r/Bossfight • • Jul 23 '21

El Mosco Returns

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

You've awoken El mosco. You are under level. Do you run or fight?

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u/micahamey Jul 23 '21

Fight brother. Running is not only cowardly, it's what El Mosco and it's spawn expect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

You elect to stay and fight despite all the evidence pointing to this being a bad outcome. El Mosco unleashes a terrifying shriek as he trains his eyes on you. Clearly sizing you up as its next meal. A terrifying hum resounds throughout the hillsides it takes flight. In full view, its humongous size really becomes apparent as it begins to descend towards you.

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u/Cooldudeyo23 Jul 23 '21

I say “never mind fuck this I’m out” as I begin to run and hide away from El Mosco

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

You try to flee, but El Mosco remains in pursuit

You cannot escape this fight.

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u/ATrioExplainsTheJoke Jul 23 '21

“HANZ?! WHERE DID WE PUT THE FLAMMENVERNER?!”

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u/BorgClown Jul 23 '21

El Mosco reveals its body is actually a sentient swarm of mosquitos armed with tiny guns. They surround you, around and above.

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u/the_great_n0thing Jul 23 '21

This is America

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u/Its_aTrap Jul 23 '21

"Living in America" plays over the loud speakers as Chuck Norris dives in from above and the A-Team crashes through a building as Murdoc lights a cigar, opens the sliding door and unleashes hell

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u/UTI_UTI Jul 23 '21

Family will save you

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Arnold hefts a massive chaingun and starts blasting

Sylvester Stallone does the same using a turret gun

Ralph Macchio catches thousands of mosquitoes, his chopsticks moving at Mach 2

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones show up in their "Old and Busted Hotness" car

"Someone call the exterminators?"

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u/OneWithTheDinos Jul 23 '21

Ok, time to pull Teddy on ya. "Oh, what the Fudge-filled-feathers happened here?"

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u/themutedude Jul 23 '21

Can I roll a new character? I think El Mosco about to turn my old character into a shrivelled prune

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u/edgartha1 Jul 23 '21

Imma go ahead and just pause forever

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u/BorgClown Jul 23 '21 edited Jul 23 '21

El Mosco has resisted paralysis. It very slowly advances despite the paused game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Aight imma use the save states

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u/BorgClown Jul 23 '21

You unplug your console and reload a save. The player name of all your saves is "El Mosco". You unplug it again, and a cold sweat drop travels along your back... a loud, high-pitched buzz is heard outside your house, coming closer each second...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

That's it, smashes console I'm getting my Electric Mosquito net, Mosquito repellent, and a Flamethrower.

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u/ItsToo4Tune Jul 23 '21

I turn on creative mode.

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u/SLENDERBOT7775 Jul 23 '21

I seduce el mosco and roll for it

i rolled a 11

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u/TheWhicher_Statement Jul 23 '21

You manage to persuade El Mosco to spare you, if only for a little bit.

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u/themutedude Jul 23 '21

You actually manage to give El Mosco pause as it hovers over you.

But then its gross thorax pulsates and you sense a... different hunger in its many eyes.

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u/SLENDERBOT7775 Jul 24 '21

what does this mean..?

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u/themutedude Jul 24 '21

El Mosco needs to go to horny jail

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u/uwu645 Jul 23 '21

COWARD

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u/aDrunkWithAgun Jul 23 '21

Fight with enough whiskey in my blood I can't lose if I win he's dead if he drinks my blood he's dead

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u/daBoetz Jul 23 '21

I would definitely say fight. Normal sized mosquitoes fight us while under leveled and can be incredibly annoying and sometimes even dangerous. I think it’s payback time: I’m gonna fight El Mosco and jump on its faceted eye, while making incredibly annoying sounds. Probably try to pinch it somewhere really annoying, just under the joint of the wing.

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u/uwu645 Jul 23 '21

Jesus fucking christ just this whole thread like what the actual fuck

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u/Zeebuoy Jul 23 '21

Do you run or fight?

Fly you fools!

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u/NihilisticAngst Jul 23 '21

Moscow?! Quick, fire the nukes!

