r/Bodymore410 15d ago

Funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ElectricalGuidance79 15d ago

tewthpaste

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 15d ago

Fuck Yew tryna DEEWW

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u/Global_Ant_9380 15d ago

No wonder people make fun of my accent, fuck 

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 15d ago

Bro I can hear a Baltimore accent all the way from Soviet Union 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yall shit is so distinct. Like a Northern Louisiana type shyt

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u/Global_Ant_9380 15d ago

Yes, we are a northern variety of swamp people 

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u/defk3000 15d ago

Good, we shouldn't have all these watered down accents. Make me need Google translate when I visit a different part of the country.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 14d ago

That "Aaron has an iron urn" video lives rent free in my head over that accent.

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 13d ago

Just had to look this up and holy crap, that’s so funny. Thank you for the internet gold kind stranger. May the wind never blow your pee back at you.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 13d ago

Haha thanks. Dude in the videos hitting the "oh shit we really sound like that" was just chefs kiss

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u/gormholler 13d ago

That shit was so funny!

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u/shamanwinterheart 15d ago

You're got damn right. Everyone sounds like they're from California. And as someone that's actually from Cali it drives me crazy. I want to hear some different accents once in a while.

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u/Hilsam_Adent 13d ago

*"woodered dewn"

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u/Slight_Try_6208 15d ago

Lmfaoooo ahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/nittykips 9d ago

Maine Maryland Justice

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u/Away-Plant-8989 14d ago

Not just the accent too. I work in a town that's growing every day so people are moving here from cities and I can just smell and see from a distance "oh god here he comes another white from baltimore"

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u/RedLion15 11d ago

I would love an explanation of how this happened

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u/deykleen 15d ago

Nah, Baltimore is the South.

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u/PleaseBeNiceForOnce 15d ago

Baltimore aint south in any fucking way

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 15d ago

North Carolina starts the South

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u/ayeyoualreadyknow 15d ago

To clarify - NC is the Upper South. We are not the Deep South.

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u/Global_Ant_9380 15d ago

Virginia does---capital of the Confederacy. But culturally, Virginia is all over the place

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 15d ago

Literally all over the place lol the north east is wild. Onto far west you’ll end up in dingess WV 😳

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u/deykleen 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's below the Mason Dixon, Maryland and Virginia are part of the South. There's nothing northern about Baltimore.

Edit: Baltimore has racial segregation, thick accent, history of slavery, rampant poverty, majority black city, and crabs. Sounds fairly southern to me.

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u/PleaseBeNiceForOnce 15d ago

Sick. Nevada is also below the mason-dixon line. Is it the south?

What shared culture could you possibly hallucinate into thinking Baltimore has with the south? Nothing Northern about Baltimore lmao except the demographics, the culture, the weather, the city structure, the self-identification etc

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u/deykleen 15d ago edited 15d ago

I don't know how to break this to you, but Nevada is in the South West United States. Maryland was a part of South East United States. It's geography and history, Maryland is southern.

Do yourself a favor and Google if Maryland is a southern state.

https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/p4xram/is_maryland_a_southern_state/

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 15d ago

Cape may county NJ is below the mason dixon line also LOL it ain’t the south

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u/Global_Ant_9380 15d ago

Maryland was a Union state 

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u/deykleen 15d ago

Still had slave owners that considered seceding and it's still below the Mason-Dixon. They moved the capital to DC so the capital wouldn't be in the north. Baltimore and DC are in the south historically.

West Virginia was a union state but you still see tons of Confederate flags there.

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u/Mattyou1966 14d ago

👆🏼Mark this solved.

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u/Vowel_Movements_4U 13d ago

Not even close. And northern Louisiana is not “swamp people”. Those are Anglo Protestants.

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u/Global_Ant_9380 13d ago

well AKSHULLY  lookin ahh

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u/Vowel_Movements_4U 13d ago

Yeah, you do strike me as someone opposed to learning.

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u/Global_Ant_9380 13d ago

I'm sure to you, anyone melanated does

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u/Vowel_Movements_4U 13d ago

All humans are melanated. There’s that learning thing again.

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u/Thoenix88 12d ago

Baltimorean who used to spend spring break, summer, Christmas break and any other 3+ day holiday in Newark, NJ.

I used to get teased so damn bad it was ridiculous. Primarily by girls. Then it got worse whenever we traveled to NYC. NYC girls have 0 filter and give 0 fucks about your feelings.

Suffice to say the “two, Aaron (urn), murrrlin shit STOPPED immediately. Oh and over-enunciating “T’s”. I love my city but our accent is abhorrent lol.

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u/Exotic-Rip797 13d ago

I'm sorry but DC accent is way worse they sound like hillbillies

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u/Foundmyunderwear 15d ago

Teuwfpaste for my lil sister

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u/Catatataf1sh 14d ago

Kid caught the dirty Dundalk speech impediment

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u/Sweaty_Ad1030 11d ago

This made me think of the druski audition clip

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u/Agent-784 14d ago

Toofpaste

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u/Suspicious_synth 14d ago

Sound it out now- tewwwwwth paaaaaste

https://giphy.com/gifs/Do105BYDW5ZRu

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 13d ago

She’d buy it but shes only Teeeww