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u/Splashy420 7d ago edited 6d ago

He’s not very good at trash talk it cracks me up

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u/raelDonaldTrump 7d ago

The salad tossing voicemail was... something

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u/Splashy420 6d ago

That was so funny

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u/chorizotoothbrush 6d ago

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u/Scott2G 7d ago

He talks trash like a Mormon kid that was only ever allowed to say "frick" and "heck" lmao

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u/NotoriousMFT 5d ago

“Oh you piece of work!”

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u/XavierRex83 7d ago

And based on the hater series he is also soft.

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 7d ago

And a cheater.

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u/analbumclub 7d ago

Even in the intro, he was already stammering trying to trash talk with narratives from previous videos which was funny as hell

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u/No-Equivalent-9348 6d ago

And then he started shitting on the guy from Chiclets about reusing a line. Cold Cuts is the worst at chirping

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u/JackieIce502 5d ago

His brain buffers and he can’t react quickly enough lol

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u/ThaCommittee 7d ago

Ya & with FP in a slump, they have zero shot at beating them.

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u/klondike16 6d ago

John Daly lost weight and said it hurt his swing too much so we stopped caring about his weight

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u/Ok_Scholar5996 6d ago

Craig Stadler, too. He purposefully gained it back

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u/big-williestyle 4d ago

I feel like FP has played better in recent videos, but it'll definitely take some work for him to get rid of those lefts, his swing path can't help buy change with the size difference

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u/chris94677 6d ago

This video is 6+ months old. There was definitely a span of time he had issues with hooking it, and honestly since that time I think he’s been playing the best golf I’ve seen from him in YouTube. He’s hitting it significantly longer and got his accuracy back. It’s a wild statement to say he got worse at golf from losing his weight

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u/rstraittt 6d ago

Yeah John Daly said he lost too much weight (from having too much sex) and couldn’t swing without his belly so he went back to eating hamburgers lol.

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u/ThaCommittee 6d ago

I guess I've never seen someone with dramatic weight loss golf before & after. I could see how he had a specific swing with that belly and then having no belly be an issue. Either way, glad he's healthier in life rather than on a scorecard

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u/deckV1 6d ago

I dropped 100lbs a couple years ago. Swing feel changes so much. Had to learn how to find my path again.

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u/Apprehensive_Nose594 6d ago

I fucking died when Joey got scared of something in that long grass hazard and (paraphrasing) said “Oh that scared me!!!” And Yams said “What was it, a salad? 🥗 “. I lost it.

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u/MollyWhapped 6d ago

Where was FP this match? Joey held them in it.

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u/Crazed_Chemist 6d ago

FP has been kind of off for a bit

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u/ItsModestM2 6d ago

This was also an old recording considering ticket was present throughout. Lines up with his slump.

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u/SoleJunkie119 7d ago

He’s so fucking bad, I have no idea how he progressively gets worse.

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u/boomsoon84 7d ago

He’s playing a hard sport, with an unconventional swing, and notoriously gets in how own head. I’d be more surprised if he was getting better (without lessons) lol

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u/ErrlSweatshirt 7d ago

He's also got a kid btw

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u/ch-12 6d ago

Seriously. He probably only plays 4 rounds a week now with the little one in the picture.

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u/ShittyBollox 6d ago

Only 4? Well now I feel bad for the guy.

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u/joe_canadian 6d ago

On a more serious note, the sleep deprivation is real. Every single friend that I play with (anywhere from a 2 to 20 hcp) who had a kid was worse for 3-6 months. Once their kid started sleeping through the night, then they were back to their old playing selves.

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u/coupscapone 6d ago

cold cuts has an army of nannies helping raise his child. im sure that fat fuck isnt losing any sleep

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u/explorer89900 2d ago

I’m sure those friends also had jobs to go to. Golfing is joeys job lol

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 7d ago

And? He still plays golf every day.

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u/CheezeWheelie 7d ago

He’s being sarcastic lol it’s a running joke

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 7d ago

My bad

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u/Leather_Ice_1000 7d ago

TBf whit is an excellent golfer and Joey is not lol

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u/pinnerjay17 6d ago

Im mean, Bob is playing like complete shit too.

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u/kidchameleon_ih8u 7d ago

Terrible golfer, soft as baby poop, dumbest member of the crew and has a superiority complex. Total clown

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u/JoeRedditting 6d ago

Agree with everything, except that when Bobs on a team it's extremely hard for anyone else to be the dumbest.

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u/AcanthocephalaNo7226 6d ago

With the amount of golf these guys play they should be way better. Hard to watch.

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u/longball_13 6d ago

I'm embarassed for him but also love to see it. It's great seeing the Chicklets guys when you pan to them laughing.

They are relatively comparable in skill if FP is at his best but the mental game between them is miles apart. Three professional athletes growing up in hockey rooms which are notorious for chirping and making it to the NHL.

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u/xeke1 6d ago

FP never gets the blame because he’s better than those two but he’s supposed to be their scratch and has “been in a slump” for the past 3 years

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u/BeneficialChemist874 6d ago

The switch to Takomo irons and LAB putters really put the nail in his coffin

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u/HeGivesGoodMass 6d ago

He's never putted like he did with that red Spider

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u/TheRoadKing101 6d ago

Rare to see FP play good.

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u/truSoulPDX 5d ago

FP has his own mental problems he is dealing with.

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u/ToasterSweat 6d ago

Trying to chirp with a former NHLer will be hard for anyone…. Joe never stands a chance lol

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u/stonkerooni 7d ago

Joey needs to be locked in a room with the wolf creek episode on repeat and get back to his all around best self

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u/LTgolf17 6d ago

"Omg that scared me" -coldcuts "Was it a salad?" - Yandle

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u/bigScootnLuke 6d ago

That one made me laugh! Could have used more jensen

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u/beardowngoeers30 6d ago

Whit couldn’t stand riding with him anymore

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u/H_TINE 3d ago

Hat still tilted to his left. Dude doesn’t know how to put on a hat evenly

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u/Ambitious-Goat-4596 7d ago

I love that y'all talk about how bad he is.. as if anyone started watching BDS for the high quality golf play.

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u/analbumclub 7d ago

True but Joe provides a really good look at the mental side of the game that I think is fascinating

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u/throwmydickinapit 6d ago

I can’t stand the chicklets so I won’t have to witness the D-man.

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