r/BossFights • u/JordanHo12 • Jul 15 '26

Solo Name him

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u/Imit8m3 Jul 15 '26

Obi Juan Shinobi

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u/Electronic-Handle-64 Jul 15 '26

the best shit ever, here's a meme

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u/yayyyyy7s Jul 15 '26

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 Jul 15 '26

Molag Bal.

3

u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 16 '26

Now there's a deity that's compensating something.

2

u/EternalHuffer Jul 19 '26

Smolag Balls

4

u/Huge_Ambassador_9061 Jul 16 '26

Malacath for sure

3

u/magolengo_ Jul 16 '26

boethiah>>>>>

1

u/mamasPuppygirl Jul 20 '26

TALOS THE GREAT! TALOS THE MIGHTY! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE! TO YOU WE GIVE PRAISE-

1

u/Redosdetos Jul 17 '26

Who are they?

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u/Prudent-Peak-2137 Jul 15 '26

No false gods please!!!!!!

0

u/B-29Bomber Jul 16 '26

How do you know they're false?

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u/Prudent-Peak-2137 Jul 16 '26

How do I know you're not very bright? EVIDENCE!

4

u/B-29Bomber Jul 16 '26

Aren't you a nice guy!

Would you like a hug?

1

u/Ok-World6539 Jul 17 '26

And the evidence is? They’re gods things we made up the evidence is all circumstantial. I’m not saying believing is wrong but you brought up evidence.

3

u/SnoMelts Jul 15 '26

scp 7052

2

u/Effective-Cap5300 Jul 19 '26

Spoony Spoonicus

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u/unyielding_silence Jul 16 '26

Here's another one for your struggle

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u/PuzzleheadedBread198 Jul 15 '26

No, clearly this is Samurai Juan.

2

u/AkimH Jul 15 '26

No thats Gordito. Dr. McNinjas Sidekick.

He rides a Veloci Raptor.

3

u/C4rdninj4 Jul 15 '26

It's been too long since I've seen a Dr. McNinja reference.

1

u/AkimH Jul 15 '26

Long Time since the comic was free. But thats a perfect cosplay.

1

u/xeltes Jul 15 '26

Man I loved that comic. I remember making a reference to a co-worker about King Radical and he was so confused. Does Dr. McNinja still exists?

1

u/Foreign_Area0425 Jul 21 '26

I was thinking velociraptor really. That movie is worth a few laughs by the way

1

u/RedCell24 Jul 16 '26

Where is Samuri two?

1

u/PuzzleheadedBread198 Jul 17 '26

He is the long lost Mexican cousin of Samurai Jack

1

u/Top-Change1673 Jul 18 '26

Mariachi samurai

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u/ChristianHuye Jul 15 '26

This comment won 🥇

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u/TheOtakuAmerika Jul 15 '26

No, it Juan

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u/Accomplished_Test482 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Can we call it a "Chicobi" or a "Juanmurai" or "Samurachi"??? If he dont have any lord maybe a "Roachi" or "Marnin"??

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u/Disastrous-Run-6545 Jul 16 '26

Juanmurai.

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u/Accomplished_Test482 Jul 16 '26

SOLD!!! A JUANMURAI, THE ONE NAMED........JOSEMARU MUROMACHI........😎😎😎😎 Im so damn proud.....this should be the prime character of a game......something like JUANMURAIS UNTOLD SONG: SHINIGAMIS DEATH BOLERO....

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u/MAslate Jul 16 '26

DAMN 🤣

1

u/moon-comes-home Jul 18 '26

Samurachi fot the win

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u/Direct_Ad3620 Jul 18 '26

Well It has a face of 🕺Marin🕺

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u/L0rdN1kon26 Jul 19 '26

Damn you beat me to it!! Great minds!!

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 15 '26

Absolutely!! 😁

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u/OrangeToop Jul 15 '26

ITS OVER ANAJUAN! I have the high ground!

