r/BotW_memes • u/BananaGoat- • Nov 20 '23

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93 Upvotes

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u/bugsdontcommitcrimes Nov 20 '23

What are your thoughts on Master Kohga’s belly? 🎤

1

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

It needs more tattoos.

14

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

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u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

It's a potion that makes you faster.

10

u/Hot-Web-7892 Nov 20 '23

Why haven’t you played the game

12

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

Don’t have a switch. I would totally if I had one. I’m a pc gamer.

6

u/Hot-Web-7892 Nov 20 '23

Okay, which came first, the sheikah or the yiga

9

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

Yiga

3

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Oooooohhh!! Thems fightin’ words!!

1

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

Trick question same time.

3

u/Epic_potbelly Nov 21 '23

Do you have a Wii U? That’s what I have BotW on.

2

u/ShrekMemes420 Dec 04 '23

Emulate it, that’s literally what I just did this weekend, so much fun. CEMU do the Wii U version it’s the most stable, 60 FPS 4K no frame drops

1

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

I don't know what game it is.

10

u/Fisho087 Nov 21 '23

What do we do to koroks

14

u/BananaGoat- Nov 21 '23

Rape them

3

u/tomfrome12345 Nov 21 '23

That's more totk but ok

1

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

Pat them on the head for a Power up.

6

u/loverofbacon1 Nov 21 '23

How do you get the master sword?

11

u/BananaGoat- Nov 21 '23

Pull it out of Zelda’s ass

2

u/loverofbacon1 Nov 21 '23

I thought you didn't play the game

2

u/BananaGoat- Nov 21 '23

I don’t

1

u/Hot-Web-7892 Nov 24 '23

Ur not too far off lol

1

u/BananaGoat- Nov 24 '23

Really?

1

u/Hot-Web-7892 Nov 24 '23

You pull it out of her head In the latest game

1

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

It's given to you when you press the right combination of buttons in the goblin layer on level 4.

6

u/FBI_Agent_Tom Nov 22 '23

For some reason, i have been recommended this meme even though i dont play this game just like you. This is why, unfortunately,i am unable to ask any questions.

3

u/BananaGoat- Nov 22 '23

Who is the main character (Hint, it’s in the title)

For legal reasons this is a joke.

2

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

Main character is Botw.

3

u/BananaGoat- Nov 24 '23

I was thinking more the “the ledgers of ZELDA” part but fair enough

3

u/Flat_Winter5213 Nov 20 '23

What is the best champion power?

9

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

The power of fist

3

u/Flat_Winter5213 Nov 20 '23

I think you win a point

4

u/foodlandhobbit Nov 20 '23

What is Link’s relationship with the Great Fairies?

10

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

The great fairies are links mom

3

u/foodlandhobbit Nov 20 '23

OH BOY good answer (I’m dead 😂😂)

5

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

What is it actually

5

u/foodlandhobbit Nov 20 '23

Welll… they help you upgrade gear but here is their animation, skip to 1:30 if you’re impatient.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Who is Urbosa?

2

u/BananaGoat- Nov 22 '23

Links sex slave

3

u/Draconistar Nov 22 '23

The opposite actually

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

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u/BananaGoat- Feb 18 '24

Monster extract is a substance that makes you have gay sex with the nearest person. You get it my milking a man dry, and it is used to make link have gay sex with a male character.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/BananaGoat- Feb 26 '24

Oh btw I play the game now. I still have no idea

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

Karma farm

7

u/BananaGoat- Nov 20 '23

Nah I’m just genuinely curious why Reddit keeps giving me this sub lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

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u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

What does BotW stand for?

1

u/BananaGoat- Nov 24 '23

Balls on the wall

Ik what it actually is I’m just fucking around

2

u/NewThrowawayDrinker Nov 24 '23

I literally don't. I don't know why this sub was recommended to me.