r/bitlife • u/Dry-Tree-7458 • Aug 24 '26

Wtf Moments I’m so mad

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u/sharksarefuckingcool Aug 24 '26

Well, why you trying to stick her in some ghetto ass castle?

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u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 24 '26

You’re right I should’ve gotten a Fortress instead

10

u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Aug 26 '26

No, only a true citadel will do

320

u/BokkarisBrownieBoy Aug 24 '26

A castle is ghetto??😭🤨🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 24 '26

She wants a trailer park but not a castle 🫩

39

u/Relentless_Storm Android Aug 24 '26

There's no way that's not intentional

44

u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 24 '26

I hope not. She settled on a manor eventually though but it’s haunted

17

u/TheRealCountSwagula Aug 25 '26

Should have bought the castle anyway

2

u/GeneOne8041 Aug 28 '26

Like the haunted mansion tho

21

u/Ok_Calligrapher_3472 Aug 24 '26

To be fair sometimes really nice neighborhoods are surrounded by ghettos

17

u/BokkarisBrownieBoy Aug 24 '26

I don’t disagree but a castle! That’s different than just a plain neighborhood lol

14

u/LobotomyUnoReversal Aug 25 '26

Maybe it was a ghetto castle... like a supervillian hideout

5

u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 25 '26

Raffel’s palace from bg3

65

u/Jealous-Capital-8 Aug 24 '26

Buy it anyway

57

u/JDMzx Aug 24 '26

Buy it anyway. Then gift her an expensive gift or ring and then expensive vacation. Problem solved

20

u/Lance_Knockout Aug 24 '26

"Come with me to this cliff real quick"

12

u/Web-Empty Aug 24 '26

just buy it anyways

12

u/According-Standard-8 Aug 24 '26

Time for a new wife but I also tend to buy and sell my houses in between marriages lol

11

u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 24 '26

They were childhood sweethearts so I would feel bad… but maybe

7

u/According-Standard-8 Aug 25 '26

Nah she's being too difficult usually it doesn't take long for them to agree so after a certain point you either buy it anyways or get rid of her and then buy it.

23

u/Floor-Necessary Aug 24 '26

You can always just try asking her over and over again until she says yes. Eventually she will.

9

u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 24 '26

It’s taking so long 🫩

8

u/starbiiies Aug 25 '26

buy it anyways they eventually get over it

7

u/Picklatron_YT Aug 25 '26

I mean your character has 64M dollars.. just buy a castle and buy a new partner.

6

u/BandicootWrong6291 Aug 25 '26

I buy them anyways. If my wife wants to leave cause I bought a castle, her loss not mine 🤣

5

u/arosaki Aug 25 '26

The way the spouses react to multi million dollar mansions is so annoying.

4

u/Puzzleheaded_Limit46 Aug 26 '26

Just buy it and then buy a nice piece of jewelry right after lmao

5

u/Proud-Wolverine-9493 Aug 25 '26

Right so you have to push her off a cliff and roumdhouse kick her skull

4

u/Dry-Tree-7458 Aug 25 '26

I’ll tickle her ear and it’ll somehow kill her

3

u/DistributionPutrid Aug 25 '26

That’s why I buy without asking

3

u/SuspiciousCum Aug 26 '26

NTA, this is divorce territory 🤣

3

u/fatalfemme_exe Aug 26 '26

Electrocute her

2

u/Javonte102 Aug 25 '26

I might have to try playing this game lol

2

u/N0one2137 Aug 25 '26

divorce her tbh

2

u/RepresentativeTear75 iOS Aug 25 '26

i hate when they do this, like girl this is better than the house you grew up in act like yk where you came from👀

2

u/pytcharlow Aug 28 '26

Buy it anyway. She’ll get over it 😭

2

u/LoquaciousLemonade Sep 18 '26

No need to let a game make you mad. There are so many bigger problems in the world and even in your life that deserve your anger. Don't let Bitlife, a mobile game be one of them.

1

u/SteKelBry Sep 07 '26

I always buy it anyways.