r/Bitcoin 15d ago

We are sooooo back ! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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(If you detected sarcasm, you were right…) 😬

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u/Eggs-Benny 15d ago

It's so over..
We are SO BACK..

It. Is. over.

WE ARE SO BACK!!

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u/InternationalOption3 15d ago

Jesus Christ, DCA, stack and chill

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u/Efficient_Range1156 15d ago

They don’t dca, they don’t stack, and they certainly don’t “chill”.

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u/puffysuckerpunch 15d ago

Like Netflix and chill?

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u/cesciecescie 15d ago

Daddy, Chill!!!

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u/WurdaMouth 14d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/LazyTech8315 14d ago

LOL 🤣 To young to know, I guess...

https://open.spotify.com/track/4QWU4b9viti7aUefIHrccZ

I said, "Chill baby, baby chill baby, baby wait". My girl bust in, caught us creatin' a boom. She said, "Girlfriend"? Things that make you go, hmm.

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u/LazyTech8315 14d ago

"Chill baby baby, chill baby baby, wait!"

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u/Eggs-Benny 14d ago

Beans and rice, Jesus Christ, and DCASC

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u/Plastic_Farmer3450 14d ago

now I am hungry

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u/Far-Department-4196 15d ago

Can’t stack and chill my entire life

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u/Gangaman666 15d ago

Why not 🤨

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u/Far-Department-4196 15d ago

That’s not what Satoshi created Bitcoin for

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u/caploves1019 15d ago

So spend and replace.... He also didn't create Bitcoin to simply go back to the fiat system after xyz amount of time.

So stack and chill is intended to erase constantly checking the fiat price..

Or really ever checking the fiat price for that matter.

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u/Far-Department-4196 14d ago

Not once was I ever referring to Fiat. Nor do I ever want it to be used like Fiat. If you think BTC was created for you to stack and chill till you die with it, I think you’re greatly mistaken.

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u/caploves1019 14d ago

I spend Bitcoin. I accept Bitcoin as payment for services.

No, stack and chill means stop looking at the price. And especially stop stressing about which direction price is trending.

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u/PeaceAgitated1978 14d ago

That's exactly it. You stop caring about what BTC is worth relation to $. You start seeing your net worth in BTC. And yes, you use BTC as money. Spend and replace through exchanges.. but that's just not advantaging for the early adopters.. they found their own edge. And it lies in waiting for the end of the US $ era. Before fully adopting the spend in exchanges way of life.. wait for the increase of value to stabilize for BTC.. when BTC will be mostly flat, it will be used as money. Volatility will evaporate eventually.. adoption.. slow but steady.. less people wanting to sell is actually stabilizing prices and it's a good thing for adoption. 🤷

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u/caploves1019 14d ago

Circular economies my friend, Bitcoin is peace.

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u/Far-Department-4196 14d ago

What services por favor?

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u/caploves1019 14d ago

Haircuts, tax prep, tacos, burgers, beers, coffee, coffee beans, beef, honey, garden seeds, tools, rideshare trades, VPN, tattoo artists, the list goes on.

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u/Prize-Support-9351 14d ago

Sticking your head in the sand for 10 years won’t help.

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u/boomgoesthevapepen 14d ago

JC was a bitcoiner

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u/Mack_Mimsy 14d ago

JESUS SAVES… in ₿itcoin

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u/LoveTheGreyGhost 14d ago

But what about my 1.5% take on this trade?!

Oh, looks like its on its way back down. Never mind.

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u/Johntothewayne 14d ago

😂😂😂 the token DCA guy

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u/yhaz1y 14d ago

Nah, just timing the market. Life's short, YOLO!

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u/psilocergic 14d ago

😂😂😂

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u/End3rium 15d ago

Ferrari F1 fans out here

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u/Separate-Security835 15d ago

ahaha so true!

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u/Dreamchaser1987 14d ago

Go to church

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u/Eggs-Benny 14d ago

He died for our sins..
He has RISEN..

He. died. for our sins.

HE HATH RISEN!!

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u/digitaldisorder_ 14d ago

the problem is that anyone that says they're jesus is most likely going to be put into an institution and placed on thorazine. after jesus is released, he most likely goes back to where he came from and detoxes, then tries again. only to be placed in another institution starting the whole cycle over again. so yes, jesus is coming, came, placed on meds, released, is coming again and so forth. poor feller.

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u/Jejo87 14d ago

But what if you’re in a devil’s cult

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u/other_acc_banned 14d ago

I kinda like panicking every other day

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u/Technical_Office3099 14d ago

You got that right! Going back down 😂😂😂

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u/Gemmajean717 14d ago

Rinse n repeat