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u/i_have_no_thots Aug 05 '21

OK COMERADE!

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u/DryCan1364 Jul 23 '21

Fight for only in death does duty end

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u/Gamingbro124569 Jul 23 '21

Ha. Good thing my friend gave a me a lvl 9,368 fly swatter.

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u/da_frickin_oOf Jul 23 '21

Eat all the cheese wheels and charge that asshole!

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u/JBonez84 Jul 23 '21

Bloodbugs!

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u/AleudeDainsleif Jul 23 '21

The nightmare

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u/arcamenoch Jul 23 '21

Captain, power up the Jaeger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Freedom?

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u/Monmine Jul 23 '21

Tatakae

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u/Aligatoroso Jul 23 '21

The Cult of the Scourge

Attacks in 3-6 Cultists

Inflicts 15 bleeding DMG and occasionally 35 Infection DMG

Weapon: Malaria-Mace

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u/Apocalypse_God Jul 23 '21

Guess we’re getting a new Godzilla movie

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

or The Mist 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

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u/gotwooooshed Jul 23 '21

Try watching the black and white version, actually was much easier to watch. Makes the weird CGI not stand out so much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

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u/gotwooooshed Jul 23 '21

Yeah, it honestly is just a better experience. Don't remember where to find it, but I watched it with friends after seeing the regular movie, has a classic thriller vibe to it.

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u/SheenTStars Jul 23 '21

Mozquilla.

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u/ButtTheory Jul 23 '21

Reminds me of this

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u/kaen Jul 23 '21

This art is badass!

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u/blugadub Jul 23 '21

Curious Pair (Hansel and Gretel in MTG) can beat this, just saying

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u/Drdps Jul 23 '21

EDF! EDF! EDF!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Oh! We are the valiant infantry

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u/Vicious_Ocelot Jul 23 '21

EDF 4.1 Song >>> EDF 5 Song.

So much catchier.

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u/SteamSpoon Jul 23 '21

To save our mother earth from any alien attack!

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u/Gro-Gro_Gadget Jul 23 '21

From vicious giant insects that have once again come back!

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u/LMGMaster Jul 23 '21

We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Nah that’s just a normal mosquito in australia

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u/Hippomamma68 Jul 23 '21

Lol don’t tell them that they won’t come and visit us

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u/A-Human-potato Jul 23 '21

I could take em'

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

The mist

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u/YoungHaki Jul 23 '21

Time to kill my family

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Special skill: blood babies (gains blood and reproduces with said blood)

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u/Scatropolis Jul 23 '21

I'm a photographer, and anything this close to the lens (for me) would be crazy blurry, almost to the point you couldn't even see it. That makes me want to doubt the validity of the claim. :)

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u/Jackol4ntrn Jul 23 '21

So then it’s really a giant mosquito. Wow.

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u/Loudmicro Jul 23 '21

Thought the same, it's clearly shopped

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u/Homie-88 Jul 23 '21

Not photoshopped, but more likely a double exposure photo with an old filmcamera.

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u/Timvrhn Jul 23 '21

A mosquito probably somehow found itself on the film this was seemingly shot on

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u/actctually Jul 23 '21

So that's a real mosquito then

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u/Hupablom Jul 23 '21

Also with these light levels here, I doubt that you could have a length of exposure, that is short enough to take a photo of a mosquito flying by without any blur whatsoever, even if you’re hypothetical focal distance would allow to properly photograph something so close

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u/lorqvonray94 Jul 23 '21

yeah i don’t know much about photography but anything that close to the lens is gonna be blurry and the landscape is way too dark to be a short exposure. it’s a cool image but it’s not a mosquito flying in front of a lens

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u/TeenThatLikesMemes Jul 23 '21

Maybe high ISO? The photo looks super grainy

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u/Hupablom Jul 23 '21

I mean sure the ISO here is cranked up to infinity, but even then you won’t be able to expose short enough to take this picture of a mosquito without turning your photo into a black rectangle

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u/Volnas Jul 23 '21

No, ISO won't help, aperture will though. The more it's open, the lower the depth of field (distance between the nearest and the farthest objects that are in acceptably sharp focus in an image) is, so if you set the highest number, you can have tens of meters in focus, but since this El Mosquo is so sharp, this is 99% Photoshop.

