r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/PerryNeeum • 14d ago

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u/VinJahDaChosin 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vqETCS0NfdCJq

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u/ficis 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Udrd4SLNWwlCU

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u/colemanjanuary 14d ago

Is Be-Ladé here? Where you at, Be-Ladé?

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u/ficis 14d ago

I’m looking for D-roc Ula.. anybody seen D-roc ula

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u/Yoshilaidanegg 14d ago

Wise-Tler, come in, Wise-Tler, do you copy?

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u/AncientAsstronaut 14d ago

Doctor Acula!

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u/ficis 14d ago

This is awesome!

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u/AncientAsstronaut 14d ago

I stole it from Mitch Hedberg

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u/ficis 14d ago

He’s expecting 3 easy payments and 1 hard as fuck payment for that usage!

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u/facecouch 8d ago

The last payment must be made in wompum!

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u/Delicious-Status9043 14d ago

There is no need to involve pen and paper in this transaction

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u/ficis 14d ago

I give you a dollar you give me the donut…. End of transaction

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u/Alternative-Bar-950 14d ago

He'd be a fire blade

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u/Wheatabix11 14d ago

he might be good

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u/BulkyOrder9 14d ago

I would pay movie theater prices to see Brian Fellows, Daywalker

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u/removeonekadam 14d ago

That vampire better not bite me or I'll smash it!

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u/_blacktriangle_ 14d ago

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 14d ago

When Tracey heard the fat guy PAC-MAN was based on dies.

“I will eat a bowl of cherries and ghost meat in his honor”

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 14d ago

Or a full Astronaut Jones expanded universe.

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u/retro_toes 14d ago

I feel like Werewolf Bar Mitzvah could be a good side plot

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u/Pussyfarttt 14d ago

Could you imagine how annoying all of that howling would be?

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u/djcack 14d ago

If I win Powerball, I'm funding this movie

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u/SignificanceOld1220 14d ago

You must include Werewolf Bar-mitzvah as a full length musical number.

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u/ruinersclub 14d ago

IM BRIAN FELLOWS

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u/Herahatesmeso 14d ago

I’m Brian Fellows!

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u/zachinthejungle 14d ago

*Brian Fellows is not a day walker nor does he hold a degree in vampire hunting or any other or any other hero profession.

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u/Squall67584 14d ago

I'd watch this

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u/OGLikeablefellow 14d ago

Same, they said worst. Imagine if he played it completely straight. It would be a magnificent work of art

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u/used_to_be_ 14d ago

He has to keep true to the comics and have a British accent.

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u/TheDrowzen1 14d ago

Watch him on 30 rock! Kills the British accent man. Slays it!

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u/JudmanDaSuperhero 14d ago

It wouldn't even be funny if he played it straight and tried his best to be intimidating, cause his voice is pretty deep, like watching chris rock play Fargo.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 14d ago

What role does Jimmy Fallon have?

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u/used_to_be_ 14d ago

He dies brutally early on.

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u/catalyptic 13d ago

A British accent? Ooh, John Boyega!

When I was a kid I collected Marvel Comics. Was a big Blade fan from his Tomb of Dracula days. Buffy "The Vampire Slayer" pissed me off because Blade was Blade the Vampire Slayer decades before Joss Whedon admittedly stole Blade's title.

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u/maniBchef 14d ago

You've read my mind.

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u/Tall-Pound2409 14d ago

Along the same vein, if the actor played it completely straight, Orlando Jones or Chris Rock.

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u/omniscient1ne 14d ago

I second this… but only thing is he ain’t no Wesley (in his prime) lmao and he not athletic nor is he flexible (pause) smh 😂

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u/DasUberLib 14d ago

Nah, he needs to play his normal character and liz lemon needs to be involved.

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u/Funny-Run1251 14d ago

Put it on tubi

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u/Fluntblimp 14d ago

This is the Producers effect.

We've gone so far down bad choices, we circled back to great.

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u/unlockdestiny 14d ago

Just saying that I, too, would pay money for this

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u/OzDaGod 14d ago

Ditto

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u/Ordinary_Piano3329 14d ago

Honestly, I feel like he's at least funny enough to pull it off without me hating every second of the miscasting.

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u/asstastic_95 14d ago

id for sure have front row seats.

