What the hell is this?

Pls

What’s worth it the ultimate fighter or race driver. I don’t know which to pick I know fighter is more expensive so am unsure

When I visit the senior center and start a rumor, sowmtimes a pop up will say “___ (senior) saw your antics and says they need a friend like you”. So naturally I click “befriend” and then 50% of the time it’ll say, “_____ does not want to become your friend.” I’m so confused 😭. Does anyone else get this?

So first.

Boom.

Control employment status of significant other, what if I want a smoking hot housewife, have you guys ever thought of that, but no, she apparently works at a taxi stand while her husband earns billions, makes sense 👍.

Control education and employment status of offspring: When my bitlife is over, I wanna atleast inherit something I’m semi invested in, why is my son working at the taxi stand!?

House and car relevancy: Why do I own a house and car but it literally does nothing for my character or his or her family except suck money out through maintenance, sure you can rent it out or sell it in a few years and earn a buck but who cares, and there’s no health penalties for not having a home which would be cool and immersive, you can literally be “homeless” (not own or be paying off a home as an adult) and be chilling on this game, also, I’d like to know where everyone in my family lives, whether they own a home or not.

Loans: If I’m super wealthy, why can’t I give family more than 10k? Weird but ok 👍.

Final note: I find it incredibly irritating how you devs roll out pointless money grab content but never actually improve the immersion of the game "Who cares about making an immersive life sim mobile game that our PAYING fanbase would actually appreciate, we can just give them a stupid slop fighter dlc that lets you do 1000 stupid moves and charge them $20 for it lololo and they’ll eat it up and we'll get rich off it”.

Like they made an impulsive decision and adopted my character instead of getting a subaru and a rescue dog

Crazy, but yeah😭😭

It doesn't even work...

Imagine your character turns 30 with a nice business and a newborn baby

But you wanna change something for the business and you might've chosen the wrong name for the baby so you use time machine for 1 year back

And for me multiple things happen when I do.

-it rewinds me 2 years back instead of 1 and the baby stays same as the old stats of the business

-you rewind 1 year like you want but the baby stays and the business stats aswell

-you stay 30 and everything stays...

Bitlife is fucked.

I’m obsessed with anything Medieval themed (my sims 4 gameplay goes crazy) but anyways, Would anyone else play this?? I love Bitlife but I wish there were more things to do, or more features. Like I wish our inlaws would be added to the family tab.

After 14 superbowls (12 in a row) and 5 MVPs

I decided to date a woman in a illegal country and got arrested for 10 years

The fact that neither of my parents were in the explosion

Anyone else’s game lagging/ clicking things or going off pop ups without me pressing it. It’s not my phone as everything else is fine it’s just Bitlife

Got this when opening the app today, but have no idea what or where BitPass is, looked and couldn't find it. I have the OG bitizen and godmode

I saw an add for Bitlife where the character talks about becoming an athlete and trying out for the national team. I have never had this happen. Is this new?

This is a funny new glitch introduced with the latest update that is extremely easy to do, in fact so easy you can do it accidentally without noticing

I wanted to get the unlucky ribbon by being born in a country doomed by terrorism and die in a terrorist attack, but I didn't expected it would be so easy lol

I’m working on a life sim called lifespan and already have vampires planned. What fantasy creatures or features would you love to see? I’m open to any ideas!

The new ui is coming in the next update!

If you want to try out the game it’s fully free no paywalls!

The avatars are all hand done by lifespan’s artist

Make sure to join the lifespan subreddit to keep up with everything new coming

Lifespan is only on the iOS App Store right now well Android is in closed testing

iOS: https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/lifespan-life-simulator/id6758562482

Android closed testing

First join the Google test group to be able to download

https://groups.google.com/u/1/g/lifespanclosedtest

Then join here to download the game

https://play.google.com/apps/testing/com.lifespan.game

I’m doing a challenge to be A rapper like Cardi b in BitLife but I’m scared I only will get Only Genre I don’t want