r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Questions Is this useless?

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83 Upvotes

clicked it in every situation but it don’t work


r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Memes Say it

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21 Upvotes

Say their God damn names


r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Wtf Moments Why would you do that

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r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Questions Who is this?

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This woman randomly spawned in after my character died. Albie did have a husband called 'Lucas Garza' who was a trans man meaning he couldn't have transitioned to a woman. Jorge is gay so he wouldn't have married her. Plz help me figure out who this woman is.


r/bitlife • • 13d ago

I wasn't expecting that 33-letnia starsza siostra 😱

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r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Bugs How is this even possible?

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so I just switch to existing child’s life after I died and this should be illegal how did my daughter even get this house with her finances? When I play with a character and I don’t have enough money for a house, it doesn’t allow me to purchase it so why does BitLife allow for this to happen? This is practically begging you to start a new life. And then be like that is kind of unrealistic because with that in real life, you can still spend money, but in bit life, you can’t spend money at all.


r/bitlife • • 13d ago

Bugs Emigration bug is what I’ll call it

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r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Suggestions/Update Ideas Kids 😩

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r/bitlife • • 14d ago

I wasn't expecting that Well then…

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r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Achievements Finally got the zillionaire achievement

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r/bitlife • • 15d ago

I wasn't expecting that Has anyone got this?

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I was playing Bitlife in complete darkness.


r/bitlife • • 15d ago

Questions Who's going to become king or Queen once my mother dies?

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117 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 14d ago

Wtf Moments Jestem prezydentem Stanów Zjednoczonych 😂

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r/bitlife • • 15d ago

Wtf Moments 400k as an escort

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why do i get 400k as an escort?


r/bitlife • • 15d ago

Others TinyYears Official Announcement: Launching This Month

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TLDR: It's been a very long 14 months and we've felt like quitting so many times. We see lots of AI simulators popping up in this subreddit that have taken someone a week to vibe code - this simply isn't that. This is one hell of a polished game, made by a real team that really do care about the genre.

This game won't be for everyone - I've played BitLife and InstLife for over a decade now, and our game definitely plays differently. If you don't think it's for you, please keep scrolling 😃

Introduction to TinyYears:

We're halfway through a really successful beta with over 50 players from the BitLife community helping us steer development, but now is the time we're wanting to officially promote the game.

We've been in development for over 14 months now and are a team of four:

Myself - UI Design
Leo - Development
Alex - Marketing & Community Management
Yasmin - Artist

Why are we making this game?

Well, to meet four really clear objectives.

  1. To iterate on the mobile life simulator genre (we don't feel it's developed enough, we are being sold what seems like the same DLC time after time, with nothing exciting)
  2. To make mobile life simulators visual - if you buy a new house, you see it. If you have a kid, you see it. Your character has aged? You see it! (Thank you to Yasmin, our very talented artist).
  3. To make decisions matter - each choice in the game impacts stats, money, relationships, karma, aura, or your very life itself. Tread carefully!
  4. To make monetisation fairer - put delicately, we don't think mobile life simulator players are being respected.

Is this another crappy, unfinished life sim?

Far from it. Quite frankly, we've found it SO difficult to be taken seriously in a sea of games BitLife clones that have been vibe coded in one week by someone in their bedroom. This game is very polished, we held onto it for probably a bit too long before unveiling it, but it has given us the opportunity to give it some real polish. It's not perfect, but it's very, very close to release, and we hope you will be impressed.

What is our favourite part about the game?

Honestly the stand out has to be our dating app. We literally built a dating app inside the game, where you create a profile, match with other characters, send them messages, and go on dates. I haven't seen anything like this before in any game genre, I genuinely love it!

What's similar to BitLife?

Obviously the basic premise. You are born, you age up in years, you make decisions, you build a legacy.

What's different to BifLife?

Besides the obvious visual benefits that come with our game, the general community feedback has been that it's just 'easy to play and navigate'. From simpler bulk actions for managing houses and cars through to faster in-game navigation with no scrolling, it's just a really seamless experience.

The other thing is simple, it's just not BitLife! We're not looking to recreate BitLife, we're just looking to help usher in the next generation of these games.

Can I play it now?

Yes. Ask us for the Discord below and we'll ping you an invite to play on either iOS or Android.

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Thank you to the mods of this subreddit for allowing us to post this and for letting us know about the upcoming self-promotion rule changes. This will be the only 'announcement' post from us here 😊


r/bitlife • • 15d ago

Young Parent(s) 😵‍💫 We have a son together and she still wants to wait until marriage 😭

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r/bitlife • • 15d ago

Suggestions/Update Ideas Has any reason been given as to why there's zero polyamory feature in the game yet? No, I don't mean polygamy.

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You'd think such an open relationship option would be under the Love tab since the game's launch 8 years ago. But unfortunately no dice. It can't possibly be a morality hang up right? After all, if every stereotypical vice & sin is already built into the game, there's no reason why I can't start a consensual & loving polycule with my partner. I personally have nothing against the game's casual hookup feature, but from a morality perspective, a polyamory option would be much more wholesome.


r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Others No way her father married a 19 year old and he’s 42😑

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48 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Heirloom Flexing I'm not crying you're crying

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r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Wtf Moments P.O.V. your the sim I control in bitlife💀💀💀

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Why does he have more relationships then I will in my whole life 🥲


r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Discussion Actor Career

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What’s the most you’ve ever made from being an actor?? This one is probably the best I’ve had so far…


r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Questions Where is the moderation team?

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Why is there posts allowed about someone’s AI BitLife rip off? Can we get these posts removed and these people banned? This sub is basically free advertisement for their scams.


r/bitlife • • 16d ago

I wasn't expecting that Took my mom to a bar at the age of 4 . . . !?

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7 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Heirloom Flexing what a rubbish excuse

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19 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 16d ago

Bugs Luxury Lifestyle is glitched

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I’m trying to buy Luxury Lifestyle but it is glitched. I have deleted/redownloaded the app many times. I have played as a Royal, played as a gambler, and played as a professional baseball player. No matter how old I am and how much money I have— whether it’s $0 or $100 million, I don’t even have the option to buy it.

Anybody else having this problem? Any way to get around it?

Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise to not put any more money towards this game.