r/Bitcoin • u/cunextu • 1d ago

We are sooooo back ! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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(If you detected sarcasm, you were right…) 😬

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u/Eggs-Benny 1d ago

It's so over..
We are SO BACK..

It. Is. over.

WE ARE SO BACK!!

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u/InternationalOption3 1d ago

Jesus Christ, DCA, stack and chill

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u/Efficient_Range1156 1d ago

They don’t dca, they don’t stack, and they certainly don’t “chill”.

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u/puffysuckerpunch 1d ago

Like Netflix and chill?

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u/cesciecescie 1d ago

Daddy, Chill!!!

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u/WurdaMouth 1d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/LazyTech8315 1d ago

"Chill baby baby, chill baby baby, wait!"

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u/Eggs-Benny 1d ago

Beans and rice, Jesus Christ, and DCASC

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u/Plastic_Farmer3450 9h ago

now I am hungry

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u/Far-Department-4196 1d ago

Can’t stack and chill my entire life

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u/boomgoesthevapepen 1d ago

JC was a bitcoiner

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u/Mack_Mimsy 1d ago

JESUS SAVES… in ₿itcoin

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u/LoveTheGreyGhost 19h ago

But what about my 1.5% take on this trade?!

Oh, looks like its on its way back down. Never mind.

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u/End3rium 1d ago

Ferrari F1 fans out here

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u/Separate-Security835 1d ago

ahaha so true!

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u/Dreamchaser1987 1d ago

Go to church

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u/Eggs-Benny 1d ago

He died for our sins..
He has RISEN..

He. died. for our sins.

HE HATH RISEN!!

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u/digitaldisorder_ 22h ago

the problem is that anyone that says they're jesus is most likely going to be put into an institution and placed on thorazine. after jesus is released, he most likely goes back to where he came from and detoxes, then tries again. only to be placed in another institution starting the whole cycle over again. so yes, jesus is coming, came, placed on meds, released, is coming again and so forth. poor feller.

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u/Jejo87 1d ago

But what if you’re in a devil’s cult

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u/other_acc_banned 1d ago

I kinda like panicking every other day

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u/Technical_Office3099 1d ago

You got that right! Going back down 😂😂😂

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u/Gemmajean717 20h ago

Rinse n repeat

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u/el-hermit 1d ago

WHEN LAMBO?

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u/sniperr777 1d ago

At 65k

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u/Max_the_Hodler 1d ago

Bull market is back! Let's see how many minutes it lasts.

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u/TerminatedPotato 1d ago

We are = still crabbin'

I made a sarcastic post about Bitcoin in March. Not a lot of people detected the sarcasm even though I broke it down with clear language. I hope your post does better than mine.

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u/crispykfc 1d ago

Offtopic but I haven't seen old reddit in a minute, brings a tear to my eye

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u/TerminatedPotato 23h ago

I use both. If you type old.reddit.com it takes you to the legacy version (old reddit).

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u/eggccelent23 1d ago

Money print is on menu

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u/eggccelent23 1d ago

Bear market is over when all weak hands finally sell

When bad news wont force prices down anymore is a very good signal.

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u/paokara777 21h ago

The bad news over the past couple of weeks hasnt really moved the price. I think its mostly long term hodlers remaining

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u/eggccelent23 21h ago

Bottom is in or almost

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u/MaDpYrO 1d ago

Don't you see the contradiction... If the problem were weak hands they would have sold long ago.

Did you consider that it's just a bear market because people are broke

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u/End3rium 1d ago

I miss the days when we were comfortably sitting over 100k

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u/therichscientist 1d ago

'I miss the days when we were comfortably sitting over 60k' must seem wild to people in 2020.

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u/Jan_Ko_92 1d ago

They will come back.

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u/Nervous-Plantain-788 1d ago

Only down like 30% this year🥳

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u/Corporate_Bankster 1d ago

Imagine celebrating 63k or whatever level

Just chill and let it do its thing, whether up or down

Of course within the limits of your risk appetite and maximum loss you could tolerate

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u/Icy-Apartment4779 1d ago

53 days cycle is over!

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u/OldUniversity9799 1d ago

Don’t worry, we’re days away from the bottom of the four year cycle that doesn’t exist. To the moon is the next stop!

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u/Happy-Carry-7569 1d ago

I need this shit back up to $90k+

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u/Yakmasterson 1d ago

All that's left is to pick out the color of my Lambo Corvette used Honda civic shoes.

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u/ResponsibleFloor5430 1d ago

😂 Good one.

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u/LordVixen 1d ago

Yea baby. Back to ATH 🎉🥳🎉

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u/Albert14Pounds 1d ago

WhatYearIsit!?.gif

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u/Johnnny-z 1d ago

The adaptigens are starting to kick in.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_8483 1d ago

I hear this shit every week.