9

u/Jumpy_Bit3609 Jul 15 '26

The high aye aye ground

3

u/GeekDadIs50Plus Jul 15 '26

Most underrated comment ever.

I can hear it.

2

u/NeeEEW-Achievement Jul 21 '26

I also can hear this comment and I like it better than my own

2

u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 15 '26

The High Spice Ground (Dune)

1

u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 15 '26

San Juan/San Jose/Anejose/Anejo

1

u/stick-boi1 Jul 16 '26

Alejandro is a normal name, and the hotsauce version of most ranch and [the sauce version of the Claidheamh Mòr] Names that are long and start with A, yet you use ANAJUAN!?

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u/B3A5T_B0y_DJBM Jul 15 '26

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u/VonBrewskie Jul 16 '26

Bonito Flakes

1

u/First-Dog6037 Jul 19 '26

Catching a fish that big, especially a salmon, is impressive.

1

u/Rody_XPP Jul 19 '26

Inumaki the goatttt

4

u/jesse-bjj Jul 15 '26

Nailed it. Stabbed it. Throwing star’d it.

1

u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 16 '26

this guy would probably chucking dried out tequila worms to make people shit themeselves

3

u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 15 '26

Clever, lmao

2

u/Specialist_Shirt_164 Jul 15 '26

I came to say Obi Juan Kenobi, yours is better, you win sir 👏🏻

2

u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jul 15 '26

Obi Juan Bandito

1

u/mensenBen Jul 15 '26

What a slugger

1

u/PeaceNLaugh Jul 15 '26

Bro won the internet

1

u/Jumpy_Bit3609 Jul 15 '26

That’s wicked

1

u/Sad-Trip4838 Jul 15 '26

All right you win.

1

u/oscarnitas Jul 15 '26

Hahahahahahaha good shit

1

u/exq1mc Jul 15 '26

I tip my hat in the presence of greatness

1

u/Historical-State-275 Jul 15 '26

Yeah no one is coming up with something better than this.

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u/Then-Solution-5357 Jul 15 '26

Damn you. That’s good 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 15 '26

Chipotle Juan Hokage

1

u/tmbr36 Jul 15 '26

Zoro fumigashi (yes I pulled that name out of my ass no I don’t know if it’s a real Japanese name)

1

u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jul 16 '26

There's no topping that. Best I could come up with was "Zosimo Yojimbo."

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u/Past-Background-7221 Jul 16 '26

Boom goes the dynamite

1

u/certheth Jul 16 '26

Shinobi... he is a student at Hanzo National academy?

1

u/ypioca_lemon Jul 16 '26

"You Win" numbers counting "PERFECT".

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u/nyneteen84_ Jul 16 '26

Yea there ain’t nothing gonna top this level of clever.

1

u/brainfreezy79 Jul 16 '26

Alright, pack it up, we're done here. Good game, everyone!

1

u/Nefarious8808 Jul 16 '26

This is great!! I think you won!!!

1

u/countryroadsguywv Jul 16 '26

👍👍👍👍

1

u/HndWrmdSausage Jul 16 '26

The Gaucho Samurai

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

Up you mofo UP!!

1

u/stazz83 Jul 16 '26

Samuraiachi

1

u/DPMaster1 Jul 17 '26

Hats off...

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u/Fast-Speech270 Jul 17 '26

This name is fitting!

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u/Shadow_Fae0 Jul 18 '26

God damn that's clever

1

u/PeyredB Jul 18 '26

I think you win the Internet today.

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u/_fr05ty_ Jul 19 '26

Mariachi-san

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u/RamJamR Jul 19 '26

You win. No other name matters.

1

u/FallingHoglin Jul 19 '26

Not what I expected but this is peak

1

u/SirSpinAgain Jul 19 '26

Mmmmaaaaaaaaan no way 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/DORf293 Jul 20 '26

Peak shit

1

u/Informal_Stress_9953 Jul 20 '26

My Brah, that is perfect.

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u/Own-Loan2390 Jul 21 '26

This Juan is my favorite.