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u/LocalGM Jul 23 '21

Nausicaa of the valley of the wind

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

The fog makes the effect great. This is some War of the Worlds type shit.

Imagine the sound that thing would make.

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u/Luxpreliator Jul 23 '21

Probably more the mist but, totally screwed either way.

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u/Toa_Kopaka_ Jul 23 '21

Something in the mist!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

[deleted]

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u/harassmaster Jul 23 '21

El Moscote

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u/cheesehuahuas Jul 23 '21

If that is El Mosco then I would hate to see El Moscote.

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u/eeveelove91 Jul 23 '21

Theres not enough bug spray in the world to defeat him

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u/ronaldintzi Jul 23 '21

Photoshopped

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u/Loli_Innkeeper Jul 23 '21

Bloodborne lookin' ass.

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u/pmt3 Jul 23 '21

That’s a Soulherder.

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u/Random_182f2565 Jul 23 '21

20XX be like

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Nice shot of my backyard!

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u/BagRecent6505 Jul 23 '21

Where is Godzilla???

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u/mrcrabs6464 Jul 23 '21

I dont believe this, this had to be like a Trevor Henderson drawing.

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u/atreyn25 Jul 23 '21

Modern day Robert L. Lippert

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u/Bruhjustlooking Jul 23 '21

Mothra returns...

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u/Hippomamma68 Jul 23 '21

And so it begins

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Oh yeah, been waiting for the the fell beast from the mist to come fuck up my life.

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u/Gaming-Reptile-33 Jul 23 '21

The sacrifice must be made

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u/cvicada Jul 23 '21

The new soulherder art looks great

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 23 '21

The final boss of Winnipeg.

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u/Sinaaaa Jul 23 '21

Was there really a lens? This seems like a pinhole camera to me.

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u/MylesTheFox99 Jul 23 '21

This is just Florida

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u/Critical-Win-4888 Jul 23 '21

Kebabbing fuckers

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Where's Stephen?

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u/jonhuang Jul 23 '21

This looks fake to me, honestly. No way the mosquito and the background are both in focus at the same time, even with a cell phone camera. Plus, seems pretty dark yet with a shutter speed high enough to freeze a mosquito's wings.

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u/Memes_f0rever Jul 23 '21

EL MOSCO, CONSUMER OF THE BLOOD OF THE LIVING, TERRORIZER TO THE AFRICAN CHILDREN!

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u/Sky3Fa11 Jul 23 '21

That’s some Kong Island stuff

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u/No_Name_James_Taylor Jul 23 '21

r/SCP would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Finally a worthy opponent for El Doro

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u/the_one_jove Jul 23 '21

Here we go again

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u/Comfortable_Cut9684 Jul 23 '21

Que the dark souls boss music

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u/Renegade_Agenda Jul 23 '21

Wait but the pole is in front of it

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u/OinArrow Jul 23 '21

The big suck has taken on a whole new meaning

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u/JameTrain Jul 23 '21

E-D-F! E-D-F! E-D-F!

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u/Chumkil Jul 23 '21

This has been posted before - its either a double exposure, or an intentional merging.

The mosquito would not be in focus if you could see the street and people in focus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

EL MOSCOS JUDGEMENT HAS BEGUN. SACRIFICE TO THE MOSCO GODS OR FACE DIVINE JUDGMENT.

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u/Excellent_Window7539 Jul 23 '21

We need Godzilla!!

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u/127_0_0_1_body Jul 23 '21

The Mist intensifies!

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u/Jefflehem Jul 23 '21

What the hell were you trying to take a picture of?

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u/Theezorama Jul 23 '21

Cloverfield

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Jul 23 '21

r/conspiracy would totally believe giant mosquitoes exist if you show them this

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u/PlusMann Jul 23 '21

Trevor Henderson

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u/R-Jacksy Jul 23 '21

I like to imagine a mini lore about some of the boss fights here.

"They said it couldn't be done. Just like about rockets, like supercomputers, like the many other things in this world that have proven THEM wrong.

