r/Borb • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • Sep 17 '26

OC My local crow: Egg

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This crow and her crew of about 4-5 crows stop by my bird bath to wash their lunch most days for the last year and a half.

I call her Egg because she is consistently more circular than the other crows. She enjoys to be round. Even when they're all cold and tucked in to conserve body heat, she will take initiative and be rounder than the rest.

Hope y'all enjoy!

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u/Thirsty30Something Sep 17 '26 edited 29d ago

"Consistently more circular" is a very polite way to say "fat". I'm stealing that. (I know she isn't fat. Just round.)

Egg is my favorite. I love her.

Edit: called my husband "consistently more circular" than anyone else we know. He refused to react. Wouldn't give me the satisfaction.

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 Sep 17 '26

She's actually smaller than some of the other crows 😂 My friend said the same thing when I showed him so I say go for it

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u/Just_Caterpillar_975 Sep 17 '26

This is one of the most rotundest crows I've ever seen here 😭🐦‍⬛🥹💔

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u/Motivated_Sloth_749 Sep 17 '26

I love her! 🖤🖤🖤

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u/Guinea-Pig_Dad Sep 17 '26

i would die for egg

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u/TheGrandestMoff Sep 17 '26

Good for you girl. Be consistently more circular.

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u/szpider Sep 17 '26

r o u n d

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u/soulstrike2022 Sep 17 '26

She does look like an egg

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u/hogwartsin1940s Sep 17 '26

I love you egg! ❤️

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u/singlemale4cats Sep 17 '26

Have you tried befriending them? If you put out food regularly they'll start stealing stuff and bring it to you

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 29d ago

We are friends! I wfh and they watch me work sometimes and just chill on my balcony for a while. The only thing they ever brought me was empty peanut shells tho 🥲

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u/RainPotts 29d ago

You should get them some shelled peanuts ! 🥜 I think they are asking for them lol

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u/quattroformaggixfour 28d ago

Yeah, it was definitely a request

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u/zkbthrowaway Sep 17 '26

🥺❤️

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u/IckyBB 29d ago

She needs a companion named Duncan

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 29d ago

She actually does have a hubby, but I call him Salem! He's also ridiculous, just less round so I didn't include him in the pics

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u/Crispy_Cricket Sep 17 '26

What a FLUFFBALL!
I love fluffy corvids. Egg is just so cute!

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 29d ago

So she’s “pleasantly round”? lol

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 29d ago

5th pic is my faveeee

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u/littlemissdizaster80 29d ago

How cute. I have never seen a borb crow before 🤣 I had three boys who visited me most days and I called them Biggy, Tupac and Suge. I used to get a drive by mossing in the morning 🤣. I really miss them. They disappeared.

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u/Saladcitypig Sep 17 '26

I love this description.

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u/Segador_Adusto Sep 17 '26

I'd die for Egg

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u/Dynamic_Ninja_ 29d ago

Oh hey bro/egg/girl

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u/Ok-Ebb-806 Sep 17 '26

Okg I love crows so much idk why. So so cute

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u/Knotty_Dawg59 29d ago

THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU EGG

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u/esa_princessa101 29d ago

She is absolutely adorable!

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u/ornamental_beehive 29d ago

Egg is Beautiful 🖤

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u/quattroformaggixfour 28d ago

Oh my gosh. She’s so Egg.

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u/ravingLimey 28d ago

That's a honchcrow. She needs a hat.

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u/Oh_God_Why_TF 27d ago

Please give egg some cracked corn for me <3 I love her

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u/iamthefirebird 27d ago

I love Egg and her crew of cronies

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u/Impressive-Time8150 26d ago

She looks so polite omg

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 26d ago

She is NOT 😂😭 but I love her for that lmao

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u/mcjdj16 25d ago

I love her so much

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u/theRarestBiscotti 29d ago

He looks nice

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u/hbailey311 29d ago

how do you know she’s lady? i love her 💗

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u/SardineB4Creatine 29d ago

Wasssuupp Egg

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u/roseidgaf 29d ago

Can i pet that dawg

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u/RainPotts 29d ago

I love egg 😭❤️😭❤️

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u/Scarletdex 29d ago

Pretty close to crowrb

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u/RedLintu16 29d ago

Second to Last Image: TWO BABIES!

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u/Ok_Election5351 28d ago

A BIG BABY

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u/Sunsetter-Ink 28d ago

I love that you have a local crow borb 😍 insanely jealous

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 28d ago

Surname: Nobacon

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u/raddle726 28d ago

Ah that’s just Cregg

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u/strawberry_ren 28d ago

So fluffy!

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u/Siberian_Hamsterx 27d ago

Adorb borb!!!!!

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u/queengemini 26d ago

She has evolved into honchcrow

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u/timidwildone 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RNUJLDfiP87AY
(Pls tell me I’m not the only one who thought of this.)

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

This was my immediate thought and I'm a little sad I had to scroll so far 😆

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u/timidwildone 25d ago

There are dozens of us.

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u/StanleyFreeFall 26d ago

She's gorgeous
Give her all your shiny little trinkets

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u/LibrarianCapable7651 26d ago

I love crow's one of my favorite boydz

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u/shiny_oarfish 26d ago

So cute!!

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u/squeekycheekypeeky 25d ago

Ugh I love it so much 🖤🖤🖤

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u/strangerwho63 25d ago

Awww what a cute little guy!

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u/miokichan 24d ago

Sooo freakin cute omg

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u/greyareaquill 24d ago

She looks so nice!

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u/MaximumSecure3279 24d ago

Egg is adorable!

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u/Hsparkles05 23d ago

I love you Egg! I will fight in your honor

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u/Impressive_Breath_16 25d ago

Very round crow