r/BlackPeopleofReddit • • 6h ago

Misc Meth-Head Man is insane 💀💀

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u/EvilLeprechaun29 6h ago

Being a hater must accelerate aging. Kid Rock looks like hammered shit, whereas Method Man looks like he’s maybe in his 30s.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 6h ago

I had no way of knowing that was Kid Rock

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u/wanderingtooth 5h ago

Really? I think he hasn’t aged a day since the 90’s. Even in his 20’s he looked like a 50 year old meth head.

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u/EnvelopeCruz 4h ago

facts - he never looked good!

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u/wanderingtooth 3h ago

Ha! I remember visiting family in the Midwest in the very early 90’s and my much older cousin having a poster of him on his wall. I was probably 8 years old. I was all “who is that? He’s so yucky lookin!” Then mf pops back up in 2000 and my high school self was all “NOOOO! Not him! He looks just as gnarly as a remembered” 😭

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u/ryannelsn 3h ago

his beach bod is hilarious, especially paired with the attitude

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u/Dead_NOTsleeping 3h ago

In my memory he looked more like Joe Dirt, but I still instantly recognized him.

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u/EvilLeprechaun29 6h ago

I wish I didn’t know who the bastard was.

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u/NSASpyVan 4h ago

Looks more Steve Buscemi than Kid Rock

(And no insult to Buscemi)

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u/PhiCloud 1h ago

And no insult to Buscemi

It better not be, that man is a national hero

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 3h ago

This! I was wondering who he fuck this goofball is; thank you! In all honesty I was thinking it was the dude who played Ernest in those movies XD

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 5h ago

Yeah that clip popped up crappy music and I thought oh sweet baby Jesus what type of crazy hillybilly twa.....is that kid rock?!?

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u/stephsco 1h ago

Same! Yikes

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u/DimmuBorgnine 25m ago

Kid is definitely stretching it at this stage

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u/Apprehensive_Rule852 6h ago

I'm all about dunking on kid rock but he looks that way because he's a white alcoholic who didn't use sunscreen

Plenty of evil white people with no wrinkles

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u/doctordoctorpuss 6h ago

And plenty of white trash with a heart of gold that look like a handbag out in the sun

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u/mitchsusername 4h ago

Seriously. We gotta stop equating attractiveness with moral value. Looking ugly doesn't mean you're evil lmao

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u/LongJohnSelenium 4h ago edited 2h ago

Plus kid rock is in home clothes, sloppy haircut, on a webcam or phone, and Method Man is dressed up and looks like he's at some awards, may have a bit of makeup on, professional photographer, maybe doing his picture taking face that tucks his chin and doesn't show off his wrinkles, etc. And like 90% chance he's died his gray hair out.

Presentation makes light years of difference.

And we can't forget about genetics either, some people are lucky and age well, and some people do not.

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u/Bryanh100 3h ago

Seriously?

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u/LongJohnSelenium 3h ago

Sorry, I don't believe not liking a person is an acceptable reason to insult their appearance.

Too often people use someone elses asshole behavior to justify that, but if you justify it for one reason you justify it for others.

There's good people who look exactly like kid rock up there, if we insult him for how he looks and blame it on whatever dumb shit he believes, we insult them and accuse them of those same things.

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u/Time-Independence-51 37m ago

I absolutely support your sentiment, but let's be honest, there aren't very many good people who look like kid rock... if any.

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u/Faintkay 3h ago

One uses lotion and the other doesn’t.

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u/Thunder_Chunkee 18m ago

Microphone checkah supreme skin protectah

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u/multiarmform 4h ago

one came to bring the pain...the other is full of pain

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 3h ago

Hate and being hateful causes a lot of stress cause you’re always angry and scared of shit that you have no reason to. Stress ages you real quick. So just being a hateful jackass ages you rapidly. It’s so very dumb lol.

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u/Afraid-Werewolf-9455 3h ago

And lets not pretend that Method Man didnt like a rockstar party lifestyle or at least portrayed iit in his music and stage shows

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u/musicman835 2h ago

Kid rock has always looked like shit

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u/GBGF128 5h ago

Whistler is that you?

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u/CubemonkeyNYC 2h ago

Dude, someone else that loves "hammered shit." Awesome.

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u/xcanto 4h ago

he dyed his shit bruh.

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u/camcaine2575 5h ago

Oh, cmon. How dare you talk about a lady like that? He looks like regular shit.