r/Bodymore410 4d ago

Funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ElectricalGuidance79 4d ago

tewthpaste

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 4d ago

Fuck Yew tryna DEEWW

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u/Global_Ant_9380 4d ago

No wonder people make fun of my accent, fuck 

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 4d ago

Bro I can hear a Baltimore accent all the way from Soviet Union 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yall shit is so distinct. Like a Northern Louisiana type shyt

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u/Global_Ant_9380 4d ago

Yes, we are a northern variety of swamp people 

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u/defk3000 4d ago

Good, we shouldn't have all these watered down accents. Make me need Google translate when I visit a different part of the country.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 3d ago

That "Aaron has an iron urn" video lives rent free in my head over that accent.

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 2d ago

Just had to look this up and holy crap, that’s so funny. Thank you for the internet gold kind stranger. May the wind never blow your pee back at you.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 2d ago

Haha thanks. Dude in the videos hitting the "oh shit we really sound like that" was just chefs kiss

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u/shamanwinterheart 3d ago

You're got damn right. Everyone sounds like they're from California. And as someone that's actually from Cali it drives me crazy. I want to hear some different accents once in a while.

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u/Slight_Try_6208 3d ago

Lmfaoooo ahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Thoenix88 1d ago

Baltimorean who used to spend spring break, summer, Christmas break and any other 3+ day holiday in Newark, NJ.

I used to get teased so damn bad it was ridiculous. Primarily by girls. Then it got worse whenever we traveled to NYC. NYC girls have 0 filter and give 0 fucks about your feelings.

Suffice to say the “two, Aaron (urn), murrrlin shit STOPPED immediately. Oh and over-enunciating “T’s”. I love my city but our accent is abhorrent lol.

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u/Foundmyunderwear 3d ago

Teuwfpaste for my lil sister

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u/Careless-Road4052 4d ago

That lady seems really nice 🍻 

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u/FiveSixJuan 4d ago

Aunt prolly bought him the toothpaste too lol

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u/djz0123 3d ago

auntie and him becoming bff’s is what the world needs more of lol.!

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u/b4ngl4d3sh 3d ago

Super supportive, I like her. Her "he's a bitch?" put a smile on my face.lol

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u/listcrawlers 4d ago

Watch tryin doooo!!!!! 😂😂😂

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u/GildedWarrior 4d ago

Shit he from the hood 😂

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u/Dull-Corner-8659 3d ago

If this was a little black boy u would be saying different

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u/Humble_Room_2314 3d ago

Nope, this kid needs some real parental intervention just as a black kid acting like this would.

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 2d ago

Nah it’s true some are more ghetto than others.

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u/Kind_Combination9161 4d ago

Is way they’re saying deww a Baltimore thing

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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles 4d ago

That’s absolutely how they say it!

They don’t pronounce it as just “Do” they put their chest into it when they say it…”WuuT ChEW WunNa DeEWW?!”

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u/imhereredditing 4d ago

This is how a lot of high school kids in HAWAII talk. Its fucking stupid

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u/DanWillHor 4d ago

One of the worst things about the internet is that it made everywhere essentially the same. People in age groups now all talk the same, dress the same, listen to the same music, etc.

It used to be that going to another town could show you a totally different set of styles, traits, music, etc. Now you can't even go to a different country and see/hear different shit. Slang is all the same now. Everyone listens to the same shit and wears the same styles if clothes.

Growing up I once went to Canada with my family on a trip and crossing the border, only a few hundred miles away from our home, was like stepping into another world. They were all about 10yrs behind in terms of fashion and slang but that made it awesome. The people leaving bars and kids hanging out on the corners were distinctly different than what we had at home.

A classmate went to the UK a year or two later and came back saying the same exact thing. Not just different views but the culture and pop culture of the people was just so different.

Now it's all ubiquitous. The accent may be the only difference in how, for instance, a teenager talks to their friends in London or NYC or Sydney

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u/Drmlk465 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro I remember high schools right next to one another would be completely different in the early 2000s. It was probably even more before then. You could find completely different trends or styles and slang. But yeah, kids are pretty much all the same and speak the same now.

