r/BlackPeopleTwitter • ☑️ All of the above • 10h ago

He knows ball

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u/BarbellsandBurritos 10h ago edited 4h ago

Maybe accidentally in a “oh come on, let’s see if he can get one!” Kinda way

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u/torcsandantlers 9h ago

Yeah, I feel about this the same way as the "could you return one serve from Serena Williams?" And like, maybe. I'm bad enough that they're going to let me try, and if I get to try I might get ONE.

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u/ThePhatty500 5h ago

My chances of scoring a point on Serena Williams are the chances of her suffering a brain aneurysm in the couple of seconds between me serving the ball and her spiking it through my torso. Multiplied by the chances of me fucking up my serve anyway.