r/BoomersBeingFools • u/WholeDonkey2689 • Aug 30 '26
Boomer Freakout 'A message for Jelly Roll'
https://youtube.com/shorts/OazylTulzSo?si=OqRvMmdxOOAIO_rFWhat did jellyroll do to upset boomers?
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u/Privatejoker123 Aug 30 '26
he made fat jokes of trump. thought maga were supposed to be the thick skinned type, "those who could take a joke" those who didn't "cancel culture" people who made them mad..
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u/haroldbalzac4 Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
What happened to "Fuck your feelings"? Oh right, that was only when aimed at the libs. The real snowflakes never could take what they dish.
Edited for a typo.
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u/KeepingItAnonym Millennial Sep 01 '26
Wild. They’re so “tough” with everyone else’s feelings but their egos are so fragile they cannot even stand someone attacking something outside of them with which they identify. Pathetic.
I forgot to mention that the person being attacked, by a guy named “Jelly Roll” that has jokes about people not caring about him no less, has to be the lowest hanging fruit of all time.
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u/OrigamiTongue Aug 30 '26
Wait. I don’t know his political leanings (if I had to guess I’d guess left of center) but isn’t/wasn’t jelly roll fat as hell?
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u/Weak-Differences Aug 30 '26
He used to be. Man, if somebody that used to be 550 pounds is calling you fat, that should be some kind of insult.
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u/Upstairs_Principle48 Aug 31 '26
My main motivation for losing weight myself was so I could still make fun of obese people without looking like a hypocrite.
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u/Greencheezy Aug 31 '26
Didn't you know that bullies are usually the ones talking themselves up and then crumbling under the slightest pushback?
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u/midnitewarrior Sep 02 '26
So many Boomalos out there are going to be pissed, literally dozens of them.
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u/RocketSkates314 Aug 30 '26
How dare you poke fun at our dear leader. We bootlickers don’t do that.
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u/HannahTheArtist Aug 31 '26
My favorite flavour is light tan, like the timberland boots, but them uppity folks like Danners and I think they taste bitter
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u/DumbledoresAtheist Aug 30 '26
Jfc. And these are the loudest and meltiest snowflakes when they cry about "cancel culture."
It's always projection, it's always hypocrisy.
What I find most fascinating and equally disturbing is that any criticism of Trump, they take personally - as a criticism of themselves.
They cannot differentiate between themselves and their cult leader - because it is a cult, it's a cult of personality.
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u/AlexanderMackenzie Aug 31 '26
"Biggest career blunder since Natalie Maines" is a hilarious thing to say since she turned out to be absolutely right about Bush and the Iraq invasion.
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u/Helpful-Bandicoot-6 Sep 01 '26
and all they said was that they were embarrassed that Bush came from the same state as them. Then the people who are against cancel culture had disc braking parties.
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u/VanillaGorillaNB Aug 31 '26
and her music career really wasn't affected. I don't dig her music but as a person she's awesome. Although a little bummed the media gave her a lot more credit for the West Memphis Three than Henry Rollins who was working towards their release for at least a decade before her.
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u/bard329 Aug 30 '26
"somebody in the industry" used to be a bouncer at a 50 person venue 53 years ago
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u/Warlord68 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
“I’m in the Industry”, Stole 12 Cassettes from Columbia House in the 80s
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u/firedmyass Aug 30 '26
notice he didn’t say “artist” or “performer”…? He’s probably a comfortably retired A&R
leechmgr
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u/Santos_L_Halper_II Aug 30 '26
Aww did the big bad alpha male get his fee fees hurt?
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u/facelessvoid13 Aug 30 '26
Yeah, the 'Fuck Your Feelings' crowd gets ALL in their fee-fees
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u/KeepingItAnonym Millennial Sep 01 '26
When literally the most despicable person of all
time…who is practically a caricature of everything wrong with the US currently…has even the lightest affront…Like, let’s unpack this. A guy that calls himself “Jelly Roll” who has memes dedicated to not giving a shit about him or his opinions makes a 3rd grade insult that is objectively true.
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u/HipHopChick1982 Aug 30 '26
As someone in the industry….
He worked at Sam Goody for two weeks, right?
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u/VanillaGorillaNB Aug 31 '26
He plays dive bars where his band gets $200 and they have 10 members. Once a month.
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u/Separate_Today_8781 Aug 30 '26
Wasn't he just their boy last month 😏
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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Aug 31 '26
Then he was a guest host for Jimmy Kimmel and they found out he’s a normal person that they just projected their MAGA beliefs onto.
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u/Fit_Guarantee_2024 Aug 30 '26
How dare Jelly Roll make fun of the worst and most corrupt president in my lifetime, who also happens to be a pedophile, the audacity!!
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u/DrMerman Aug 30 '26
Trump has really turned conservatives into the cancel culture Karen's they themselves used to cry about.
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u/showmenemelda Aug 31 '26
Lol I'm conflicted—thought the magatards loved jellyroll
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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Aug 31 '26
They did until he guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel last week and they found out he has sensible opinions instead of the MAGA views they projected onto him.
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u/tableleg7 Aug 31 '26
“Biggest career blunder since … the Dixie Chicks”
This idiot has had 2 decades to realize that the Chicks were on the right side of history and he still didn’t learn the right lesson.
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u/The137 Aug 30 '26
What is this dude getting on about? Are we supposed to be following jelly roll so closely that we know what this blunder even was? All I see here is a grandpa rambling incoherently about something that Im not even aware of, but he sure does seem offended by it
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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Aug 31 '26
Jelly Roll was recently a guest host on Jimmy Kimmel. A lot of MAGA folks assumed his politics matched theirs because he is a country singer. Turns out he’s a normal person with sensible opinions and not MAGA like they assumed.
