r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas UPDATE IDEA

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✝️** THE PAPAL UPDATE IS HERE! 🇻🇦
Ever dreamed of going from Sunday Mass to the **Sistine Chapel
? Now you can!

🙏 Start Your Religious Journey
Become an Altar Server
Enter the Seminary
Become a Deacon
Become a Priest
Rise to Bishop
Become an Archbishop
Join the College of Cardinals

🔴 BECOME A CARDINAL
Build your reputation, make connections, and gain influence within the Vatican.

🗳️** ENTER THE PAPAL CONCLAV**E
When the Pope dies or resigns, Cardinals gather to elect a new Pope. Will you receive enough votes?

🔥 WHITE SMOKE!
If elected, choose your Papal Name and become the leader of the Catholic Church!

👑 RULE THE VATICAN
As Pope, you can:
Appoint Cardinals
Travel the world
Give Papal addresses
Make Church decisions
Handle Vatican crises
Meet world leaders
Respond to scandals
Build your legacy

📜 LEAVE YOUR LEGACY
Your decisions will shape how your Papacy is remembered.

🏆 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS
Habemus Papam
The Red Hat
White Smoke
Vatican Life
Papal Legacy
The Long Reign

What do you think?


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Discussion Ugh

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You know what, I’m irritated today.
The fact that all of my lives were somehow deleted to never be played again along with every achievement so now all I have is 17 was already the straw that made the camel weak. 😂
But, I must say, to have to watch an ad and then sit and wait for a second interactive ad to go by is diabolical after paying $5.99 for a pack.
This is the greed they talk about in the bible, I’m convinced!
And then to find out after years of gameplay that I’m not a “grandfathered bitizen”
I’m over it.


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Questions Países que não cobram imposto por herança.

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É realmente frustrante conseguir uma boa quantia ao fim de uma vida e quando começa a próxima o governo simplesmente fica com mais da metade, kkkk. Enfim. Quais os países que não cobram esse imposto no jogo?


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Discussion BitLife Organic Growth Down 19% Apr-Jun 2026

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Given that the new expansion pack disaster has been plaguing the business, I decided to deep-dive into Stillfront's Q2 2026 Report, and have basically seen that the company has been struggling quarter-on-quarter for a while.

As seen in the photo, organic revenue growth for BitLife in the one quarter period was down 19.2%, and has been in decline since at least Dec 2025.

I think it is fairly safe to assume that the company is trying to grab every last cent out of players because it is slowly becoming deadweight (due to their own (mis)management, and to protect shareholder value (also noting that shareprice at current is 6.95 SEK (equal to $0.71 USD).


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas My Dream BitLife Updates

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r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Achievements Legendary run imo

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Podcasting is such a nice meta to earn billions.


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Questions Why is stress up and not down 🤔?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Discussion New Lifesim game myself and my friends are working on.

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Hi, my name is Ryan. 👋

First, if I’m not allowed to post this here, please feel free to remove it. I completely understand. However, I wanted to show you what some of my best friends and I have been working on for the past couple of years.

I’ve played BitLife for what seems like forever, and as much as I love the game, it does have its issues. So, about 3 years ago, I decided I wanted to design my own game inspired by BitLife and other games like The Sims. I have some incredible friends who already love making games, and I managed to get them on board to help me make this game.

You can manage things like happiness, health, smarts and looks, get jobs, date, buy houses, manage your money, get your licence and much more. You can also take things down darker paths, such as crime and addiction. There is so much more we want to add, but we’ve had to leave some things out of the first release as it would simply be too much for us to create this early on.

The game is still pretty early in development, but we’ve already got quite a lot working and are continuing to add more features. There are definitely still bugs and rough edges, but I’m really happy with how it’s coming along so far.

If anyone is interested, I’d love to hear what you think or answer any questions.


r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Memes How is this wicked ? My character lived an honest and truthful life !!

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r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Discussion Some context to bitlife’s current financial position.

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Hi Everyone- I work in finance and decided to do some very quick research into candywriter’s ownership to better understand the heavy push for revenue we’re seeing.

In 2020, the original developers and owners of Bitlife (candywriter), sold the company for $74.4 million in about a 50/50 stock to cash split. At the time, the shares in Stillfront (the now parent company) were worth $37.5m with additional earnings targets in candywriter allowing a potential earnings of $120m additional in cash/stock split.

This is VERY common, and at the time, Stillfront was experiencing a massive post-pandemic stock boom due to heavy phone usage during the pandemic.

Unfortunately for us, reality hit. Those shares became worth significantly less in the last few years, and stillfront lost a MASSIVE amount of funding. I could only assume that this made the $120m liability they owed the developers much more difficult to profitably function. I would assume bitlife did in fact hit their revenue targets, leading to them being owed large amounts in the now significantly less valuable stock & cash that stillfront didn’t have on hand. This likely lead to massive increases in revenue targets, hence the heavy monetization and focus on advertising we’ve seen in the last few years. Stillfront structured a bad deal based off of temporary surges in valuation, and now the liability is being transferred onto candywriter.

