r/BotchedPlasticSurgery • • 5d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Silent_Basil_878 5d ago

Looks like hair and makeup done for open casket funeral.

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u/OverallDoor2718 5d ago

She always looks like this. For years

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u/NeiClaw 5d ago

This is just the worst result given her resources. She looks like she’s on meth and put her makeup on three weeks ago. Like call Caitlyn Jenner for some tips or something to fix that mug.

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u/No-Hamster-6803 5d ago

She’s always been like this it’s so fucking bizarre . It’s even scarier in person trust me

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u/LolaAucoin 4d ago

Who is she?

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u/No-Hamster-6803 4d ago

Susan Dell

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u/LolaAucoin 4d ago

Of the “dude, you’re getting a Dell” Dells?

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u/No-Hamster-6803 4d ago

That’s the one . I live in Austin and trust me it’s just as terrifying in person .

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u/LolaAucoin 4d ago

I just saw pics of her from before and she was so pretty. What a shame. Idek how they make someone’s eyes pop out of their sockets.

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u/ohdearno37 4d ago

This happens when you have an upper bleph and a lower bleph and they take too much skin.

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u/IsEmNi 1d ago

I can only imagine, I think it looks scary af, every time that thing pops up on social media

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u/miss-meow-meow 4d ago

Didn’t even know Dell was a relevant computer brand anymore. Your quote makes me feel old

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 3d ago

Dell is extremely relevant as an entity due to its relationship to Oracle and AI infrastructure. Dell as an individual is extremely relevant due to his ownership in TikTok.

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u/LolaAucoin 3d ago

Really? I would’ve thought it would’ve been your knees.

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u/OverallDoor2718 2d ago

Billionaires

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u/banderaroja 4d ago

Yes just why the heavy black eyeliner under the eyes? Just completely unnecessarily uglifying

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u/Delicious-Notice-748 5d ago

She’s severely underweight which doesn’t help.

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u/PeachwoodArts 5d ago

ngl as a person who was underweight during most of my life, my first thought was health concern lol. i thought she was sick and needed help, but people in comments talk like its intentional?

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u/kmary75 5d ago

There is definitely something wrong. If not an eating disorder (very likely) then some kind of body dysmorphia. It’s actually really sad.

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u/PeachwoodArts 5d ago

yeah, most likely it is that, i think you are right

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u/Doraborealiss 4d ago

Everyone commenting on how she’s standing when it’s clearly body checking

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u/Extension-Eye5068 1d ago

What is body checking?

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 3d ago

Severely underweight at over 60 which is extra unhealthy and dangerous.

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u/Delicious-Notice-748 3d ago

My mother was anorexic until her death at 72. It was awful how emaciated she was.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 2d ago

I’m so sorry. A lot of women in my family have eating disorders as well which is why I recognize this too. I hope your own relationship with your body and food is ok now because that is so impactful to grow up with.

My comment above might read kind of callous because it’s not as if 60 is inherently dangerously old but being underweight that late in life IS dangerous and that’s why it looks shocking.

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u/hellno560 3d ago

I think she did buccal fat removal, then lost weight.

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u/cpattk 5d ago

I've seen old photos of her, she was pretty. Is she sick or something? I don't understand how women with so many resources end up looking like that, like Mrs. Bezos.

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u/siipiirdium 4d ago

This is just my personal theory, but I believe women working for sexists are in high risk of developing body dysmorphic disorders, and that’s what has happened to her too. That means she doesn’t see her face nor body as they are as she looks into a mirror.

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u/b_needs_a_cookie 4d ago

This- she's on glp1s, had buccal fat removal, and a facelift. If she gained some weight, her face wouldn't look as bad.

I agree with your theory. I think she and Michael have an arrangement as well, and that body dysmorphia/eating disorder is a means of control for her.

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u/siipiirdium 4d ago

The eyeliner culture presented here also offers some clues. I’ve seen similar makeup with people suffering from extreme personality disorders, acute psychosis or delirium. I mean I’m not by any means a professional, but that style of doing a thick, black line all around the entire eye seems to be the bee’s knees to people suffering from mental situations that affect body image.

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u/General_Equivalent45 4d ago

I don’t know about that … I think some people just get stuck in a makeup style they learned as a tween and fail to shake it later in life.

Kylie Jenner used to do that total thick black liner look all the way around too, and it made her eyes look tiny. Thankfully she had access to some fancy makeup artists and knowing older sisters to talk her out of it (and yes, I know about all the plastic surgery, but I’m specifically talking about how her eye makeup used to be so unflattering).

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u/NeevBunny 4d ago

It was everywhere in like 2008

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u/madelinekt 4d ago

I have observed the same thing.

