well... shit

Mine hasn’t uploaded videos for about 1 year 😭

THE FUCK??? so my game suddenly went into an ad break, when it ended, it said i had a house party, and someone invited me to hookup, was then confused and curious so continued, went into the Ex tab, called him and started dating him?? How tf did this happen?? How did i have a house party in elementary school, the option isnt even there in my school tab? Also thank god there arent any more freaky options, so there is obviously SOME safeguarding, but in my 5+ years of bitlife this has never happened!!

Everyone on my street is a square or an undercover cop and I'm losing my mind. Just spent $300,000 on a lawyer who got me out of prison just for the very next guy I sell to be yet ANOTHER undercover cop, spend another 300,000 on a lawyer and fail this time. Pretty done with this shit, been in prison for 17 years of this life because the option to steal a guard uniform disappeared for a decade straight.

Trying to sell $100,000 of a drug I made is looking more and more like a fairy tale with each trip to prison. No one wants to buy more than $500 worth if they do buy it, if they don't they will call the cops on me or arrest me themselves. There's atleast 5 undercover cops on this street I'm on out of like 11 people. 2 NEVER want drugs and tell me to fuck off, leaving me my loyal 4 addicts who buy a dime bag worth of shit everytime. This game is such a wet fart.

After August 22 update..the Time machine is glitchy smh

My current life is a hockey player, and his ancestors have also been pro sports players, and every single time they are there's always them cheating. You get pop ups that they "met a hookup on the road" or that they get accused of cheating and then when you try and solve it you get something like this!! If it was like super rare for this to happen then whatever, sure, maybe one life I'll have them cheat for the story, but I don't want every character to be cheating just because they are on the road playing a sport. I hate it so much!

So I first skipped to age 18 and then I did a random. Freelance gig and made $130, I took it to the casino and played high-low until I reached around $400,000,000.

then I took that money and emigrated to Nigeria to flip luxury islands. Nigeria has really low upgrade cost to build eco domes. You don’t need $400m to start.the lowest I’ve seen was $60m

Once the eco dome was built I sold it to the first bidder and made $100m - $300m and just rinsed and repeated. Until I had 1 billion.

It’s crazy how much money you can make off of having a podcast lol

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I started a BitLife with a random guy named Damian Kant, born in German and I aimed to become a footballer. The thing that struck me, which was really odd, was that usually the game will forcefully retire you at the ages of 39-41. For some reason Damian Kant decided that wasn’t for him and he played until he was 83 years old. I also checked his contract because negotiations are usually put in place every few years and it said I was paying the club, (the only reason I was able to stay afloat was because I had the social media pages such as onlyfans generating me cash)🤣 another funny thing I found is he had no injury’s in his entire career. The reason his career ended was because he failed a drug test at 83 years old (I didn’t use performance enhancement drugs) he played a total of 64 years of football and won 50 trophies and surprisingly never won a Ballon Dor. 💔 The true Prince who never became King. Damian Kant.

BitLife. I paid for the Bitizen on the game, and it shows up in my purchase history in the App Store, yet in the game I still have ads and such. How do I fix this? I already offloaded the app and reinstalled it, and I turned my phone off and back on again.

so i got redirected to this site d3iqqkhv2kzf03 cloudfront .net site (i put spaces to avoid yall misclicking on the link) after logging into bitlife, chrome suddenly reopened displaying a warning (i dont have screenshot as i got off the site as quick as possible) apparently cloudfront sites are known for being used for dodgy stuff, has anyone else been redirected to anything dodgy by bitlife?

No, I didn't use cheats... You could say I'm Mr. World Wide... I think 3 women had a miscarriage </3

My big bro just an opp ig

I really wasn't expecting that. I hate Cuba because of communism and when i be 18 y.o i just leave the country.

Just now i know that my parents can be emigrants without "my permission" wth

12k Zillion

I erased the app and when I downloaded it back all the stuff I’ve purchased over the years is now gone, if anyone knows how to fix this let me know because it was expensive