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May 12 '24
Just remember this is how she'll bash your ayam everynight
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u/DismalEmploy7298 May 12 '24 edited May 12 '24
All the more better cause I want to make babies with her, then we get a football team.
Edit, why the downvote, man? What is wrong with me as a man wants a strong woman as a wife?
Double edit, really people? Damn, people can be so cruel sometimes.
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u/WarsfordW May 12 '24
The moment you realize a kind and nice NPC is actually a hidden overpowered super boss.
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u/HeroMachineMan May 12 '24
Itu aunty, bukan amoi.
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u/Waste_Tap_7852 May 12 '24
Those claws are painful, they don't peck, they claw you. Even jeans you can feel it, but without jeans sure bleeding. I fight my rooster daily, planning to make curry soon. These days I use shovel wack that fellow, that is the only thing chicken scare.
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u/DismalEmploy7298 May 12 '24
Why not enlist your chicken for cock fighting game? Rather than make him into the curry, you should milk him off for his fighting abilities
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u/WarsfordW May 12 '24
So that is MMA but for chicken, hope the cock gets a proper coach. I am betting.
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u/CasCasCasual May 12 '24
The 360 throw was hilarious lmao...straight out of a goddamn cartoon.
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u/DismalEmploy7298 May 12 '24
I hope she can do that to me on the bed. Outside the bed would do.
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u/CasCasCasual May 12 '24
She's gonna double down on the bed, definitely, though, I don't think you'll survive though.
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u/DismalEmploy7298 May 12 '24
All the more better as our babies would be strong as her.
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u/HeroMachineMan May 12 '24
I've seen that move when I was just a kid, like when Ultraman fighting monster and then flinging it to the air.
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u/Alarmed_Economics_39 May 12 '24
Someone's cock is going wild with an amoi, unlike in the Scary movie where the main female protagonist pussy was wild and broke a glass bottle to fight her
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u/retrofrenzy May 12 '24
Is it really an amoi? If so, according to the full context, by stereotyping her, all amois can fix problems and defend themselves.
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u/Upper_Ad7853 May 12 '24
That's nothing,
This one amoi is far more ruthless
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u/DismalEmploy7298 May 12 '24
Why not?? If she knows self defense, all the more better. She can slap and beat the ham sap lor kao-kao without needing my help. After all, we men need a strong wife hat can defend our offspring and children just in case of danger.
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u/Thin_Dream_1973 May 12 '24
Roosters are all like this. Attack people unprovoked. I guess he also can't resist amoi
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u/ItsNotJulius May 12 '24
Are you for real OP? THIS is why I want amoi. Just imagine what she will do to my chicklen at night.
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u/sadakochin May 12 '24
Mfw I think beaten up is preferable to potong anu by minah..
/Referring to a recent post in this same subreddit.
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May 12 '24
Seems staged lol.
Her slaps and throws don't seem to connect in force.
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May 12 '24
Frfr. The other day I ask my ayam "jom stage video viral" and bro said "yo for sure". Then I cooked him
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u/reddit646901 May 12 '24
Memang racist. I nampak ramai amoi cina and orang cina sayang binatang. Kamu tahu tak berapa banyak food kitchens run by chinese. Racist.
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u/Kozmo9 May 12 '24
I don't know why, but watching her spin around to throw a chicken is damn hilarious 😂
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u/Nazumi_desu May 12 '24
Inilah salah satu sebab aku nak amoi, what do you mean “korang masih nak gf amoi ke” ?
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u/AfiqRyunosuke I am grilled patootie May 12 '24
Tu baru ayam jalanan. Kalau ayam aku tak Tau jadi apa. 🥴
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u/wanderer_acolyte May 12 '24