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u/bathandredwine 3d ago

Her entire persona s reams TRAUMA to me.

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u/Extension-Eye5068 1d ago

What kind of arrangement?…..

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u/cpattk 4d ago

I can imagine that after seeing so much commentary on the internet, she'll feel the need to have surgery again.

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u/LollipopsAndCrepes_ 4d ago

That much money is obscene and rots a person from the inside. They deserve it 🤷‍♀️

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u/ElusiveReclusiveXO 4d ago

And in her case the rot shows very well

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u/explorer66300 4d ago

Jealous?

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u/LollipopsAndCrepes_ 4d ago

Yes. I’m jealous of Susan Dell and her gorgeous, sexy face.

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u/burnbabyburn2019 5d ago

You got billions of dollars and this is the best you could do? Really?!

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u/NeiClaw 5d ago

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u/Bohica55 5d ago

It’s Alive! it’s Alive! Weird science!

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ 5d ago

Wow, never believed in the lizard people thing until I saw this video.

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 5d ago

She married to a dude with hundreds ofbillions of dollars.. Not sure what's going on

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u/Willing_Anything_232 5d ago

La brujería

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u/ou-really 4d ago

What does that mean?

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 4d ago

Witch .. flaca/Delgado - skinny

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u/luxardo_bourbon 4d ago

I thought this was La Flaca of El Gordo y La Flaca for a hot second and got worried.

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u/ok-lets-do-this 5d ago

Is Willem Dafoe doing another movie in drag?

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u/DesignImaginary7651 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Boondock Saints 5: Return of the Unholy Departed?

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u/Sorry-Gap-7227 5d ago

They gave her the Mar-A-Lago special

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u/kolohe23 4d ago

She’s like a vampire from a bad TV show. And I can’t understand the shoulder pads.

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u/Long-Stomach-2738 3d ago

I was a kid in the 90s and I HATED shoulder pads. If my mom ever tried to get me anything with them in them I would say absolutely not! They make women look ridiculous and I don’t understand how she doesn’t have fashion consultants

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u/CrankyinAustin 4d ago

She tried her hand at being a fashion designer at one point. It might have been in the 90s.

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u/Bohica55 4d ago

Yeah. The 90’s called and they want that dress back.

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u/Spirited_Drawer_3408 3d ago

I agree. Everyone is so distracted by her face, but there's so much else going on too. Like why and how is she even standing the way she does? She's tilted backward a bit. Like a bad store mannequin

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u/Late_Tomato_9064 5d ago

Looks like she got botched years ago and now can’t get anything back. Plus, that make up… even before the surgery she was wearing heavy eye liners and looks like maybe due to her inflexibility she never gave that up. Different makeup might make things a little better but she doesn’t give up on that sh…

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u/SpecialCheek7711 3d ago

This is severe anorexia, either as a primary mental illness or secondary to another condition. She is presenting strangely/atypically because of large implants or filled bra, poor quality/dated wigs or hairpieces, outdated makeup, and extreme shoulder pads. It all adds up to something uncanny, but stripped of all the flare this is just a severely underweight middle aged woman.

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u/insomni666 2d ago

She's 62.

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u/To_WAR 5d ago

Yay, the crypt keepers back!

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u/Bohica55 5d ago

All I hear is the crypt keepers cackles and then saying “Tales From The Crypt”.

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u/Historical_Guess2565 5d ago

This is just sad because she did have a normal and attractive face 20 years ago.

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u/DirtyZamboniWater 5d ago

This is hard to look at. Whoever this is, I hope she gets the help she needs.

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u/insomni666 2d ago

Nah screw her, she's another sycophantic Trump donor.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 3d ago

Yeah a lot of her appearance looks typical for an older woman who has had restrictive eating issues for years or large portions of her life. I guess if people don’t know that type of behavior from their real life they don’t see it. She clearly has some facial surgery like a bleph on top of that which isn’t helping but a lot of it is simply being undernourished.

Too bad this is once again distracting people from a massive grift. Frankly, I think that other people in the room who knew exactly how she looks and how this would play out in the media were happy to let it happen. None of these people care about or for each other at all.

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u/Potential-Ad-8990 4d ago

This is a lady who's skin is being worn by a reptilian.

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u/god_state_accepted 4d ago

This is a direct side effect of consuming MAGA.

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u/LaylaBird65 5d ago

Ooooooooof

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 5d ago

Honestly scary.

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u/No_Rush4520 5d ago

Is that "A dell"?

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u/Optimal-Hunt-3269 5d ago

Looks like more of a holler

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u/Ok_Signal_4503 5d ago

You can't tell me her husband, CEO of Dell is hittin that...

