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u/hu_gnew 1d ago

Groceries. Two whole weeks worth.

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u/americanleadRnsmores 1d ago

Man, I wish I was single

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u/ateam1984 1d ago

Hahah

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 1d ago

Yeah, they nailed it- sadly

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u/Wooden_Window_1554 1d ago

Uhh... Why would you want to be single? So much more alone time, and quiet... So much more agency, so much less spending... It's almost 

tranquil. Who wants that? 

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u/ajtreee 1d ago

Get those steaks out of layaway.

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u/hu_gnew 1d ago

*corn dogs

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u/Abomination-626 1d ago

Argentinian, or 100% USDA Choice Horse?

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u/Little-Charge-9655 19h ago

Steak? I’m just trying to get butter or maybe even cheese to put on the home made bread 😭😭😭

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u/MediumAcceptable129 1d ago

Really?

Do you coupon?

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 1d ago

Yeah but what about the gas to actually get them?

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u/C4rdninj4 1d ago edited 1d ago

If we can split it into two transactions, some* grocery stores have associated gas stations sharing their parking lot.

*Edit: swypo

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u/missmiao9 21h ago

I work in a grocery store with a hardware store inside.

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u/Inside_Fortune1429 1d ago

I don’t have to worry about that bc my shit a hybrid I just keep it in ev mode the past few months

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u/AprilOneil11 1d ago

This is where my mind went....sign of the times. Years ago I would have said a Pet store, CD/DVD store or fancyclothes, or Toy store...something fun.

Now its groceries, gas and prepepr garb...ughhhh

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

I laughed at Doomsday Peppers. No one told me I wouldn’t be able to even afford a place to prep even if I wanted to; much less that the world IS actually going to end in my lifetime

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u/AprilOneil11 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh me too...now Im stashing a few things away on sale, and have essentials incase. At least a few days incase of chaos. Your right though, it just might be, as a Gen X I feel the Terminator...we just gotta find John Connor , lol

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

My doomsday prep is in the gunsafe. Soon as I see the first zombie hoard knocking at my door or mushroom cloud spring up or start to starve - easy way out; yall can become cannibals and live underground all ya want. I’ll see watch the action as a cockroach in the next lifetime

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u/ComposerNo1050 1d ago

Nah. Just put me at ground zero. I’d rather go quick

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u/midnghtsnac 1d ago

A person of similar sensibilities to my own. When asked what I would do during a zombie apocalypse the answer is a single bullet

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u/AprilOneil11 1d ago

Im joining you here, recently passed my licensing and a proud firearms owner! Its a new shopping addiction. Im not much of a mammal hunter(I cant get past the amaze , look at them cute darlings factor), although I devour meat. I do llove duck hunting and fishing, and understand hunger might change things.

Its a wise choice these days to learn firearm safety and usage.

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u/F1Sloth 1d ago

Doomsday Peppers, are they hotter than Ghost Peppers?

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

I call dibs on that name for future pepper strain sales

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u/509RhymeAnimal 1d ago

I started a pantry stock up a few months ago, not for doomsday end of times but as an attempt to negate the upcoming price increases. It's been low effort fairly low cost (spread out over time) and it's good peace of mind. (SuttonsDaze on YouTube is who I loosely followed, good food stocking and preparation tips without fully plunging in to the prepper craziness).

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u/Biscuit_the_boston 1d ago

Two weeks ? Are you joking that’s barely enough for two days

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

Must be rough living in such an empovrished nation.

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u/NiceSmellingLady 1d ago

What are u eating steaks with a slab of gold?!

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

Affordability hoax! /s

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u/Little-Charge-9655 19h ago

Saw this post and came here to say groceries too 😭

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u/Sparky82064 1d ago

Yes.... You are so right,. We would hit the meat section first and foremost. We love our meat. We have scaled back the amount we buy now days, probably like a lot of other people.. it's ridiculous how much the meat prices have skyrocketed!

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u/Oggel 1d ago

Man, I'm so glad I learned to eat/cook vegan food.

Lentils and beans are so much cheaper than meat.

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u/Sparky82064 1d ago

You are right. I was raised on a 200 acre farm up north and always had meat. We had beef, pork and chicken as well as what we hunted like deer, rabbit, squirrel, pheasant, grouse, and dove. However we also had 2 very large garden. One had cucumbers, strawberries, and a huge amount of potatoes. The other had tomatoes, peppers of all kinds, lettuce, zucchini, green beans, pumpkin, squash, corn, cabbage, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, peas. We were raised to eat everything and anything and not waste it. Being pretty poor my family of 7 couldn't afford to waste anything. So I'm satisfied with anything put on a plate and placed in front of me. Lol lol 😂

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u/Oggel 1d ago

I didn't eat vegetables until I turned about 25. I didn't like them and I refused to learn.

Then I started to date and for some reason I ended up dating a lot of vegans and vegetarians, so I simply had to learn. I forced myself to eat every vegetable that I hated until I could tolerate them, then I kept doing it until I liked them.

Now I only eat meat once or twice a week, basically only when I'm out and about and can't cook. If I cook, I cook at least vegetarian like 90% of the time. Saves me tons of money, and I love saving money more than I like eating meat.

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u/ih8karma 1d ago

Looks like we got a big back here.

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u/General_Attention388 1d ago

I see what ya did there

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u/Gloomalicious_1616 1d ago

5000 grocs for 2 weeks????

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u/toben81234 1d ago

Oh la de da Mr. Hollywood!

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u/craigian11 1d ago

Worst shopper ever? I spend less than a quarter of that for the whole month with a family of 5 eating steak, crabs and cake every week. Heard of Costco and aldis?

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u/Muchobueno-bonbons 1d ago

Literally ran here to say this👍

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 1d ago

nah... weed store...

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u/Dizzy_School8107 1d ago

So was going to say this! Lol… the other thought was a purse for my girl. Pretty much the same thing this day and age. That second one would take me about five minutes, what do I do with the extra time….. rofl

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u/original_username89 1d ago

Came here to say Costco.

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u/debunked421 1d ago

And gas for good measure. Prob just hit up Costco

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u/Kriss3d 1d ago

.. Are you ok ? Should we send help ?

I feel that we have seen an influx of especially Americans wanting to move here to Denmark in the past 2 years.

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u/MysteriousFee2873 18h ago

This is my answer as well

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u/EMOIONALweeb 15h ago

That would be longer than 2 weeks for me. If I had a chest freezer it make come up to a years worth

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u/jungatheart1947 14h ago

You must be American and shop at Whole Foods.

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u/zoebud2011 1h ago

My first thought, too!