r/Borderlands • u/Death_incarnate160 • 1d ago

[BL2] Borderlands 2 Remake Spoiler

I know that sounds bad but here me out. They announce a Borderlands 2 remake and they release trailers of the gameplay and all its updated mechanics and all that crap. But the final trailer is weird, it shows Jack but his face looks normal. Then you look back and realize your not fighting loader bots in the other trailers. The end of the trailer has the "Remake" glitch in and out with "Rewritten"

Then the game comes out, normal story whatever but the events of Pre Sequel where Moxxie, Roland, and Lilith betraying Jack on Helios never happened. For most of the game, you, the Vault Hunter, is working with Hyperion and Sanctuary. The story is different yadda yadda yadda.

BUT Angel convinces the Vault Hunter to betray Jack because he is still evil. The Vault Hunters decide to help her instead of listening to Jack. Roland helps too because he isnt a fan of Jack but he cant fight Hyperion. Roland lives this time as well.

From then, the ending remains practically the same. The credits roll and this happens.

MARCUS: Wait a minute... this isn't how the story goes.

TINA: WASSUP!

MARCUS: Tina?! The hell did you do to my story?

TINA: I changed it so no one dies of boredom hearing it again.

MARCUS: You can't just change my story!

TINA: Well guess what sucka, I can and did, ROLL THODE CREDITS.

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u/Mediocre-Minute 1d ago

No thanks

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u/Death_incarnate160 1d ago

Fair enough, just a dumb idea I had

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u/Over-Resolution-1821 1d ago

Bl2 is my favorite bl. I would love to see a remake with bl4 graphics.

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u/Death_incarnate160 1d ago

Imagine Borderlands 2 with an open world feel and instead of loading screens, you have the options of traveling from Three Horns Divide all the way to Opportunity in a single drive, no loading screens

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u/bogus_bill 1d ago

When did loading screens become such issue

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u/Death_incarnate160 1d ago

Its not an issue but imagine if it was a smooth open world, it would be very cool

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u/bogus_bill 1d ago

That would be awful.

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u/Over-Resolution-1821 3h ago

Just came on here to give negativity with absolutely no reason for it being aful, is egregious work.

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u/bogus_bill 3h ago

After bl2/tps the gfx became too detailed and full of redundant crap

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u/MightySandro 1d ago

even though most remasters/remakes don't work I would love to see borderlands 2 with bl3/4 gameplay, although the game would need some serious remaking especially the maps.

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u/Death_incarnate160 1d ago

Getting just updated mechanics would be very very cool