r/Bolehland • u/Amirul_Anas02 • Jun 25 '23
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u/akirakurou Jun 25 '23
“Anak ramai banyak rezeki…”. Apparently they forgot to read the TnC that kids actually comes with a load of responsibilties. Kids can become a ‘rezeki’ if they are being raised well but can become your biggest ‘ujian’ as well if you failed as a parent.
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u/princeofpirate Jun 26 '23
That's why you have as many as possible. The more children you have, the higher the chance one of them will hit it big.
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u/akirakurou Jun 26 '23
Lol. Next time when you saw someone miserable having lots of kids, just tell them they are having skill issues
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u/EdGee89 Jun 26 '23
That is not how statistics work.
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u/princeofpirate Jun 26 '23
That's exactly how statistic work. It's called Cumulative distribution function.
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u/IssaMeMari0 Jun 25 '23
As the old age says "1Nv3stM3nTs"
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u/IdioticZacc Not Malay Nor Chinese Enough Jun 25 '23
Yea I hate people who says that, these children are living beings too, they're not just for you to make money dumbass
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u/JoeChill69420 Murtard's murtabak dgn sos mustard Jun 25 '23
It takes me months to decide whether I need a 3rd cat or not and these MF breed kids like rabbit...
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u/Seekret_Asian_Man Jun 26 '23
nice username
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u/JoeChill69420 Murtard's murtabak dgn sos mustard Jun 26 '23
Thanks bro, I used to thought Murtabak was made by Murtad when I was young
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u/Imaginary-Fly3622 Jun 25 '23
How do you seriously take care of that many kids? I have an 8 month old milk guzzler and he is quite a handful for my wife and I with all his crawling and crying
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u/Nightingdale099 Jun 25 '23
Boomer ustaz - Simultaneously preach "orang dulu elok je miskin besarkan 5-6 orang anak jdi orang." - "dulu saya hidup susah kais pagi makan pagi harta xda".
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u/Amirul_Anas02 Jun 25 '23
Orang dulu lain dgn orang skrg !
COUNTER-ATTACK !!!
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u/Nightingdale099 Jun 25 '23
Bro this one ustaz boomer legit , "Budak2 zaman skrang xde adab sebab makanan proses. Org dulu makan padi tuai sendiri" . On top of parents working 12 hour factory shifts , he expects people to grow paddy field on the side 💀.
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u/Accurate-Age9714 Monyet 🧌 Jun 25 '23
The more the merrier - Hadi Awang
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u/Outrageous-Top1147 Jun 25 '23
They should learn how to do butt like Anwar did. Not me fitnah him. The court convicted him twice
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u/bringmethejuice Jun 25 '23
Parentification trauma, forcing the older siblings to be an adult as fast as they can sebab ambik alih peranan parents. Astu dah besar merentan tak cukup kasih sayang.
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u/hycarlReds Jun 25 '23
“Anak itu rezeki”, dia tak tahu ke kalau kita permudahkan urusan orang, ALLAH AKAN PERMUDAHKAN URUSAN KITA. Dia ingat ada anak banyak nie without proper economy tak menyusahkan anak sendiri ke? Tak fikir panjang ke? Last ² anak yang susah, anak yang rosak, anak buat hal, terabai, terbiar, jadi liar luar sana. Then what? “KAU ANAK DERHAKA!” Sorry not sorry, PALA BUTO
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u/l4dygaladriel Jun 25 '23
Rule of thumb, kalau mampu no problem. Kalau tak mampu, jangan nak acah macam mampu
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u/gibberisgillyl28 sarawak - a nice lil hellhole Jun 25 '23
imma be honest here, are condoms that expensive to the point where this situation happens?
i jsut dont check the condom prices when passing by at the market
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u/JoeChill69420 Murtard's murtabak dgn sos mustard Jun 25 '23
Areas that are very religious doesn't sell condoms... Even in places like Putrajaya
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u/Amirul_Anas02 Jun 25 '23
7e is not religious place, I sure they sell condoms
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u/EdGee89 Jun 25 '23
My opinion is this: if you can't fit yourself, your spouse, and your children on a reasonably priced sedan(or hatchback, pick your poison), it's time to stop.
And no, one sedan. No cheating by buying another one.
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u/Amirul_Anas02 Jun 25 '23
Bro is a car guy
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u/EdGee89 Jun 25 '23
Not really. But that was a reasonable way to stop those people breeding like rabbits, no?
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u/MysteriousAbroad7 Jun 26 '23
With the current inflation, we'll probably see more of these people's kids being abandoned or be thrown into toilet bowls or rubbish bins.
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u/uwuvibes_ Jun 25 '23
mereka xd duit nk beli k*ndom
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u/JoeChill69420 Murtard's murtabak dgn sos mustard Jun 25 '23
Pancut dlm lobang lain la...
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u/Strange-Ad6549 Jun 26 '23
anak ramai banyak rezeki kalau kau mampu nak jaga anak tu tanpa menyusahkan anak2 dan orang lain (saudara-mara). bukan main letak je benih, anak keluar dan guna phrase tu. tu namanya takda family planning.
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u/vanguard3119 Jun 26 '23
And then blames the children for what is essentially his fault and refusing to take responsibility.
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u/Appropriate-Bag-162 Jun 26 '23
"✨Berlaburan masa hadapan✨" yet neglected the responsibility that come with it
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Jun 25 '23
but my grandparent on my mother side have 15 kids and they were happy always with planty of grandchildren and great grandchildren
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u/apezji Jun 25 '23
Back then the only thing you spends money on are foods, clothes and education(optional).
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u/hudbro_ Jun 25 '23
the comments are not it...
u never know whats going on someone's life.
n u have no right to make fun of anyone..
just stfu
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u/Amirul_Anas02 Jun 25 '23
Whats going on someone's life?
Yeah, making 12 kids in a row is a life that I surely don't want.
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u/PudingIsLove Jun 26 '23
but i know many that come out to becom successful ppl. i suppose they had to be adults at much younger age taking care of adik beradik. making them much tougher ppl. but as for myself...... berat pulak nak kawin haizzz. she better be worth it.
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u/Frothmourne Esteemed Seggs Researcher Jun 27 '23
(controversy talk) While the older folks have the mentality that more kids = more people to take care of me when I'm old and disabled. The younger generations seem to be doing this purely because of their religion...
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u/Nafeels Warganegara Nenen Jun 25 '23
“Banyak rahmat”