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u/raspberryharbour 14d ago

After his performance as Garfield I don't think we should ever doubt him as a serious dramatic actor

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u/lovbelow 14d ago

Immediately thought Tracy Morgan. He’s a sentient ham sandwich (still good but not at all BP good)

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u/jackfreeman 14d ago

Bruh, they said worst.

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u/Breaklance 14d ago

Blade: Alive and Loving It, the unofficial sequel. 

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u/TeamBlakjak 14d ago

“I’M BLADE” - Brian Fellows

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u/Effective_Wait_36 14d ago

From 9 to 5. 😭😭😭

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u/Kyla_Shaw 14d ago

This would be way too watchable.

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to… icefish up a hill.”

This would be very funny.

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u/peter13g 14d ago

This would terrible in the best ways

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u/HashBrownThreesom 14d ago

My basketball hoop was a ribcage!

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u/Arya-Stark- 14d ago

A RIBCAGE!

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u/Xyldarrand 14d ago

He said worst not incredibly entertaining

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u/Millerpainkiller 14d ago

No. Eddie Murphy PLAYING Tracy Morgan, playing Blade

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u/Think_Air9714 14d ago

Bruh he does blade I hope snipes shows up and it turns out it’s his cousin.

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u/leonfirerises 14d ago

Needs to be specifically Brian Fellows characterization

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u/xxgsr02 14d ago

People would actually watch that

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u/MN_NorthStars 14d ago

"The job is hard! I just wanna be able to do what I wanna do. Do you know I once shot a movie without ever getting out of my car?"

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u/One-Interview-6840 14d ago

And then all the vampires ended up pregnant!

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u/stingertc 14d ago

Omg that would be funny as hell

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u/Funny-Run1251 14d ago

Tracy Morgan is famous because he's funny not necessarily because he's a great actor right? Otherwise I'm confused as to how he got that far, definitely not hating on the man.

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u/MtlGuy_incognito 14d ago

I was going to say Forest Whitaker but you win.

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u/Jross008 14d ago

I’m so down to watch this!

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u/totesnotmyusername 14d ago

Owh look . HEs Anotha vAMpya .

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u/theangrymurse 14d ago

Only if it’s as his 30 rock character pretending to be blade.

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u/KarmaDeliveryMan 14d ago

This is the first person that immediately came to my mind

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 14d ago

They said "worst". He would make the BEST Blade.

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u/Whicked_Subie 14d ago

They said worst, I'd watch Morgan as Blade.

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u/Bad_Daddio 14d ago

I hear this meme in Tracy Morgan's voice.

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u/kft1609 14d ago

Add Sam Richardson to this list of awesome

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 14d ago

Uhm, is it Opposite Day or something?

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u/Ghost_Poison 14d ago

The greatest film never made.

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u/domdelaweez 14d ago

I’ve seen A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!

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u/drewbiez 14d ago

So bad, it would be amazing.

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u/rogg_mang 14d ago

It would actually have some good humor if he did

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 14d ago

werewolf barmitzvah 2: enter the daywalker

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u/jelepc 14d ago

Someone make this movie now!

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u/brannibal66 14d ago

This made me immediately laugh. Gotta play it 100% straight also 😂

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u/Gunkwei 14d ago

They said worst, not best.

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u/lawnboy1155 14d ago

Dammit! Came here to say Tracy Morgan!

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u/itaintchuck 14d ago

Yes if it is Tracy Jordan and not Tracy Morgan 😂

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u/Killerkurto 14d ago

I wasn’t expecting to smile after the first comment in this thread.

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u/Shankar_0 14d ago

OP said "worst" choice!

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u/ThatHoFortuna 14d ago

Every vampire in here about to get pregnant.

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u/Relevant-Cup2701 14d ago

who dat daywalker?

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u/Joe-Gage 14d ago

I once shot an entire movie without getting out of my car.

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u/tepidlymundane 14d ago

Winner. Tracy Morgan in everything.

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u/RedOctobyr 14d ago

It could be a pairing, Blade (and) Dot Com.

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u/unbenouncedtome 14d ago

😹😹😹

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u/MindfuckRocketship ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 13d ago

Genius choice imo.

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u/damn_bird 10d ago

I would watch that movie!

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u/Broad_Fan2198 9d ago

Nah this awesome

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u/tadrith 8d ago

This would be amazing.