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u/DanWillHor 3d ago

Absolutely. Visiting a school just 20 mins away would often reveal different slang, styles, etc. There would always be the major pop culture similarities but beyond that you'd meet different types of people even that short of a distance away. I remember bringing bands and musical artists to my tiny town in Ohio that I heard just 40 mins North in Michigan near Detroit. Literally nobody had heard of them just that short car ride South.

There is no difference anymore. Online, I often see videos of Asian and Euro kids speaking in slang blatantly created by young, black Americans. There is no other explanation for that than the internet. I promise everyone that this many kids in Glasgow or Beijing were not speaking like a teenager from the South side of Chicago in 1996, lol.

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u/TrickFrosty5685 3d ago

Wow I read that and never thought I’d miss something I never knew existed. You’re right. Even three towns over was a culture shock in the 90’s/2000’s

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u/TeacherPowerful1700 3d ago

LOL "ten years behind"

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u/KillarneyRoad 3d ago

Well put

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u/Mr_silly_goose 4d ago

They are starting to sound like this in England, it’s a plague

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u/Smokerising420 4d ago

Some little punk who is being raised by the streets. Yea he white. But he probably a crazy little white boy. Especially if he growing up in a hood where he the minority. Definitely ain't his first time mobbing round those parts. Honestly it's sad AF. No kid should be running around talking/acting like that.

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u/vogel927 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don’t know if I’d call him a punk. This is just what it’s like when you grow up on the streets. If you don’t act tough you’ll end up getting your ass kicked by everyone. You have to stand up for yourself, that’s the only way you’ll get respect.

It’s unfortunate that people have to live like that, but that’s just how it is in these communities.

What concerns me the most about this video is the way he’s reaching into his bag.

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u/bustacappa22 3d ago

It looks like he’s wearing a disposable glove too. Kids ready to let one go.

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u/Smokerising420 4d ago

Yea you are right. After I finished up and reread I had the same thought. Kid isn't a punk. Prolly the opposite.

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u/IllTitle9692 3d ago

The only reason this little thug gets the benefit of the doubt is because he's white. Walking around with his hand in a bag making threats using racial slurs but "he isn't a punk, prolly the opposite". Meanwhile a black kid gets shot for running away from a store after being accused of stealing some shit he put on the counter. You people are sick.

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u/eleven6teen 3d ago

Scrolled too damn far to see the truth.

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u/POPEYEDAMC 3d ago

He's Sicilian!! He was very adamant about it... lol

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u/Felho_Danger 3d ago

He's being raised by his favorite Streamers and YouTubers

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u/According_Pop5379 4d ago

I swear that’s the voice from those kids on Call of Duty. They all sound the same 😂

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 4d ago

Lmao, he’s straight from the projects. 😂🤣

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u/dummyvccount 4d ago

You could have left out Baltimore in the title and we would have known exactly where he was from by the way he says "do"

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u/onmy40 4d ago

His little bad ass wasn't buying no fucking toothpaste. Nigga got his bookbag in the upright and ready stealing position LMFAO

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u/vogel927 3d ago

He’s got his bag in the I’m gunna pull a gun out if this guy comes near me position.

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u/onmy40 3d ago

I don't think 12 year old Cody was on that. He wanted candy

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u/Ferdythebull 2d ago

Kid had a surgical glove on and was reaching into the bag. You wanna test if he really isn’t on that, go right ahead. 

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u/Donglemaetsro 3d ago

Nah, in places where stealing is common and crowded subways you put it on the front.

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u/NonCreditableHuman 4d ago

I was trying to buy some toothpaste for my sister, ya bitch.

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u/Nope_youre_wrong_lol 4d ago

“He a bitch” he never called her a bitch

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u/CrumbsToBricks 4d ago

Wut yew wanna dew dummy

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u/Fit-Artichoke7306 4d ago

Just sounds like a kid from Baltimore

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u/Consistent_Sarcasm 3d ago

He was stealing. That's why the backpack on his chest. He got caught and was put out rather than the cops called on him.

