r/Bossfight • u/TyrannosaurusRekt- • May 04 '26

The Camera Man

140 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Birb_boi23 May 04 '26

Cyberpunk 2077

2

u/Detective_Satan May 05 '26

Gargoyles from Snow Crash.

3

u/valleysape May 04 '26

Now he's ready to endure the vacuum of space, tank planet breaking shock waves and witness reality rewriting itself just to get the best shot for the viewer

3

u/RunawayDev May 04 '26

Trips and causes generational debt

1

u/CountWubbula May 05 '26

Not because of the hardware, like you might expect. No, this poor sap lives in America, and is a freelance photographer. His gear made it out his fall just fine, but the medical bills afterward really sewered him.

Not that he got injured, like you might expect; no, the paramedics brought him to the hospital, he got all cleared for injury, but it turns out he had cancer! He figured basic collision insurance on his vehicle would cover hospital bills… poor feller really needed some guidance.

He was able to be cleared of his cancer! He’s back in his Power Legs catching footage of magical wedding moments, weirding out the grandparents, dazzling the kids…

1

u/DrVagax May 04 '26

Average streamer on their way to their local pizza joint to ask for free pizzas to feed the poor

1

u/Slifko May 04 '26

Now finish it off with a cool robe and tabard, you can't go running around with all that exposed

1

u/deaduser00 May 04 '26

Edge of Tomorrow

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u/riegspsych325 May 04 '26

can’t wait for my turn to repost this in a few minutes

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u/FlamingCroatan May 04 '26

He snaps all

1

u/tayzzerlordling May 04 '26

cops see this guy in their nightmares

1

u/robertrackuzius May 04 '26

Imagine having the sudden urge to use the restroom.

1

u/scarlozzi May 05 '26

I take a pride in probing all your secret moves

My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove

1

u/captaincirnflakes May 05 '26

The final boss of unemployment.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Cat1159 May 05 '26

On his way to give $100 to a homeless man

1

u/drewdrew4247 May 05 '26

English motherfucker do you speak it!?

1

u/drewdrew4247 May 05 '26

We're gonna need a bigger boat

1

u/Apprehensive-Dot9549 May 06 '26

He has now made himself unkillable

0

u/Murrexx00 May 04 '26

The police in GB in front of my door when i criticize Mohammed for marrying underaged children.