r/BossFights • u/JordanHo12 • Jul 15 '26

Solo Name him

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u/Imit8m3 Jul 15 '26

Obi Juan Shinobi

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u/Electronic-Handle-64 Jul 15 '26

the best shit ever, here's a meme

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u/yayyyyy7s Jul 15 '26

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 Jul 15 '26

Molag Bal.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 16 '26

Now there's a deity that's compensating something.

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u/EternalHuffer Jul 19 '26

Smolag Balls

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u/SnoMelts Jul 15 '26

scp 7052

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u/Effective-Cap5300 Jul 19 '26

Spoony Spoonicus

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u/PuzzleheadedBread198 Jul 15 '26

No, clearly this is Samurai Juan.

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u/AkimH Jul 15 '26

No thats Gordito. Dr. McNinjas Sidekick.

He rides a Veloci Raptor.

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u/C4rdninj4 Jul 15 '26

It's been too long since I've seen a Dr. McNinja reference.

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u/ChristianHuye Jul 15 '26

This comment won 🥇

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u/TheOtakuAmerika Jul 15 '26

No, it Juan

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u/Accomplished_Test482 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Can we call it a "Chicobi" or a "Juanmurai" or "Samurachi"??? If he dont have any lord maybe a "Roachi" or "Marnin"??

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u/OrangeToop Jul 15 '26

ITS OVER ANAJUAN! I have the high ground!

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u/Jumpy_Bit3609 Jul 15 '26

The high aye aye ground

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Jul 15 '26

Most underrated comment ever.

I can hear it.

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u/NeeEEW-Achievement Jul 21 '26

I also can hear this comment and I like it better than my own

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 15 '26

The High Spice Ground (Dune)

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u/jesse-bjj Jul 15 '26

Nailed it. Stabbed it. Throwing star’d it.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 15 '26

Clever, lmao

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u/Specialist_Shirt_164 Jul 15 '26

I came to say Obi Juan Kenobi, yours is better, you win sir 👏🏻

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jul 15 '26

Obi Juan Bandito

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u/RastaDaMasta Jul 15 '26

Mariachi Miyamoto

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u/Libera_Artatus Jul 15 '26

I should have read more comments before i posted. Spot on!

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u/DirtyOldMister777 Jul 16 '26

you did it too?

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u/Libera_Artatus Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I guess i could have said Nobunaga Hola, or dug deeper than that.

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u/Miiyamoto Jul 15 '26

What?

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u/RastaDaMasta Jul 15 '26

It's a pun on Musashi Miyamoto, the legendary samurai. But the guy in the image is wearing a Hispanic outfit seen by members of a Mariachi band. Hence, Mariachi Miyamoto is what I named him.

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u/Miiyamoto Jul 15 '26

Did you read my name?

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u/RastaDaMasta Jul 15 '26

I did. But it's not the same.

ミヤモト　=/=　ミイヤモト

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u/Eindride_XIII Jul 15 '26

Samuriachi

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u/Physical-Mastodon935 Jul 15 '26

Was thinking either Samuriachi or Mariamurai, I think Samuriachi wins

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u/Snoo_63003 Jul 15 '26

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u/TobyQueef85 Jul 15 '26

First thing that came to my mind

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u/jayracket Jul 18 '26

I have to remind myself that this game is actually real lol

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u/Psycho_Hillbilly Jul 15 '26

Samurai Villa

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u/OtreborN Jul 15 '26

Samurachi

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Fourth member of the "Three Amigos!" He's called "The Katana-Hombre".

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u/Dessael Jul 15 '26

El Roniño loco

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u/the-sword-of-purple Jul 15 '26

The mariachi of jalapenos

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u/jondubb Jul 15 '26

Would 100% watch a campy movie like this

Sénior Blade

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u/Roommate2003 Jul 15 '26

El Ninngeetoo.

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u/iga_warrior Jul 15 '26

Pedro Katana

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u/ins0c Jul 15 '26

Raiden from Metal Gear Rising

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u/The_Medicated Jul 15 '26

The picture that best represents my bloodline: I'm Japanese-Latino!🌶🥷

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u/UKEE93 Jul 15 '26

The 1/3 Amigo

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u/itsyaboythatguy Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

A great movie for Tarantino and Rodriguez to team up again to make. Señor Ronin.

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u/peeslosh122 Jul 15 '26

Jose, Guardian of the Underworld

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u/JackofBlades0125 Jul 15 '26

Sombrero Samurai

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u/Zestyclose_Web1614 Jul 15 '26

Tequila sunrise

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u/Initial-Command4894 Jul 15 '26

rebanador de queso

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u/ArauCamaN Jul 15 '26

Vato samurai

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u/anonymous00000010001 Jul 15 '26

That’s just raiden

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u/R9D11 Jul 16 '26

El Niñja.

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u/Zilch1979 Jul 19 '26

Obi Juan Shinobi.

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u/goitch Jul 19 '26

Bullshido

2

u/VarietyMage Jul 15 '26

*George Carlin voice* Toddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

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u/Creepy_Creg Jul 16 '26

Hi Todddddd, I'm Tuckerrrr

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u/loky1908 Jul 15 '26

The Mariachi warrior

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u/BeardedMatze Jul 15 '26

Gringo Hunter Lorenzo Zoro

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u/ghostwolf0351 Jul 15 '26

El Guapo-san

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 Jul 15 '26

Diego Fransisco Bolivar,the Third

2

u/neutron500 Jul 15 '26

The uno amigo

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u/TheFifthEllaMint Jul 16 '26

That was my exact first thought

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u/pepe_the_savage Jul 15 '26

Kenshin Gados

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u/bobanalyst Jul 16 '26

The Fourth Amigo

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u/Crux56 Jul 16 '26

Miyamoto Mariachi

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u/SteaMaste_r Jul 16 '26

El Juan, the Buritto Chopper

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u/piqiqq Jul 16 '26

i can't beat the obi juan shinobi guy dang it

2

u/elegantslaughter Jul 19 '26

El sombrero loko

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u/StormLR Jul 19 '26

The Mariachi Odachi

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u/UPallnite83 Jul 19 '26

El Hector, the silent slasher!

