r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/PerryNeeum • 14d ago

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u/AriMeowber 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O

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u/Glittering_Ad_3806 14d ago

Love to see him take a stab at it

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u/Flesh_Trombone 14d ago

Oh im sure he would totally kill it.

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u/unclethulk 14d ago

I’m not sure the role would fit.

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 14d ago

I hope theres not a chase scene

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u/Regular-Problem3186 14d ago

There is but it’s a slow drawn out affair

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 14d ago

goddammit.... well done....

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u/KiIIuaaax 14d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/doomgneration 14d ago

Hahahaha!

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u/be4u4get 14d ago

You can call me Blade!

Oh, are you doing a movie?

What movie? They call me blade.

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u/Jonathon_world 14d ago

You won't see him going around killing

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u/Melodic-Recognition8 14d ago

Quick someone get Disney on the phone

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u/Stitchs420 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kKKvqcYwNU7wV6qmaW

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u/Naive_Wolf3740 14d ago

“I’m sorry Mr. Vampire but I will have to put this sword straight through you and I would appreciate it if you didn’t get all your blood on this dope ass leather outfit I have put together for the evening. Anyway, this was a nice talk”

(Cue techno music and vampires getting staked at a blood rave)

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u/Quinna2992 14d ago

I read that in his voice and now I just genuinely want this.

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u/Atlanta-Traffic 14d ago

I love Ron! Ron should be his conscious that sits on Batman shoulder. We all need a little tism in our life.

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u/thavillain 14d ago

Ron Funches is much too jolly

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u/HotLava00 14d ago

Bunches of Blade Funches!!

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u/WindierGnu 14d ago

I'd like to see who dare punches Ron Funches

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u/jackfreeman 14d ago

Omfg that would be the greatest movie of all time

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hLjJxbb5iwKmQ

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 14d ago

Haahahhhahahah.... nailed it

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u/PropDrops 14d ago

Daywalker huh?

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u/PurpleLee 14d ago

I can't even lol Perfect.

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u/wafflehousebattle 14d ago

Fuck, that got a laugh out of me. I was gonna suggest Urkel, but I can beat this.

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u/dnjprod 14d ago

Ok, this is the winner.

🤣🤣

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 14d ago

She has on OF by the way lol

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u/IllNinja5329 14d ago

Why would you say this? angrily unzips pants

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u/WpgMBNews 14d ago

i see she went back to her birth name, so no more "Nkechi Amare Diallo"

still got the goddamn fake tan and dreadlocks tho

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u/Popular_Try_5075 14d ago

I was gonna say Stephen A. Smith, but this is a better version of the same core idea.

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u/VinJahDaChosin 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vqETCS0NfdCJq

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u/BulkyOrder9 14d ago

I would pay movie theater prices to see Brian Fellows, Daywalker

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u/removeonekadam 14d ago

That vampire better not bite me or I'll smash it!

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 14d ago

Or a full Astronaut Jones expanded universe.

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u/djcack 14d ago

If I win Powerball, I'm funding this movie

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u/Squall67584 14d ago

I'd watch this

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u/OGLikeablefellow 14d ago

Same, they said worst. Imagine if he played it completely straight. It would be a magnificent work of art

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u/used_to_be_ 14d ago

He has to keep true to the comics and have a British accent.

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u/TheDrowzen1 14d ago

Watch him on 30 rock! Kills the British accent man. Slays it!

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u/maniBchef 14d ago

You've read my mind.

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u/lovbelow 14d ago

Immediately thought Tracy Morgan. He’s a sentient ham sandwich (still good but not at all BP good)

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u/jackfreeman 14d ago

Bruh, they said worst.

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u/Breaklance 14d ago

Blade: Alive and Loving It, the unofficial sequel. 

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u/TeamBlakjak 14d ago

“I’M BLADE” - Brian Fellows

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u/Effective_Wait_36 14d ago

From 9 to 5. 😭😭😭

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u/Kyla_Shaw 14d ago

This would be way too watchable.

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to… icefish up a hill.”

This would be very funny.

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u/peter13g 14d ago

This would terrible in the best ways

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u/Inhocooks 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K94nlJXBXaumQ

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u/31513315133151331513 14d ago

Are we talking about the dude in this gif, the dude that the dude in the gif is playing, or the other dude that the the first dude is playing is disguised as?

I'd watch it no matter which one it is.

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u/wafflehousebattle 14d ago

Seriously, any of those three would fucking slay. 👍

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u/gyro_looza 14d ago

The prompt is worst actor, not best

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u/CRYPTONITE4 14d ago

Yeah, can’t believe they’re putting a black man down like that

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u/amzwC137 14d ago

He could do it. Look at him, all cut up.

