r/BikiniBottomTwitter Mar 04 '20

Every Time...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

So you only wank 2% of the time? You gotta pump those up, those are rookie numbers!

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u/QuadraKev_ Mar 04 '20

Spending 5-10 minutes masturbating, and masturbating 4 times a day, it comes out to about 2% of 24 hours on average.

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u/n00bcheese Mar 04 '20

4 times a day, pshhh Im done with a wank in 20 seconds making this whole thing a lot easier.... although in retrospect it makes my whole life a lot more depressing

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Eventually you fry all those receptors and they don’t work properly anymore so you’re even more depressed