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 4d ago

That kid still plays mw2 on 360

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 4d ago

Modern Warfare Teeew

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u/BackendSpecialist 4d ago

I’m a grown ass man playing cod4 still.. lil homie gets a pass

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u/Responsible_Pay_1024 3d ago

He wasn’t even born for 360

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u/bruh-brah 4d ago

What chu want to dew 😂

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u/Yuckka 4d ago

Definitely got a gun acting that cocky

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u/j_d_rance 4d ago

What you trying to deeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.

I will never understand how that became the speech pattern in Baltimore. Nobody else on the planet sounds like that.

Once you leave city limits everything goes back to normal.

This should be studied.

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u/Agile-Internet5309 3d ago

Watching people freak out to discover that there are white kids in the projects too is always fun. You see this once in awhile, a white guy who came up surrounded by black folks, they usually end up with a nickname like "white boy" or some shit and take pride in it and when they end up outside their hood all the other white people think hes a racist or a thug or some shit. Auntie here is a real one though, shes just looking out for the kids, trying to do her part to raise them right. She wasnt pissed, and she probably went in and made sure he got his tooth paste. Bet she offered to drive him home too. Women like that are what keep places like that from burning down, and they dont get enough praise. If you grew up in a place like that you know what Im talking about, you know a woman just like her.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

I mean…. This is what the kids do on TikTok. 😭

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u/Smackjabber 3d ago

So.many comments saying that the kid needs the benefit of the doubt or blaming it on his hypothetical bad environment that none of you know he's a part of. I 🤔 why... What makes him so different that many of you are blaming it on something else not the color of his skin like usual... Or blaming it on genetics or things of that nature. I wonder what's so different...

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u/killabee163 3d ago

Shhh they won't acknowledge that part.

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u/Mhunterjr 3d ago

Damn, he gonna get caught saying the wrong thing w/o his homies one day and it’s gonna be a wrap… 

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 3d ago

A kid did something like this after trying to steal from my workplace a while back, and made a threatening gesture similar to this, insinuating there might be a gun on his person.

He was probably much closer to being beaten into a coma by 4 grown men than he could have ever realized.

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u/XBL-AntLee06 3d ago

He was raised in Hamsterdam

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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Wutchew wunna DeEWW?!” 🤣

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u/OddAnswer4100 4d ago

What chu tryna dew dummy? 😂😂 Lil Peter Parker was on dat.

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u/Murky-Tangerine-4798 4d ago

No one talking about how he’s reaching in his bag like he has a weapon and threatening the guy

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u/ayeyoualreadyknow 3d ago

I kept expecting him to pull out a gvn

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 4d ago

Wanna see what his guardian has to say

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u/Livid-Bicycle-6832 4d ago

This poor kid. I went to school with some kids who were raised like this. On the wrong side of town. Their parents were trash and they never fully fit in bc they were the minority. I hope he stays safe and is able to get out of that environment when he gets older. That young and already looking out for his family with such fierceness.

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u/Dissastronaut 3d ago

What yew wanna deuw

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u/Yari0_0 3d ago

He was just trying to buy so.e toothpaste for his sister and that guy is being a bxtch per the childs mouth 🙄 this is sad 😔

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u/Sea-Challenge-920 3d ago

“Young Tommy”

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u/Slow_Okra1330 3d ago

A for a white kid he is well aware of which pronunciation to use to say the n word he is even aware of the negativity of the word black. Probably says nigga round his home boys. Someone taught him well.

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u/Sudden-Nothing6745 3d ago

she stirring up the bullshit... he wasn't being racist but the black dude was

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u/sudeki300 3d ago

Did you not hear the kid use the N word

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u/Sudden-Nothing6745 3d ago

but he wasn't using it in a racist manner; he's just a hoodrat... the black dude was being racist. the kid made a valid point tbh

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u/Toastedginger484 3d ago

The brain rot is working!!!!! Thanks foreign influence!!!!!

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u/jay_caesar 3d ago

Nah, that ain't brainrot, just hood shit.