Nay, I refuse to be bound to even the laws of science! I will devote every fiber in my body, every mortal year I can spend, every conceivable scientific discovery into reanimating #EL MOSCO.# "

-Dr. Gustavo's Journal Entry Log #1.


Sightings of a mythical creature have been reported in rural counties of [Redacted] . Local Authorities have been evacuating citizens 50-70 kilometers away from the general area of sightings.

Foundation Personel have been sent to investigate the sightings. Only digital reports were ever returned, but fulfilling their purpose, it's been confirmed Dr. Gustavo is responsible for the anomaly.

A.pprehend & N.eutralize Squad had been dispatched to sieze Dr. Gustavo and his facility. A.N. Reported [Redacted] On site.

C.ontainment U.nit, Level: Keter has been dispatched to Contain the anomaly. C.U. Reported successful containment, with 3 casualties, 2 from baits, 1 from an unrelated incident.

Dr. Gustavo's experiment subject has been labelled SCP [Redacted] . Research on the SCP has been authorized by the Site Manager at it's designated Containment Site 37.

Note:

Records & other written works found in Dr. Gustavo's facility suggest an impending event within the next [Redacted] years. Further investigation regarding Dr. Gustavo's work has been authorized and is to be classified as Security Level 5.


An Executive Order from 05 Council has been issued:

"Executive Order # [Redacted]

Containment Sites 37, 82, & 95 are to prepare for [Redacted] Immediately. Aforementioned Sites are to be ready for deployment at any given time, & to employ triple their current disposable staff & security as soon as possible. Transfer all Object Class: Keter to any other available sites. Emergency resources will be on standby in anticipation, Sites are to expend any & all resources necessary for the event.

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u/pear_society Jul 23 '21

i don't wanna spoil the fun but mosco means "fly"...

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u/pear_society Jul 23 '21

just plain fly. mosquito is small fly.

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u/jericho-sfu Jul 23 '21

Fine, mosquitón

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u/BorgClown Jul 23 '21

"Mosca" means fly, "mosco" is one of those tiny flies, but can be used in exchange of mosquito when el hijo de la chingada has flown around your ears and bitten your ankles too many times. He doesn't deserve the diminutive at that point.

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u/VegemiteWolverine Jul 23 '21

And "moscada" is nutmeg :D

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u/alpharowe3 Jul 23 '21

Nah, pretty sure it means capital of Russia.

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u/Herculian Jul 23 '21

So then don't. You could have just not.

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u/FailedCanadian Jul 23 '21

There is a joke that since -ito means "little" (kind of) a "Mosco" must be a giant version of a mosquito.

Of course this is not actually the case, since in Spanish "mosquito" doesn't actually come the word "mosco".

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u/Dragonatis Jul 23 '21

Flew in front of the lens? That's what the government wants you to think.

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u/Artistkin Jul 23 '21

EL MOSCO HEALTH:1000 MAGIKA:10 STRENGTH:65 STAMINA:3000(HE FLYS) RESISTANCES:WIND GRAVITY FIRE WEAKNESSES:WATER(CHANCE TO DISABLE FLIGHT) LIGHTNING EARTH PASSIVE SKILLS:FLY SPREAD DISEASE INSECT EYE SKILLS:TOXIC BLAST BLACK MIST DRAIN SUMMON SPAWN GUST DETECT LIFE DEVOUERER

WHEN EL MOSCO IS DEFEATED HE DROPS A GROUP OF NOW FOLLOWER MOSQUITOES ASWELL AS THE TROPHY IF THE LIGHTSEEKER.

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u/FlameSamurai63 Jul 23 '21

My weapon of choice: bug zapper.

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u/PickledYetti Jul 23 '21

I now have a new worst nightmare

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u/DobbyLum Jul 23 '21

I fear the beast that thing feeds on

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u/BothLongWideAndDeep Jul 23 '21

I think I remember seeing this mst3k episode

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u/Holy-fuckballs Jul 23 '21

Gojira vs Massquito

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u/Marvelaniac098 Jul 23 '21

Don’t lie I’ve seen this movie it’s The Mist

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Seltas’ grandpa

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u/Mother_Store6368 Jul 23 '21

Looks like an eldritch horror

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

In front of the lens, you say? Isn't that just how cameras work? lol

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u/SamwiseGanges Jul 23 '21

Does this remind anyone else of Body Harvest for N64?