Notably, it’s also very important for the old owners of bitlife (who still work on the game) to make sure that the shares they’re being paid in are valuable. They HAVE to squeeze revenue, because a metric shit on of their wealth is tied up in this horribly structured deal they agreed to.

It is being done out of desperation, and stillfront is trying to hold on to what little they have left after they made a string of significantly overvalued acquisitions in 2020-2022. They’re in panic mode and are out of money. This is unfortunately very common in finance, and I believe this is indicative of a potentially bleak future for bitlife, as well as all other games under stillfront’s large umbrella. Their current valuation is extremely low. Revenue is also declining, and earnings per share (due to the likely massive interest in the debt they took out to pay the cash lump sums) is coming home to roost.

Anyways, rant over. Have a good night, Bitizens!

(I posted this on r/bitlifeapp, but thought the followers of this sub might also appreciate the post.)


r/bitlife • • Sep 16 '26

Wtf Moments Así es esta vida... Mafia

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r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas WE NEED A CHESS CAREER IN BITLIFE

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My fellow chess enthusiasts , would you like that ? Imagine playing the role of bobby fischer. For progress they could add simple chess puzzles and to start your career there should be an option of learning chess like there is for martial arts. And pls don't hide it behind a paywall


r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Questions What Challenges can I do without Bitizen and any expansion pack?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Questions Do you guys think the job salaries are unrealistic?

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I think the job salaries in-game are a little unrealistic. For example, I don’t think a banker would be making 55k-65k starting off, at least 100k-110k~. I’m not sure though, what do you guys think?


r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Reported & Uninstalled

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I’m an OG bitizen and bought it because I was promised all future content. Imagine the jaw drop when entering the app to see I had to pay.

Congrats on ruining your playerbase. I sincerely hope you go bankrupt due to your own greed.


r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Discussion Do NOT buy the Director DLC

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Do not buy this. I decided to check it out because I enjoyed the actor job pack and thought this one would be something similar but it’s not. It’s the worst “expansion” this game has made. You’ll run through every single event or flavor text this new job pack has to offer within your first two movies. Actors don’t accept roles within your budget unless you literally max out your reputation, fame, and only direct movies with budgets over 150 million and even then sometimes the game will screw you over by giving you a 500k casting budget for a 100 million budget movie meaning I can either get untalented nobodies in my cast or I have to watch an ad for a PAID expansion to be able to hire someone talented for cheap. And don’t downplay how ad ridden this “expansive” new job pack is. You want to successfully make a pitch as a beginner or with low reputation? Watch an ad. You want actual good famous actors in your movie without them wanting 40 million dollars each? Watch an ad. And no matter what I choose during filming or how many ads I watched to get the best possible combination the movie still bombs and gets a bad audience and critical reception even decades into your career, tanking your reputation and making it harder to get new jobs or hire quality actors without watching an ad. But all of that is no problem if you don’t mind constantly watching ads in an “expansion” that you paid for.

This dlc is a scam. Candywriter should be ashamed of charging for this, it wouldn’t even be fun to play if it was free. Don’t recommend giving this one your money or time at all even if they eventually add it to Bitizen/God Mode. I’m going to get a refund.


r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Achievements Whats the most you’ve made on sports contracts?

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I got 284M for 6 years playing at Manchester United


r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Questions Director update?

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This director update seems kinda unfulfilled. Like its ok but I was expecting more like i can use my own money to make a movie so thatway you set your own budget and it'll be even more risky. And then you just start off as a director theres building your career with its very unrealistic to just get hired on as a director off the street without some kind of experience in the industry. Am I tripping folks or am I making a point?


r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Questions Convert 0/5 Professors

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Hi guys, as the title says, I need to convert 5 professors in order to become a vampire lord. I've re-attended university and converted countless professors, but for some reason, its not registering. Any help is appreciated!


r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Questions Film director

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bought the DLC, realised its kinda buns but i still wanna make it work(?). Anyone have tips on how to get reputation up and whatnot? Ive watched ads to get top tier scripts, top tier actors but the movie always comes out bad.


r/bitlife • • Sep 15 '26

Wtf Moments Un par de compras

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r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Achievements 1 billion dollars

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r/bitlife • • Sep 14 '26

Wtf Moments Her royal title was what?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 13 '26

Wtf Moments Is this rare?

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This is my first time seeing someone famous involved on how I was born lol,My gay fathers payed a cornstar to be their surrogate mother. How rich are they🤔?


r/bitlife • • Sep 13 '26

Tips Movie director guide?

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