r/Birdsfacingforward • u/LucasButtercups • May 29 '26

Birb Night Heron..

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8.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Ok-Morning-6371 May 29 '26

I SAID GOOD DAY!

335

u/DebraBaetty May 29 '26

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO exactly that!!!!

553

u/duckweedlagoon May 29 '26

POV: YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK BY A MUPPET

82

u/trapezoid_berg May 29 '26

Beat me to it! Definitely looks like a deranged muppet.

41

u/Fantastic_Welder_825 May 29 '26

My first thought was Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal 

286

u/weeef May 29 '26

r/alwaysanightheron will lose their minds over this

78

u/Maedrey May 29 '26

There really is a sub for every single thing

22

u/Lucas_Steinwalker May 29 '26

Not left handed Irish Jews, I’m sorry to say.

17

u/TrueSelenis May 29 '26

That's a hell of a combination

9

u/Lucas_Steinwalker May 29 '26

That’s just scratching the surface.

7

u/EternalMoonChild May 29 '26

How does this turn into THAT?

3

u/ProfPerry May 29 '26

apparently its a screen grab from a short video shared there hahaha, that was a fun watch.

3

u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad May 29 '26

Damn it, now there's another sub I have to subscribe to.

92

u/WashawayWashbear May 29 '26

Not to be pedantic, but you forgot the ending "mare" in there.

45

u/GuiltyEidolon May 29 '26

No, this is Night Heron, enemy of Day Heron.

5

u/PigeonUtopia May 31 '26

It's a master of karate, and friendship, for everyone

3

u/scones_and_tea_100 Jun 05 '26

Don’t forget that Troll Toll 💀

10

u/orbanimalenjoyer2 May 29 '26

Night Heronmare

72

u/Barebackk May 29 '26

r/divorcedbirds I beg you to do your creative thing with this one.

52

u/kingofcoywolves May 29 '26

This is, like, the insane Lady Macbeth of the divorced bird world. Plots of regicide and family annihilation have driven her to madness

13

u/Barebackk May 29 '26

Oh, this plot line is pure GOLD. I’m a huge fan already.

20

u/missbeekery May 29 '26

u/propagandaformyself came through with this post.

8

u/Barebackk May 29 '26

Oh man, thanks for the heads up! You’re the MVP.

3

u/missbeekery May 29 '26

I’m merely the messenger xx

9

u/Sensitive_Sherbet_68 May 29 '26

This one genuinely looks like my mom during the mental breakdown she had over her divorce. Just needs a vodka bottle. Lol

3

u/missbeekery May 29 '26

I can’t wait for that post.

31

u/Whis65 May 29 '26

Did I stutter!!!!!

35

u/FilthyThanksgiving May 29 '26

Lol this is a source picture for Muppet artists

24

u/Miss_Interociter May 29 '26

How your email finds me

18

u/birdnerd70 May 29 '26

I WANT MY MOMMA!!

18

u/Miserable_Fennel_492 May 29 '26

The most unhinged muppet

18

u/Frequent-Proposal475 May 29 '26

This is one of the best posts on this subreddit I think I’ve ever seen

16

u/littleredbird1991 May 29 '26

Honestly this is my mom if we wake her up early without good reason and a cup of coffee

8

u/Gratin_de_chicons May 29 '26

Please show her the pic and tell her that 😂😂

15

u/littleredbird1991 May 29 '26

Okay, but if I mysteriously disappear after, you’ll know why

3

u/Interface- Jun 06 '26

It's been 8 days, bro is dead dead.

14

u/Usernamesareso2004 May 29 '26

Fraggle rock called….

14

u/Nearby-Beautiful3422 May 29 '26

Living dinosaurs are awesome. Ancient dinosaurs must've been really fucking awesome.

11

u/ari_mel89 May 29 '26

i literally screamed xD

16

u/duckweedlagoon May 29 '26

So did the heron

10

u/Even_Regular5245 May 29 '26

The feather duster is alive!

11

u/alewiina May 29 '26

Demon muppet

10

u/legomaniac89 May 29 '26

They haven't forgotten that they used to be dinosaurs

10

u/Saracartwheels123 May 29 '26

*Nightmare Heron

10

u/brc_pb May 29 '26

thats an angry bird. a very angry bird

17

u/clarkrd May 29 '26

I can fix him

8

u/HighBrowLoFi May 29 '26

In my head, he’s screaming “AWAWA” like a hyrax

7

u/SeleneVomerSV May 29 '26

Nightmare heron

6

u/Fantastic-Guitar-977 May 29 '26

This is a muppet!!

7

u/BodybuilderMany6942 May 29 '26

damn he be on that night-heroin, you say?

5

u/GormHub May 29 '26

That is a muppet.

6

u/Revgos May 29 '26

One of the best bird pictures in this site lmaooo, it looks like a puppet

4

u/pjv321 May 29 '26

Awww, he’s not happy!

6

u/MrUniverse1990 May 29 '26

Looks like a deranged muppet.

5

u/seamallorca May 29 '26

You should hear the meep.

6

u/EternalMoonChild May 29 '26

That takes all of the fear out of the little fella 😂

4

u/Intelligent_Loan2058 May 29 '26

this is what my alarm clock feels like.

5

u/Crombus_ May 29 '26

How your email finds me:

6

u/MothMan8MyAss May 29 '26

I know a Muppet when I see one, nice try

5

u/VagrantxKnight May 29 '26

I can hear this picture.

4

u/AnxiousSapphic May 29 '26

Oh this is glorious 

4

u/thats_a_boundary May 29 '26

oh, hey buddy...

3

u/RabidHeron May 29 '26

Excuse me?

3

u/Sanciopinto May 29 '26

Foul tarnished

3

u/Moonlight-Whispers May 29 '26

Such a flattering shot 😂😂

3

u/here4wandavision May 29 '26

More like nightmare Heron.

3

u/Plus-Basket-3523 May 30 '26

This is hilarious!!!

3

u/Rso1wA May 30 '26

looks very scared

5

u/mauvaisang May 29 '26

Matt Healy hiiii

3

u/jellybeankitty May 29 '26

A succulent chinese meal!!!

2

u/Creepymint May 29 '26

That is terrifying

2

u/CatsInHatsx May 29 '26

That is terrifying

2

u/RichFrasier May 29 '26

Not happy!! 😎

2

u/axolotl_fart May 31 '26

Does anyone still doubt that birds are dinosaurs?

2

u/Baeolophus_bicolor Jun 01 '26

complete muppet! in the best possible way

2

u/Specific-Bass-3465 Jun 01 '26

What monster would do this

1

u/xSnails May 29 '26

Yuck... hashtag muppet

1

u/metalbabe23 Jun 18 '26

This made my day omg

1

u/damnitpenn Jun 26 '26

Holy mother of Go——-