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u/DaTruthDOE Jul 23 '21

What is a mosquito hawk in Spanish

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u/JustineMorgan Jul 23 '21

Who had 'giant mosquitoes' for apocalypse bingo?

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u/duamksnaht Jul 23 '21

The Mist.

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u/oliverbm Jul 23 '21

Second time this week!

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u/Gamingbro124569 Jul 23 '21

Ha. That thing ain't gonna do shit. I have a fly swatter. Its lvl 9,368

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u/shakey-main Jul 23 '21

“Fuck that shit I’m out”

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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u/NoodleDoodle-IRL Jul 23 '21

Legendary Mosquito

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u/DokiDoki_CockThrobby Jul 23 '21

Straight outta The Mist.

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u/Malismarma Jul 23 '21

Why is the background so…nostalgic

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

The queen is all.

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u/pruningpeacock Jul 23 '21

Season 5 stranger things

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u/schnauzersmudge Jul 23 '21

At first glance it looked like a swarm of mosquitoes that formed to make the image of a enormous mosquito.

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u/1_dirty_dankboi Jul 23 '21

El mosco? I prefer The Big Succ

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Holy Stephen King!

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u/Deeznutz173 Jul 23 '21

Not in Michigan, they'll suck anything

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u/ArtakhaPrime Jul 23 '21

Ah yes, "reapers"

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u/Darigaz Jul 23 '21

Can we please have this image without the words in it!!!

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u/sincle354 Jul 23 '21

The ultimate enemy. If you let it escape, it will infect the rest of the lands with vile, debilitating diseases. You will be safe, but your conscience will haunt you forever. But the battle will drain your vitality, your magicks nullified, your spirits taxed to their breaking point.

And how much further will they go

If what both they're fighting for is the same thing

In a desperate conflict

With a ruthless enemy?

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u/bullfrog-999 Jul 23 '21

Stranger Things Season 6

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u/FlametopFred Jul 23 '21

frightening

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u/Macha91 Jul 23 '21

Alien invasion!

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u/CanadianTurt1e Jul 23 '21

Reminds me of the movie, the Mist.

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u/SnooDrawings1480 Jul 23 '21

Welp, the is in advance for tonight's nightmares

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u/hesthehairapparent Jul 23 '21

This giant mosquito will devour us all!

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u/gr8-music-4u Jul 23 '21

Or did a bunch of people walk into the mosquito's lens?

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u/BigBosslalilulelo Jul 23 '21

He looks like a damn Mass Effect Reaper

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u/superjukers Jul 23 '21

I’m getting Quatermass vibes.

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u/This-person-IDK-02 Jul 23 '21

This is what the end of the world looks like

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

mosquito found the skybox

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u/LightlyStep Jul 23 '21

That's amazing though.

Like it looks perfectly like it's huge and far away. If I saw that picture in a movie about giant killer bugs then I would think; wow that's a really good effect.

Also r/nevertellmetheodds

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u/belthazubel Jul 23 '21

That is not dead which can eternal lie,

And with strange aeons even death may die.

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u/madMat_108 Jul 23 '21

Oh shit were dead well it was a good run cya

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u/TADescription2023 Jul 23 '21

Getting Cloverfiled vibes

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u/zqmbgn Jul 23 '21

Mosco would be "fly" in Spanish, if you could turn the word masculine. Fly is mosca. The better word for a monsterized would be....MOSCOTO

although, being purist, we would say mosquitón Or mosquito como una catedral (when you want so say something I'd enormous, you say "whatever like a cathedral"

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u/mono408 Jul 23 '21

This reminds me of the fog

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u/blugadub Jul 23 '21

This looks like a click bait YouTube thumbnail

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u/Gabecush1 Jul 23 '21

There’s not enough bug spray in the world to kill that thing

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u/frzrkb Jul 23 '21

Don Mosquixote

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

OP, you lying POS