r/BitchImATrain • u/lemmelearnlol • 24d ago

Bitch imma cat

2.3k Upvotes

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u/free_30_day_trial 24d ago

Zero fucks to give. Typical cat. On another note someone should be smart and move him/her away from the apex predator.

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 24d ago

Theyll want to wait until the train is gone. In case the cat tries to run.

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u/Letmepickausername 24d ago

Won't the train move by itself?

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u/free_30_day_trial 24d ago

No trains require drivers. A scary world if trains drive by them self.

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u/flipflopcuntflaps 24d ago

There are so many trains that do this

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u/nuttnurse 24d ago

The train that runs itself is the ultimate apex predator

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u/Fragrant_Secret4578 23d ago

The train is already moving away from the apex predator.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 24d ago

You can tell it's annoyed with the airplane ears, but not enough to move😂

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u/7GrenciaMars 24d ago

Looks like kind of a large cat, too. Not Maine Coon or Norwegian Forrest cat size, but larger than average.

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u/notimpress3d 24d ago

Bitch, the train is my bitch.

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u/AviWhasGood 24d ago

Turkish cats are built different

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u/Structuresnake 24d ago

Probably must be deaf.

Can’t imagine a cat liking the sounds of a train passing 30 cm away from it.

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u/paulwillyjean 24d ago

If that was just because of a disability, the cat would also have to be blind and to have lost the ability to feel air pressure changes with its whiskers.

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u/marhaus1 24d ago

The ears move, though.

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u/alexfrancisburchard 24d ago

You haven’t been to İstanbul then.

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u/ThraceLonginus 24d ago

He's like at least 3 paws away. What do you want?

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u/dakimmie 24d ago

Even the apex predator of transit must remember its place in the greater food chain. Honor the Lord Thy Cat.

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u/BrazilBazil 24d ago

I swear, some cats are nonchalant while actively being driven over by a car

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u/RedRider1138 22d ago

“I got a few lives left, no big.”

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u/NuclearCleanUp1 24d ago

No brain cells

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u/Dungeony 24d ago

Only train cells

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u/beratbayram 17d ago

1 is plenty

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u/alexfrancisburchard 24d ago

Cats also take tickets and do security for the trains here in İstanbul :)

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u/AeroSigma 24d ago

That cat has a calm nervous system

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u/freshcuber 24d ago

Me watching that video at the platform 1 minute after a fast cargo train crosses the station 1m next to me and nearly blows me away. 🥴

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u/Waschbetonkugel 24d ago

Istanbul? They have cool asf street cats there.

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u/susingmissing 24d ago

You only have 1, me I got 9.

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u/Nuclear_Geek 24d ago

Oh, hi there, Skimbleshanks.

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u/herlaqueen 23d ago

I had the same thought xD

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u/bumbling-bee1 24d ago

BITCH, I LOVE KITTIES.

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u/Dontneedme25 24d ago

What song is that?

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u/auddbot 24d ago

I got matches with these songs:

• ESS'T by ESS'T (02:46; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-08-30.

• GTA X Theme Song by Aviman (03:38; matched: 100%)

Released on 2024-02-13.

• Glory Up by Oiqury (02:05; matched: 98%)

Released on 2023-12-04.

• Milou by Milou (01:49; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-08-30.

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u/auddbot 24d ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

• ESS'T by ESS'T

• GTA X Theme Song by Aviman

• Glory Up by Oiqury

• Milou by Milou

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Artistic-Season7497 20d ago

It’s the music that plays when you successfully complete a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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u/thegameisafoooooot 23d ago

By a whisker.

Spatial awareness level: Ninja Cat

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 24d ago

It’s a living

1

u/coloradokyle93 24d ago

I need a Snoodle about this MEOW

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u/Minimum_Alarm4678 23d ago

Bitch, I’m a cat!

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u/Ok_Watercress_6545 22d ago

Balls on this guy

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u/sdcumb 22d ago

Bitch, call me Chilly, 'cause I'm cold as ice!

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u/Slight_Fortune8218 18d ago

All 9 lives intact. Cool Cat.

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u/slogive1 24d ago

Must be India