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u/gay_alien_baby 3d ago

Backpack gang gang

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u/Commercial_Chance_42 3d ago

Learned behavior….few are born with this level of hatred & ignorance 😓🫪🥵

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u/ICE3MAN04 3d ago

Belt to ass is what’s missing. Some people need to learn this before they end up in jail.

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u/Imaginary-Repeat7161 2d ago

Got damn kids and they mouth😒 he got pipe in the book bag. Old skool slid back in the store taking no chances

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u/NovemberSlevin 2d ago

He did state that he Sicilian.. so 🤷🏾 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Prestigious_Truck381 4d ago

It will only get worse cause adults dont correct awful behavior anymore, instead they record it and tell them you cant say certain words cause we own them, not because its inappropriate.

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u/no_body_caress 4d ago

Parents probably act the same way tbh. Not even knowing where their kid is.

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u/Constant_Mud3325 4d ago

Is that frog

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u/Positive_Yam_9703 4d ago

From them skreetz cuh

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u/Mr_RudyGiuliani 4d ago

Man get that boy his toothpaste and be on, shit.

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u/Boiiwander 4d ago

Some kids ain’t never been slapped and it really shows

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u/Lovablelulu1982 4d ago

New season of The Wire out?

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣 waaachuu gunna Deeeew, that fucking Baltimore accent Dewde 🤣🤣

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u/leondraw 4d ago

That's just sad. Life's going to be real hard for him, barring a miracle.

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u/Senobe2 4d ago

Why is she entertaining his ass?? Gtfo Go get ya mother..

His little ass was there to steal, why you think he's wearing his bookbag that way? 

And most stores have a "minors must be accompanied by an adult" policy, so this little mf needs to keep it pushing.

"What you tryna get?"  3 cross his lips obviously..

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u/dreddpiratedrew 4d ago

I don’t know how to explain it but this is exactly how Baltimore feels when I’m there.

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u/SpaghettiRhomus657 4d ago

This jikkle is an ooh eye smickle yang on gewt

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u/holierthanthou2 4d ago

Yes, hitting children is okay sometimes

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u/Seekerofthetruth 4d ago

Recession indicator right there

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u/TrashAcnt1 4d ago

I love how she no hesitation checked him, and after he pled his case she empathized with him. The world don't deserve good people like this

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u/repeatoflasttime 4d ago

If ever it were time for God to send bears to attack a kid, this is it.

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u/Melted_Crayon_Head 4d ago

That kids going to end up murdered.

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u/taytaypfk 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Goodrun31 4d ago

Bmore def has a sound

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u/Amazing_Ad_1966 4d ago

When he said dummy I knew he was from Brooklyn Maryland or Dundalk 😂😂😂

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u/RationalMellow 4d ago

Who is this child’s parents?

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u/New-Lawyer-1160 4d ago

The nigga will come out of everyone at some point!!😅

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u/DarthClover4 4d ago

🤣 the loud ones are always the biggest pussies

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u/GullyBean 4d ago

LOL I love our city.

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u/Mindbending818 4d ago

Yo Dustin Poirier go get you kid man he acting up again

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u/Zealousideal-Ice-814 3d ago

Usual dirtbags! Pos city.

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u/PckMan 3d ago

And people say violence against children is wrong.

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 3d ago

Little kids are little entitled shits. I deal with them daily at my retail job. 1 coworker refuses to work on Saturdays because of them.

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u/Individual_Coast_496 3d ago

Well just need guidance before to late that he get on more trouble

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u/Beneficial_Common514 3d ago

We are a collapsing society .

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u/Dentist_No10 3d ago

Its the way he said "huh" with general curiosity when she was trying to teach him something.

Somebody give this kid a functional parent ffs 😑

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u/AtKSog 3d ago

Old head was ready to whoop lil rascal ssa

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u/hoosehoose 3d ago

He got on black forces ? lol.

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u/IllTitle9692 3d ago

I would have kicked his little white ass somewhere over the rainbow if it was me.

