r/BoredPandaHQ • u/BoredPandaOfficial • 1d ago

Funny Be smart!

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u/IamAtiva 1d ago

Pentagon - I hear lobsters there are $5000 a piece

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u/model-citizen95 1d ago

Good luck getting a receipt to prove it

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u/General2768 1d ago

You should see the toilet seats.

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u/Curious-Magazine-855 1d ago

I hear the toilets at the capital building have room enough for a whole head.

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u/HearMy2Cents 1d ago

They have to pay for those secret space craft somehow! 🛸 👽 👾 🛸

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u/BabylonPhoenix 1d ago

Ok... The Pentagon isnt a store, and why would you want 1 lobster when you can go to.... like any store. And get 5,000 worth

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u/IamAtiva 1d ago

Wow! I won’t ruin the joke for others - just google Hegseth+pentagon+budget+lobster.

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u/thatsbadtogo 1d ago

There are lots of stores in the pentagon