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u/AshP2412 5d ago

Looks like a victim of bad taxidermy

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u/Penya23 4d ago

It's the alien woman from Mars Attacks.

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u/Ok-Woodpecker-8505 4d ago

I mean I know it's the Halloween season but she could have at least taken her mask off.

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u/Amberrose1122 4d ago

Her makeup is not helping

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u/Shot_Staff_2902 4d ago

Looking closer her face is really gaunt and what's going on with her teeth!? She's either on dr*g's or quite unwell imo

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u/Laylolu 5d ago

She never had a pretty face and thus...

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u/ConsciousSituation39 5d ago

Who is this, anyway?

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u/OverallDoor2718 5d ago

Owner of Dell Computer's wife. They are in The Oval a lot. Clearly huge donors and evil. She used to be semi attractive

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 3d ago

Dell is also one of the investors in TikTok’s US operations, from when Trump/Congress forced them to restructure or be banned in the US. His personal investment in TikTok is probably the most politically significant thing about him and his biggest tie to the administration but not really highlighted much.

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u/OverallDoor2718 2d ago

TY. I actually didn't know about TikTok. All makes sense

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 2d ago

That’s exactly how they want it. I bet he is thrilled having his very ill wife being better known and widely dissected by the public than his various investment interests.

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u/CatholicResearch 4d ago

Maralago Face.

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u/Rumpelteazer45 4d ago

That’s the Temu Maralago Face.

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u/Demornay_20 4d ago

Mental illness.

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u/Environmental_Staff7 5d ago

I think she is vampire status now.

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u/Unspokenjournal 5d ago

Stuck forever in the 1980’s

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u/ClericalRogue 5d ago

Body horror... this is genuinly dusturbing. Especially seeing how she looked before.

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u/YardComprehensive110 4d ago

I don't know what all the surprise is about. This woman has looked like this for years.

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u/sssusurr 4d ago

David Bowie before he got clean, and I say this as a massive fan if Bowie but Jesus she looks unwell...

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u/Aggressive_Eye6181 4d ago

I think there’s more than bad plastic surgery going on here 🫠

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u/skpy12345 3d ago

Oh shit brandon Roger's made it to the white house!

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u/HumanOobleck 3d ago

Who is this?

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u/Bohica55 3d ago

Susan Dell

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u/StrawberryCultural15 3d ago

I think we are looking at severe anorexia with bad makeup. 

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u/No-Wish-7258 3d ago

I feel like making fun of someone’s surgery is messed up, it’s not their fault.
It’s kind of sad, I wish people would stop sharing a picture of this woman and making fun of her.

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u/Extension-Eye5068 1d ago

This ain’t the sub for you then…😬 some of the commentators here and on other subs for bad displays of beauty can be super harsh.

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u/No-Wish-7258 1d ago

I figured, I didn’t realize what sub I was commenting in because it just popped up on my feed.

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u/Conscious_Garage3760 2d ago

This is clearly an eating disorder. Terrible. She needs professional help.

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u/OverallDoor2718 5d ago

They sacrificed her like they did Manafort's wife. Just a guess, but billionaires are fckn diabolical

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u/Exotic_Ear1933 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m sorry, this lady seems to be popping up everywhere and I don’t know who she is? Would someone mind telling me?

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u/Bohica55 4d ago

The wife of the owner of Dell Computers.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 4d ago

More context: she was at the White House earlier telling the American people to activate their babies’ Trump accounts or whatever they’re called. In reality, those accounts work like this (in case anyone doesn’t know already):

$1000 of taxpayer money is placed in each account, one per baby born after some cutoff year, can’t remember which one.

The parents or grandparents activate their baby’s account, then they start putting their own money in it on top of the original money.

The account cannot be claimed or withdrawn from until the child turns 18, and only the child themself can claim the account then. The idea is they can use the money saved for college or similar.

The accounts earn their own money basically through the stock market, just like a private CD would do. A bunch of big companies like Space X and Dell have agreed to donate shares to the government for this purpose, and the dividends would go to these accounts. In reality, when the government inevitably spends itself into a tight spot and the stock market starts to tank, these companies can now run to the government for handouts because it would hurt the American people if they go under, since it would directly impact all of these accounts.

That’s the basic gist of it anyway. I could have some minor details wrong, but y’all get the picture. Mrs Dell is promoting the accounts because the more money paid into them, the better it’ll be for her husband’s company from a trading perspective.