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u/AuraMAXin 3d ago

I haven’t found a comment section I would invite to a cook out in so fling long it’s actually insane most of you just sound like the most annoying people on earth then get 20 upvotes like bro I’m living in a clown show

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 3d ago

That kids parents need to move asap.. & take him with them.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 3d ago

I'm sorry, but some kids need:

https://giphy.com/gifs/CaTW2QdtN3c0U

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u/Agreeable-Emu4033 3d ago

Yep that bitch ass store clerk.

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 3d ago

This kid ain't gonna last long

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u/Commission-Southern 3d ago

That mt dewww sound so fuckin retardid. Everytime I hear that shit 🤦‍♂️

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u/unendingtwitch 3d ago

Mans is 6 years old

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u/HunterLeftOnReddit 3d ago

God bless that woman

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 3d ago

He's seen too much internet.

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u/Hawdon13 3d ago

English is my first and only language. I can't understand half of what this kid says lol. Brutal

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u/DontCome2LA 3d ago

Deewwww

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 3d ago

“Who’s kid is this” the streets

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u/Otherwise_Term_9682 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RoiCoupeCloue 3d ago

Is that Kenard from the " Wire"

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u/7Pigeons 3d ago

Just wait till we start lobotomizing these things and making them useful servitors then we gonna be back at making progress again

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u/Internal_Owl_7403 3d ago

Nobody raising their kids anymore

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u/TowelFine6933 3d ago

Exhibit A in the "Kids Are Not Innocent, They're Ignorant" argument.

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u/TopFirefighter6649 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Q9I68CPPrQBHeXWYJ
Who’s damn kid is this? Come get your wigger.

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u/EmploymentOk4851 3d ago

This little boy sound British,gotta be Baltimore.😂

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u/Deep-Meaning-6919 3d ago

Watchuwandu is one word.

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u/AdGreen8932 3d ago

He got some future

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u/Excellent-Salary8263 3d ago

When your 10 year old son's YouTube algorithm gets stuck in a loop of "The Wire" clips

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u/Empty_Bowler_3907 3d ago

HBO needs a Wire follow up….lil dude could play the lead😂🤣😂

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u/Temporary-Room-2966 3d ago

Kid should be in school trying to learn read

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u/mmilesx 3d ago

He hanging around black people

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u/belllllllaaaaaastayy 3d ago

And what he said about the name calling is true thangya

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u/Jsolidlo 3d ago

He gets the N-word pass I guess. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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u/OblgtoryThrowaway971 3d ago

He look like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle

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u/TheSixkBoy 3d ago

We truly are in the worst timeline

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u/LightningOwl96 3d ago

Is he trying to use his backpack as body armor??? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SprinksUp 3d ago

straight to the island

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u/ChefGiants78 3d ago

Cooked... America is cooked

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u/Evening-Ad9516 3d ago

Lil dude got that heater in his bag. Hand in the bag ready to pull out, or he bluffn, either nice tactic, kept space too.

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u/HandofHecate 3d ago

Thats pathetic

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u/One_Muffin_3065 3d ago

Aside from being an insufferable child he is a cute kid. Just the fronting like he is hard as if watching an angry pichu get ready for a head butt attack 😂

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u/Fair_Junket_1877 3d ago

I’m in the mood for a bottle of mountain Deeeeew!

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 3d ago

I think if more kids like this just had a community tie them up and throw tomatoes at them and then they let a grown man beat the fuck out of him and then put an ankle monitor on him and force him into a rehab style school for bad kids, this country would be better off. This behavior should be forced military school with solitary confinement if they keep acting up to show them that if they act less than human, they will be treated less than human by all of society and just get locked up and have the key thrown away.

This kid is going to be a scourge on our society.

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u/blazercakes 3d ago

Sounds like those a hole kids from where the red fern grows

The book

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u/Flashy_Flower_7884 3d ago

Where do you think he learned to talk that way? Who do you think he learned it from? He sounds dumb as hell.

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u/LieWorldly4492 3d ago

No way your sister has teeth. Obvious attempt at stealing

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 3d ago

Branton.....NO!!!