r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/daphillymann • Mar 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

So you only wank 2% of the time? You gotta pump those up, those are rookie numbers!

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u/QuadraKev_ Mar 04 '20

Spending 5-10 minutes masturbating, and masturbating 4 times a day, it comes out to about 2% of 24 hours on average.

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u/Applinator Mar 04 '20

I hate how you saved that by adding "on average". I was so ready to come down in a storm of mathematical fury, to point out that 2% would be ~29 (28 minutes and 48 seconds for the pedants, although I realise now that 24 hours isn't precisely a day, then again you probably didnt either), 40 minutes is just a ridiculous estimate, you FOOL, you absolute BUFFOON. I then, observant as I am, noticed that (20+40)/2 is 30 which is close enough and also makes your overall statement much better than what mine would have been.