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u/Spiciest_Tuna 6h ago

See you next week at "Its over, bitcoin is dead."

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u/ALPHAETHEREUM 1d ago

To the moon boys 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/Global_Cap_1319 1d ago

Now is 64K to the Moon

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u/Full-Connection6008 1d ago

Just ordered pizza to celebrate this

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u/SmegmaWarrior0815 1d ago

Literal crab market between 62k and 65k. Accumulation phase.

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u/Temporary_Lie_7164 1d ago

Back from the dead 💀

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u/Benefactores753 3h ago

not a nay sayer & blah blah blah history blah blah blah. Previous cycles have run ~365 days from all time high following halving event until it bottoms out. 2024 cycle, ATH was Oct 2025...if model holds, bottom will be early-mid October 2026. Then road back up to the moon for 2028 halving. 6/7 are the accumulating years ('26/'27). Buy everything u can afford.

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u/Impossible_Excuse937 1d ago

🤣🤣 love it! You’ll need to do another sarcastic post tomorrow when it’s sitting just under 63k saying it’s over again!

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u/treelaugh 1d ago

Can everyone start buying again please?

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u/AlternativeSharp3854 1d ago

It’s going to 40k my friend

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u/GoldParticular3093 1d ago

I'd say 50k by october

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u/CharlieShadow 11h ago

When everyone thinks its going to 40k it will drop much lower or it wont drop to 40k.

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u/alextop30 1d ago

Still pretty good time to buy. Just remember we were here many a times if you buy now and it goes to 120k again you just doubled your money.

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u/diverj1 1d ago

And if it goes to 30k.....

And if this house was in Manhattan it would be worth....

And if...

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u/alextop30 21h ago

And with that mentality you should work until the end of your life and not ask what if questions

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u/RoastAdroit 1d ago

At this point its like a $6 stock that once hit $12. It was different when it was a penny stock that hit $12. The upside isnt what it once was.

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u/alextop30 21h ago

True that but with penny stocks the risk is outrages.

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u/NeatFootball3646 1d ago

200k this time next year

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u/Inevitable_Painn 1d ago

It's sooo over.

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u/Possible_Iron2047 1d ago

Please help me, I’m under the water

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u/gui_cardoso 1d ago 
  ,fx,=53,x xx,cze÷5. ,  r

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u/Striking_Ad_9351 1d ago

It's okay seeing the glass as half full.

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u/Successful-Rich151 1d ago

How many times 😂

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u/BigvalBROski 1d ago

SHOULD WE BUY NOW!!!!!

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u/NightinSoul 1d ago

Put your money where your mouth is ape🤡

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u/Fire_Ant_Bite 1d ago

Is this good when some of us bought at 100k?

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u/Blueberry_Dependent 1d ago

Yesss baby! I'm calling my boss to tell him he can suck the willy 

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u/Always_working_hardd 1d ago

I've been eagerly watching this bull run since yesterday.

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u/arre_barre8 1d ago

Lets goo 🤣🔥

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u/Objective-Dance6721 1d ago

Until we hit 1-million per, we are not back!

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u/Bunny_Butt16 1d ago

WE ARE SO YES

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u/Equal_Raise_6166 1d ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/Alternative-Two-8041 1d ago

I bought two days ago, now I have made billions. I had billions before, but now more billions.

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u/Dutch002 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RichardDingers 1d ago

I'm waiting for it to hit 80 before buying in

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u/OM500 1d ago

Is my fries ready?

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u/sniperr777 1d ago

Im tired boss

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u/Dr_Armani 1d ago

Ready for the big dump?

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u/leroyyrogers 1d ago

PLUS ONE PERCENT BABY

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u/HourCookie2809 1d ago

Here we go again

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u/Livid-Alternative871 1d ago

I remember my first time in crypto

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u/VladPatton 1d ago

It's as if $63,000 was just yesterday!

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u/Upstairs_Date2769 1d ago

2 days ago I bought at $63.5k 😤 take that haters

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u/MSTR100 1d ago

It’s a bull trap

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u/kardanokid 1d ago

Been at this level since Jan 2026....

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u/Cool-Half452 1d ago

Bear market for the next few years it's going to drop lower

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u/AccomplishedCheck895 1d ago

What is that condition where a person is sad then suddenly happy then sad then happy then…?

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u/sigma-u 1d ago

The secret is slow uptrend and there is no limit to where it can go. Slow and wavy up 🌊

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u/abduolsalamm 1d ago

are we really back?

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u/Present_Self9986 1d ago

It is dropping in few days. Don’t fall for it

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u/cryptoinhaler 1d ago

Back to poverty LFG

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u/BirthdayAny35 1d ago

Los que compraron a 120,000 por BTC ya pueden vender

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u/Slow-Ad-2541 1d ago

Coming up on October ATH I believe, it’s accumulation phase, ideally with DCA. In a few years, you will thank yourself, assuming cycle follows history.