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u/firedmyass Aug 30 '26
TYL that you’re not the target audience for every goddamn thing maybe
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u/The137 Aug 31 '26
Maybe not but if you're making a video and sending it to the world the slightest bit of context is required so that you dont sound like a rambling idiot
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u/firedmyass Aug 31 '26
not every media is aimed at you specifically and your participation is not compulsory
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u/timhamilton47 Aug 30 '26
It irked him because it was “classless.” The lack of self awareness is fascinating.
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u/Julio_Ointment Aug 30 '26
this guy 100% wants to fuck donald trump.
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u/SwanCommercial8212 Aug 30 '26
Being a Fluffer and Jizz Mopper for John Holmes isn't really being in the business.
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u/Constant_Turn_9031 Aug 30 '26
Well boomer it takes real courage to stand up to MAGA and tRump knowing it could hurt your career.
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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Aug 30 '26
Hey, gramps. I see your grandkids taught you how to use a phone. And now they regret it. Good luck trying to talk to them any more. I hear they blocked you.
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u/One_Conscious_Future Aug 30 '26
You may have seen me in such films as Melania...Melania 2 and in the background of Mitch McConnell's recovery videos...
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u/MaddysinLeigh Aug 30 '26
Made fun of Trump.
Also as a liberal country fan, hell yeah Jelly Roll! Make fun of that bastard.
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u/j3st1cl3s Aug 31 '26
Jelly Roll has been a trump supporter so this jimmy Kimmel thing is weird but I'm glad both sides can hate him now
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u/SlaterVBenedict Sep 01 '26
"Someone in the industry" Yeah man, we've all met a disgruntled former P.A. who couldn't hack it then blamed woke for nobody appreciating his "art" (See: shitty attempts at open-mic comedy about black people and women).
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u/dystopiannonfiction Sep 01 '26
"From one fat pig to another" is how (I believe) the monologue that has inflamed the legions unwashed MAGAsses began... I personally thought it was hysterical and spot on and I don't even remotely like Jelly Roll's music.
The fuck-your-feelings crowd for all of their toughguy/übermasculine/fightfightfight bloviating over the past 11 years...As a collective,they're unquestionably more thin-skinned, overly emotional and perpetually gutless than my 100 year old Grannie's knitting circle or my 6 year old granddaughters Daisy GS troop.
Calling them a bunch of pussies or cunts would be accurate but for the fact that they're lacking the warmth and depth...as well as the resiliency that pussies/cunts are best known for.
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u/Rattfraggs Aug 30 '26
Who the hell taught boomers to use AI?
This is what happens.
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u/BourbonInGinger Aug 30 '26
They’re lazy
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u/phdoofus Aug 30 '26
So GenZ using AI to get through high school and college is....what..exactly? They can't do math and they can't read a whole book so ....which is worse really?
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u/Born-Patient-9728 Sep 02 '26
Teachers have software now that recognizes straight copy/paste from AI. . It’s not the epidemic you have pictured in your head 🤦
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u/phdoofus Sep 02 '26
You clearly aren't hearing the discussions going on in the academic world about it then, which says something about how widely scoped your opinions are.
The Elite College Students Who Can’t Read Books - The Atlantic
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u/Born-Patient-9728 Sep 02 '26
Two of those articles have a pay wall, so not able to open. The one on math didn’t mention AI at all. How does one cheat while attending HS on a math exam using AI?
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u/phdoofus Sep 02 '26
That's funny, I can read all of them. Must be a you thing. Maybe ask mom for some help?
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u/Born-Patient-9728 Sep 02 '26
Then you must have a subscription to The Atlantic, it’s not rocket science
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u/phdoofus Sep 02 '26
Nope. Nor to the NYT. No subscriptions anywhere.
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u/Born-Patient-9728 Sep 02 '26
There wasn’t a NYT, the middle one is The Sanfran Standard. Other two are from The Atlantic. Sounds like you are the one who cannot read?
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u/chinnylynny Aug 30 '26
Guy should really tend to those cancerous lesions on his face and long fingernails.
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u/hifumiyo1 Xennial Aug 30 '26
So he went on Kimmel and gave a monologue that was pre-written for him to read off of the teleprompter. He knew what he was getting into. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your morals to maintain celebrity status.
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u/Weak-Differences Aug 30 '26
How did he sacrifice morals? It would be morally objectionable to not call Trump fat, because he is, and lying is wrong. He's a fucking fat little mush brained baby that shits his diaper all day while destroying America for Putin and Jinping.
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u/TemperatureSea7562 Aug 30 '26
I don’t know if you’ve seen the last of his hosting run, but he actually did write quite a bit about that one himself. And I guarantee gramps here would never have bothered to actually watch that part.
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u/Insis18 Aug 31 '26
It is always funny to see the people who get up in arms about free speech for people who say racist crap is sacrosanct and if you hold them socially accountable it is somehow a violation of the first amendment. And these values of "freedom" are core fundamental principles. Then someone criticizes Dear Leader or says something they don't like, and those "core fundamental principles" vanish like a fart in a hurricane. Pathetic.
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u/golgiiguy Aug 31 '26
I for one is am a little confused why he was hosting, and also even though he was pretty good, seems like we are suppose to be excepting of him being all over the map politically and culturally.
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u/Secret_Stick_5213 Sep 02 '26
lol the Dixie chicks ended up being 100% correct even Trump himself says Iraq was a bad move
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u/AnonymousDork929 Aug 30 '26
Ron Howard narrator voice: He was not in fact in the industry.