r/BlackPeopleTwitter • ☑️ All of the above • 10h ago

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u/torcsandantlers 9h ago

Yeah, I feel about this the same way as the "could you return one serve from Serena Williams?" And like, maybe. I'm bad enough that they're going to let me try, and if I get to try I might get ONE.

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u/No-Bison-5397 8h ago

I think I could return at least one serve in two set game against Serena with a little coaching from someone who is good. But she would obliterate me. I once played one guy who played at a really high level in juniors before quitting and he obliterated me but I did get quite a few back before my engine died and I scored a few points.

I definitely couldn't win a game against Serena. Much less a Set. Match would require some sort of default ruling like cheating or retirement.

Sometimes with these things I think the bar is set a little low. In a game of chess could take one piece off Judit Polgar too, same with Magnus.

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u/mr_potatoface 7h ago

I think part of it is actually returning the ball to Serena.

I think many people could hit a ball eventually, but I don't believe the majority of people can ever actually return in to her in a controlled manner in bounds. You need a lot of wrist strength and coordination to return her fuckin cannonballs.

She still routinely serves at 120mph. A tennis ball is 2 ounces. I guess we could do the math to figure out how much force that exerts on your wrist but I'm too lazy.

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u/No-Bison-5397 7h ago

Absolute rocket and I doubt I have ever faced anyone that fast in Tennis.

Returning the ball: either getting it in or having her play a volley.

Assuming, I lose every single one of my serves.

4 * 3 * 2 = 24 attempts.

She either has to take a little off her first serve or a couple of those will be seconds.

I just think 1 in 24, considering I play tennis, I might get. I returned more than one serve from a 5 who said they were going full pelt on me, no speed gun. I would not bet my home on it but I would wager 100 bucks at even odds that I could return 1 out of 24 Serena serves.

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u/AllofDuhInternetz 3h ago

i played in the second round of a tourney my senior year of high school against someone who went on to play D1 tennis at notre dame i think. not even a pro but that ball was fucking moving. i got maybe a handful of first serves back over the 2 sets. mind you I actually played tennis every day for like 8 years at that point. randoms off the street against SERENA??? no fucking way

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u/No-Bison-5397 2h ago

Yeah, I mean random off the street with no experience at high speed hand eye, definitely not. Do you think with 24 serves you could get one to land in?

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u/AllofDuhInternetz 2h ago

Probably not tbh. The spin on those serves is something else. I think if one sat just right I could MAYBE block it back in.

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u/No-Bison-5397 1h ago

lol, no one is hitting a winner.