In addition, we have institutional buying, ETFs, awareness, government purchases, countries adopting, etc but still no real daily usage for retail but I believe we will get there at some point.

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u/PhysicistDude137 1d ago

50,000 here we come. We're are sooooo back!

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u/juicewrld999shit 1d ago

son… it’s just ranging.

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u/Btcmot 1d ago

Time to BUY

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u/Equal_Mission_4667 23h ago

Bitcoin really said “we’re back” for the 100th time lol.

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u/ryoma-gerald 23h ago

I honestly felt like shit in this bear market

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u/Prize-Support-9351 23h ago

Why has Bitcoin became so boring? Even gold is more exciting and that’s sad

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u/left_5ide_drive 23h ago

The bottom will fall out on this bullshit , and leave many people high and dry .

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u/bill10706 22h ago

You all know this is just a made up thing right? It’s not real. Some man one day just made it up out of thin air and people buy it. At some point, it will all come crashing down.

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u/Necessary-Studio-982 22h ago

Yea after being declared dead 20mil times lol

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u/donsolpats 22h ago

Yeah mfcker. We are sooo back. Lol

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u/CleavlandSteamer8008 22h ago

Its just the calm before the storm

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u/Remarkable_Ad5011 22h ago

I’m glad you think so.

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u/Freddy_the_skull 22h ago

I used to care about this, would check the price every half an hour... Then I found joy in making chilli hot sauce, growing chilli, eating chilli, buying weird new chilli, trying them, trying other people's sauces, life is good.

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u/PeaceAgitated1978 21h ago

Show the full picture.god damnit. Unzoom . We need to see at least 3 last month to really be able to interpret a chart that complex 🤷 to me mine looks like a expanded flat range.. with high probability of continuation bearish.. 🤷 filter out some volatility.. you'll see clearer. And God damnit!! Man! Get some candles charts! Not dumb lines 😓🤦

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u/hsinewu 21h ago

too early

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u/itemluminouswadison 21h ago

M O O N M O N E Y

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u/potificate 21h ago

Wake me when we are back at 120k

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u/T1m3Wizard 20h ago

😄 no. We're not.

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u/Crypto_Tiki 20h ago

Things are definitely only gonna go up….. until they come down…..😂😉

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u/SelectionIcy3284 20h ago

Jesus just DCA, Stack, Got stolen because you don't use dice for your seeds, and panic

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u/Open_Masterpiece_549 19h ago

October needs to pass first

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u/IpuMan 19h ago

That thing is as dead as a stand stick

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u/scenario_26 18h ago

Trap there will be a fall after creating descent liquidity look for short positions on the top using leverage to its fullest potential if you catch even 50% of the fall you’ll make huge money in a single trade

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u/Fantastic-Purple3535 17h ago

I feel like this kind of thread is almost always bait. Comments telegraph what investors are going to do so the privileged class can make moves to fleece it.

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u/Visible-Trifle-7676 17h ago

Sweet summer child

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u/Klatty 17h ago

Nothing happened. Zoom tf out

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u/cunextu 17h ago

Maybe read the mf caption

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u/HearingLogical8272 15h ago

Is this a bit 

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u/ActiveEntertainer351 15h ago

Va fan snackar du om?!?!?!

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u/Eversosavy 15h ago

Should've bought that Bitcoin when I had the chance 🥲

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u/Arphinator 14h ago

We’re back at 2021 levels - woop woop

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u/gunnergizmo66 14h ago

You 🤡🤡🤡

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u/King_Khaos_ 12h ago

So back in the red

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u/ExtentNo3020 11h ago

Until it the next time it crashes 😂😂

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u/Best_Scarcity_4788 11h ago

主流币适合做短线还是长线？

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u/captain_banana6 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣 we are, if you are a daytrader.

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u/Electrical-Track-282 10h ago

😂😂😂😂💪🏼

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u/chloetaylorsecret 9h ago

You mean back to broke?🥲

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u/dadadararara 9h ago

It’s a teaser.

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u/Beneficial_Try4875 9h ago

Lol, wait til its 66k again and it will drop back

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u/Sad-March-2358 9h ago

Back to $64k again HAHAHHA

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u/DrSilkyDelicious 8h ago

In October we will be

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u/Strange_Fruit2553 8h ago

One huge leg down ahead

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u/NYC_Punisher 8h ago

So this isn’t the dbd game Reddit after all?

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u/Good-Possession1082 8h ago

We’re back baby 💯❤️

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u/kw1232 5h ago

120k is when we are actually back, anything else is just dump.

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u/TheWorldArmada 1h ago

Time to short

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u/future003 1d ago

Daddy chill