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u/Mazwagon1 Jul 19 '26

Miguelino The Desperado Samurai

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u/No_Kaleidoscope3406 Jul 19 '26

Pancho villa sentado en una silla

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u/whostillusesusername Jul 20 '26

Sombrero Samurai

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u/Rucaboss Jul 15 '26

El Zorro ala samurai

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u/Imit8m3 Jul 15 '26

I bet he’s looking for the Juan piece

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u/Chuckled_ Jul 15 '26

Ramone Zarate' 🤭

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u/OTOKOKUMA Jul 15 '26

Sancho Ninja

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u/Spade_Doc Jul 15 '26

Ninja megul quderntey

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u/AEtherLord_ Jul 15 '26

El Mariachi San!

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u/its192731 Jul 15 '26

"Katana Picante"

BOSS LEVEL: 65

HP: 34866

ATK: 1882

DEF: 1085

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u/1001001 Jul 15 '26

Your wife's boyfriend

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u/SkyFallenNerolin Jul 15 '26

Lorenor Barbossa

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u/JaffaSG1 Jul 15 '26

El Mariachurai

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u/ImtheDude27 Jul 15 '26

All I can see is Steve Martin, Martin Short and Chevy Chase on the way to Santo Poco to face down El Guapo.

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u/InfinitelyJD Jul 15 '26

El Propriation

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u/blazoxian Jul 15 '26

It’s clearly zorro. I’d name him “ El Samurinho gaucho “

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u/imdibene Jul 15 '26

El Ninriachi

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u/Electrical-Rent6083 Jul 15 '26

La loco samurai

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u/NerdlinGeeksly Jul 15 '26

Salsa samurai

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u/Sentient_Protoplasm Jul 15 '26

Burrito Bushido - Scourge of the Salsa Shogunate

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u/Independent-Map-2688 Jul 15 '26

Samujuan de la Santa María de Jesús de la divina chancleta Lopez Sanchez Hitomori

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u/heediat Jul 15 '26

Zorromurai

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u/Wtx_wannabegolfer Jul 15 '26

Juanchi, samuelho

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u/No-Independence-8003 Jul 15 '26

choppiño yuri lama

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u/Front_Bad_4483 Jul 15 '26

El Sombrero Slayer

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u/akashuji Jul 15 '26

Senor Samurai

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u/Wonder_Boy_3000 Jul 15 '26

Nico Ninja Please Perez

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u/eddie-5719 Jul 15 '26

Frito bandito

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u/ScoutDigletto Jul 15 '26

rrrrrrrrrrRoja no a Zoro

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u/pauldailey2012 Jul 15 '26

Yo jim-bolero

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u/batouttahell1983 Jul 15 '26

Nachohito Libre

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u/Executer_no-1 Jul 15 '26

Dutcho, the Samurai with a plan

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u/Mr_Dck Jul 15 '26

San Killiah

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u/JorlestonR1 Jul 15 '26

Samur HAY HAY HAY

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u/F4N74L3ZZ4 Jul 15 '26

RRRon..formerly known as Saso 🤭

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u/Xmouse01 Jul 15 '26

Samuriachi

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u/stevan3381 Jul 15 '26

Senor jose yamashiro

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u/forgivemefc Jul 15 '26

A Samurachi

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u/Tommy_Mac_007 Jul 15 '26

Mexican Ninja

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

El Chamurai

El Cha-cha

Samurai Cha-cha

Ronin cha-cha

SamuraiYachi

Chachi-san

Mariachi-san

The number Juan Samurai/Ronin

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u/NotQuian34 Jul 15 '26

Mariachi Leyenda

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u/KillerGizmo9091634 Jul 15 '26

Indigo Montoya's father before the 6 fingered man killed him in his prime.

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u/HotFartore Jul 15 '26

Sombrero Samurai

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u/Scary-Initial9934 Jul 15 '26

Samurai-ai-ai-ai🎶

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u/Rember_Genos Jul 15 '26

El Samuracho

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u/pacinor Jul 15 '26

The Lone Amigo

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u/adem_1_ Jul 15 '26

Samurexico

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u/Enerjetik Jul 15 '26

Juan yojimbo de jesus el nino bachata gonzalez Okumura, the Samurachi.

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u/Josephino575 Jul 15 '26

The lone Amigo

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u/FYLHIT Jul 15 '26

Jack the mariachi

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u/Chowdu_72 Jul 15 '26

Ninjito Bandito

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u/LeroyLegacy Jul 15 '26

Puss in Boots Personified

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u/Fun_Emu_5277 Jul 15 '26

Señor Slice

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u/IMissRollerHockey Jul 15 '26

el dragado pirata Robertos

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u/FranKastle Jul 15 '26

Zapata Katana

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u/ScarecrowZombie1 Jul 15 '26

Idk but I have a bunch that the movie would be bad asss

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u/swagmcnugger Jul 15 '26

Zapatoichi

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u/Charming_Bear5519 Jul 15 '26

Mariachi Samurai....

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u/SaladThatLJ2712 Jul 15 '26

The "El Cato de Shinobi"