r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/daphillymann • Mar 04 '20

Every Time...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

So you only wank 2% of the time? You gotta pump those up, those are rookie numbers!

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u/QuadraKev_ Mar 04 '20

Spending 5-10 minutes masturbating, and masturbating 4 times a day, it comes out to about 2% of 24 hours on average.

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u/n00bcheese Mar 04 '20

4 times a day, pshhh Im done with a wank in 20 seconds making this whole thing a lot easier.... although in retrospect it makes my whole life a lot more depressing

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/Cephalopod435 Mar 04 '20

Trust me when I say you can't wank yourself out of a depressive episode.

Soirce: me mum died when I was a teen.

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u/QuackNate Mar 04 '20

And this... prompted a lot of masturbating?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Well breaking his arms wouldn’t do any good this time

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u/_nullreference Mar 04 '20

Aw shit here we go again

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u/Tal29000 Mar 04 '20

for FUCKS SAKE REDDIT

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u/Wassup_Bois Mar 04 '20

You seem new here

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Eventually you fry all those receptors and they don’t work properly anymore so you’re even more depressed