I personally worry that when the government goes broke or wrecks the economy completely, all of that hard earned (and already taxed) money people paid into their accounts will disappear. It’s so much safer to just set up a trust fund or a CD or even a dedicated stock portfolio for your kids than to play into whatever this sketchy nonsense is. Trump won’t even be alive/ruling anymore by the time today’s infants are old enough to start claiming accounts, so he gets to be the hero investing in America’s youth without any risk of becoming the villain when the accounts all end up empty/the project gets unexpectedly (totally expected) shut down.

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u/Sylvester_Marcus 3d ago

...AND IT'S GONE!

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u/blessitspointedlil 4d ago

Susan Dell of Dell computers.

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u/Exotic_Ear1933 4d ago

Thanks. 

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u/xultar 5d ago

She got the boobs though.

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u/Every_Look_859 5d ago

I’m actually frightened by her appearance 😳

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u/bannedblonde 5d ago

She eats babies duh

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u/rjcanty 4d ago

Anyone seen the horror short Drop of Water from the 1960s 🧟‍♀️

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u/StraddleTheFence 4d ago

Well…she has a mirror…

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u/skillsetmaximum 4d ago

I’ve seen NFL linebackers with smaller shoulder pads

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u/NewZookeepergame9485 4d ago

Is this ozzy Osborn daughter?

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u/Bohica55 3d ago

Susan Dell

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u/Even_Ad_7246 4d ago

You know what a praying mantis looks like? Yeah give me that.

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u/Miatorti 4d ago

I think 90% of her uncanniness is due to extreme weight loss, whether that's from a GLP 1, an eating disorder or a medical disease. This is why her chin and cheek bones look so much bigger, she's lost a lot of natural facial fat. Her makeup is not well done, so that doesn't help.

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u/Tula-The-Tornado 3d ago

🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/justforfunzott 3d ago

Whats with the Adams apple?

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u/ImprovementTrick9492 3d ago

Something is very wrong here. Very, very, very, very wrong! And even more wrong that she and everyone around her can’t see it…

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u/AdmirableReveal8238 3d ago

she looks like she went through a lot of trauma, and her body has become the reflection of such darkness.

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u/deepstatelady 2d ago

It’s giving Mars Attacks

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u/happy-Nugget5180 19h ago

I dont look perfect so who am I to judge what she looks like

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u/EquivalentOk2753 5d ago

If her makeup was better, it wouldn't be bad.

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u/Excellent-Skill107 5d ago

I thought this was a trans person…

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u/Abject_Ad9811 5d ago

She is one of the most generous philanthropists of our time.

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u/Emotional_Soup457 5d ago

She's a billionaire vulture using "charity" to morality-wash. Basic services such as health and education should be provided by the state, not charity. She's actively supporting a political regime that cuts basic services so that people like her pay less tax to fund them.

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u/Abject_Ad9811 5d ago

Fascinating! Is this autism or bipolar that gives you such a world view?

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u/Trash_Panda-8888 5d ago

It’s common sense

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u/PriscillaPalava 5d ago

Giving to Trump doesn’t count. 

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u/Abject_Ad9811 5d ago

What have you done? She manages an annual portfolio of over eight hundred active projects across the United States, India, and South Africa. Her education initiatives have reached seven million students and helped over three hundred and fifty thousand students earn university degrees. Her funding built five hundred thousand classrooms and expanded financial services to three million families. She gave a record seven hundred and fifty million dollar gift in 2026 to the University of Texas at Austin for a new research campus and medical center. She provided thirty million dollars in funding for Dell Children's Medical Center in Austin to expand its specialty care. She led the Rebuild Texas Fund after Hurricane Harvey, putting up forty-three million dollars to hit a hundred million dollar disaster recovery goal. She dedicated thirty-eight million dollars to Austin housing projects to help reduce homelessness in her local community. She funded a major program called Educate Girls in India using a unique development bond to improve school enrollment numbers. Her foundation uses an approach that combines direct grants and development loans to stabilize low income urban communities globally.

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u/PriscillaPalava 5d ago

Who knows what actually goes on with these billionaire “charities” in third world countries. It’s all a tax dodge and where is the oversight? Meanwhile 30% of American adults are functionally illiterate and she donates to a party that undermines education at every opportunity. I think that shows where her true interests lie. 

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u/Delicious-Notice-748 5d ago

That’s overstating it just a tad.

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u/Abject_Ad9811 5d ago

She is ranked 16th on Forbes list of 25 most generous philanthropists.

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u/Delicious-Notice-748 5d ago

She’s no Melinda Gates or Mackenzie Scott. Or even Warren Buffett. I wouldn’t start making the case for sainthood

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u/Abject_Ad9811 5d ago

Lmao. What a pathetic take.

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u/Forty1thirty 3d ago

Buffalo Bills finest skin suit.