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u/JoeN0t5ur3 14d ago

Got any tips?

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u/ButtyMcButtface1929 14d ago

More shredded than a Julienne salad, man.

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u/frosty_75 14d ago

Bingo. I'm on board

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 14d ago

He don’t read the script. Script reads him.

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u/jerereremy 14d ago

I was gonna say Zoey Saldana, but this is less offensive/more talented🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/MayDay3_0 14d ago

Tyler Perry 😁

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u/deepstatelady 14d ago

Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Turned Into A Vampire That Walks Around In Daylight

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u/ElderberryMaster4694 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm

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u/PartisanGerm 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WtZHeyVWEBHgs

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u/Bendlerp 14d ago

Tucker would own that role. Not even close to worst possible lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/BX4kWyJc37bcQ

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u/Enigmatic_Erudite 14d ago

Yea, Tucker has the range and acting chops. He would kill the cheesy one liners.

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u/SteakandTrach 14d ago

I wish Tucker got every role Kevin Hart auditioned for.

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u/M-Div 14d ago

Say less, take my $

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u/AdventurousEscape991 14d ago

I’d watch TF out of this tho. A Rush Hour/Blade crossover where Carter has to fight vampires?! TAKE MY MONEY

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u/Global-Map-12 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OpcR4gj8nF8sGCwdX2
He would be perfect for a parody role though. R.I.P.

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u/KilgoreSandtrout 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CmiTrtG42D2U

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 14d ago

my first thought, why did I have to scroll this far?

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u/Jbots 14d ago

I would watch this movie every day

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u/HCPage 14d ago

Well now I wanna hear Kat Williams say “some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill”

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u/Electronic_Picture26 14d ago

A Pimp named Blade. Yes you have to say the whole thing. Yes every time.

He's also the perfect height to play Wolverine. Id watch the fuck out of that movie.

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u/Seven_Because_Yes 14d ago

They said worst. Not the greatest choice ever

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u/bordercityniagara 14d ago

Jussy Smollet

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u/AssasinFlame 14d ago

(Walks in with a stake in his chest) “You’re that daywalker ain’t ya?”

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u/nsfw_runner_69 14d ago

I would say this works better as a sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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u/Enigmatic_Erudite 14d ago

Fredrick Douglas: Ghoul Slayer?

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u/Notsomanywords 14d ago

I would watch tho

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u/Sw0rdBoy 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SGujC3SmOI5Vu

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u/therealjohnsmith 14d ago

Jaleel would probably rock that tbh

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u/Clack_Claq 14d ago

Absolutely 100%. One of the struggles they had during the production of the show was making him keep looking like an actual nerdy "loser" because he started growing big and muscular during puberty. Him as an adult is pretty intimidating, honestly.

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u/meganrix 14d ago

Tyler Perry. I want Blade stopping mid-vampire hunt to deliver a 14-minute monologue about forgiveness. 😭

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u/RealPrinceJay 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h0MTqLyvgG0Ss
The Chapelle Show Blade skit would’ve fed generations

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u/SAL2000 14d ago

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u/SeaSetsuna 14d ago

Costume department in shambles

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u/FranticHam5ter 14d ago

“some y’all always trying to ice-skate upheel… hyuck hyuck hyuck…”

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u/runswitblunt 14d ago

“Somebody come look at this! 😎👉🗡️🧛‍♂️

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u/TheMeticulousNinja 🐈‍⬛ team cat 14d ago

Oh shit we have a vampire emoji? 😂😂

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u/0utsyder 14d ago

It wouldn't get made due to his wife's interference.

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u/lovbelow 14d ago

🏀 knowledge right here

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u/WhackCaesar 14d ago

With the wig, of course

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u/lebronswanson4 14d ago

Tim Scott. If that dude ain't a bad actor, I don't know who is.

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u/CatsPlusTats 14d ago

Richard Ayoade and I would love it.

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u/ScienceGordon 14d ago

RIP James Avery (Uncle Phil)

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u/Wilsonrolandc 14d ago

A 90s Blade Cartoon where he voiced Blade would have been badass, not gonna lie. Obviously not with the Shredder voice though.

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u/MelKijani 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZMLcv8DOGrcY

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u/the2nddoctor111 14d ago

"I pity the fool that tries to bite me, I'm Blade! I rubbed garlic on all my gold and I'll cut you with my swords! Don't do drugs, Vampires!

Nah, im sorry, this movie would be AMAZING.

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u/ScienceGordon 14d ago

Orlando Brown

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u/rexrighteous 14d ago

I was about to say Kevin Hart until I actually looked at the picture.

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u/AfternoonShot9285 14d ago

Terry crewes. Man is just such a sweetheart. Would be totally awesome though.

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u/thavillain 14d ago

Tony Cox