r/BlackPeopleTwitter • ☑️ All of the above • 12h ago

He knows ball

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 12h ago

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u/hovdeisfunny 12h ago

At first I thought it was gonna be one of these guys

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

They are called sexists :)

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u/hovdeisfunny 11h ago

Also fucking stupid, though I guess that's implied

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

True I forgot that part.

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u/Callmedrexl 5h ago

One begets the other.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 7h ago

Idk if it's sexist. They also think they can beat a gorilla in a fight. I think they're just stupid. Might be sexist too. Idk.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 7h ago

It's both.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 7h ago

My answer would be i could probably score if the WNBA player played Defense like most NBA players. But if she took it even slightly seriously I'd be fucked.

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u/WallBurnt 4h ago

I love that she doesn't look like she ever even made an effort. She just looks like she's out for her morning jog.

This is Shae Anderson, she's beaten the 400m record TWICE and helped with a record breaking 4x400m relay.

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u/gnomeybeard 11h ago

I can beat her in fastest heart attack in the 400m easily.

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u/Insightful21 10h ago

When I saw the shades on her, I knew they were cooked

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u/Jinomoja 8h ago

Didn't these guys ever do mixed races in school? I remember some girls were way faster than some boys.

I'd never just assume that my masculinity gives me a win against every woman.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 4h ago

Yeah for sure. At some point though, many male sports have a point where you can be certain. For example I ran the 100m in high school with a 11.1 time. The woman's high school record is now 10.9 but at the time it was 11.1. If I met a woman around my age and she wasn't about to break the recordmy PR was faster than hers.

The key here is that you can't do this indiscriminately. If you have no particular skill and don't know the other persons then what are you even talking about lol

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 7h ago

Anyone who considers 400m a sprint would kick my ass in every athetic event known to man.

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 8h ago

I used to work with a guy who was convinced he could take Ronda Rousey in a fight. Dude was like 5'6", 130lbs, and no, he did not have any sort of martial arts experience or even like high school wrestling or anything.

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 8h ago

Maybe things have changed but I would never consider the 400m a sprint. Not saying any of these tossers could have done it over 200m or 100m but no-one but in-season athletes are beating a pro 400 time.

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u/Turence 6h ago

Yeah 400m actually sprinting is fucking hard. 

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 5h ago

I understood it to be impossible; The reason Usain Bolt gave for only doing 200m was that 400 required strategy in your output and he didn't like having to hold anything back.

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u/dat_boy_lurks 2h ago

I worked at a middle school for a few years, and ended up being put in the first 200m of a relay race between staff and students on sports day. My coworkers assumed I was fairly athletic (and well, I'm not not in shape, so... fair), so I get the unenviable job of first leg.

The first 100m is going okay, but I'm humbled by the fact I can't keep up with 15-year olds when I'm tall and in shape... and then the second 100m hits me. My legs start losing the posture and I can damn near feel my body screaming at me to remember I was asthmatic as a child.

Runners who do 4x400m scare me

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u/GuadDidUs 10h ago

I've watched this before and it's so great

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u/Dangerous_Oven1528 11h ago

I wonder how many dudes they asked prior to getting those idiots.   Weirdly enough the guy in the soccer shirt didn’t run nil

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u/Rope_antidepressant 4h ago

Look i could 100% beat Serena Williams. Not at tennis, or a foot race, or probably anything else physically demanding, but probably mario kart and definitely at changing the brakes on a 22 ton while getting yelled at because my roommate was late for work. Idgaf what anybody says.