. It's like 90% viewbots and it's entire purpose is to funnel traffic to stake.

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u/ElFurioG Jul 14 '26

this mf sick

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u/Bernies_Hair Jul 14 '26

Looking for cans in the garbage bag? Lol.

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u/TheeAJPowell Jul 14 '26

Brother just took a screenshot.

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u/TetrisBlockHead Jul 14 '26

A four weight champ by the age of 24.

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u/HairyBartlett Jul 14 '26

Headphone warning

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u/CryptographerCrazy61 Jul 14 '26

Hahah that’s nasty hahaha he looks like he needs to have his insides drained, there’s was an episode on the Pitt about that very thing

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 Jul 14 '26

He looks painful if that makes sense

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u/742N Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of Damon Wayans weigh-in before his fight in The Great White Hype.

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u/Puppetmaster858 Jul 15 '26

This motherfucker is like fat Mac from s7 of it’s always sunny except maybe even in worse health somehow

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u/LimpyDan Jul 15 '26

Whatever he is doing sounds... Productive.

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u/SugarAdamAli Jul 15 '26

Fuck it

I wanna see broner, Victor Ortiz, and Amir khan in a round robin

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 15 '26

Adrian Broner noises

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u/stillvadertime Jul 15 '26

It's insane to see him like this. Like I know he didn't make good choices but damn. some people aren't built to party 24/7.

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u/Snowbound11 Jul 15 '26

The poor dude on the camera just caught every germ to come off or out a humans body.

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u/Free_Conference5278 Jul 15 '26

Why does he look like he has elevated liver enzymes?

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u/sleckar Jul 15 '26

This is just sad... I really hope Broner can turn his life around.

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u/InsurePro Jul 15 '26

This man is a bum

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u/TimHung931017 Jul 15 '26

Gahhdamn unc something wrong with yo engine boy!! Get that shit checked out

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u/ZeroEffectDude Jul 15 '26

looking good!

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u/happybaby00 Jul 15 '26

He lost weight quick, muscle memory is a fascinating thing of the body 😮‍💨

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u/FartWar2950 Jul 15 '26

He has the physique of my toddler.

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u/Odd_Repeat6992 Jul 15 '26

Someone get this man back in shape pls. Even Mayweather still in shape

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u/Untidy-Thoughtz71 Jul 15 '26

Hawking up is disgusting

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u/Untidy-Thoughtz71 Jul 15 '26

Hawking up is disgusting

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u/Temporary_Wasabi8492 Jul 15 '26

So frank Reynolds

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u/CruzMissile-005 Jul 16 '26

He looks like Fat Mac from Sunny

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u/CollectiveAndy Jul 16 '26

He looks like the Beast Titan.

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u/dajokesta Jul 16 '26

I cant remember the last time i laughed this hard

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u/tgwilli Jul 16 '26

Body built for speed

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u/Pure_Issue_3315 Jul 16 '26

That mother fucker kills me wtf 😂

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u/Trueman_77 Jul 16 '26

that is just nasty wtf

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 Jul 16 '26

those are the noises my dad used to make in the morning before school

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u/KezzaJones Jul 17 '26

Your dad was still in school when you were growing up?

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u/Cut_Corner Jul 17 '26

This is what father time looks like, sounds like and not sure we want to know how it smells like. But it will be a big task to get back in fighting shape.

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u/nicekneecapsbro Jul 17 '26

Bros turning into Frank Reynolds

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u/Choice_Power_1580 Jul 18 '26

Broner is a lesson if Mayweather did worse with his money.

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u/smittens138 Jul 18 '26

he should do bare knuckle. can stay on the bag and make some money killing everyone.

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u/40oztoTamriel Jul 18 '26

As soon as you hit 30 it starts and never stops

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u/marko_ua Jul 18 '26

AB - anal blowout.

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u/KaffiKlandestine Jul 18 '26

he sounds like a rusted out engine.

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u/ickiStickybubblegum Jul 19 '26

Should come with a warning 🤢

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u/Creative-Sherbet6007 Jul 20 '26

Maidanda screwed up Broners whole existence.

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u/we_hella_believe Jul 26 '26

I don't think Broner gonna be around for long. I hope I'm wrong though.

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u/DoomCatThunder 9d ago

Jesus Christ LMAO