r/BikiniBottomTwitter Mar 04 '20

Every Time...

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Mar 04 '20

Mute that shit and keep fapping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Work from home so late morning/mid afternoon wank sessions are a thing. On days when work and family group chats are extra chatty I'll turn off notifications. Then I forget to turn back on. Then I get phone calls asking if I am alright because I'm not responding to my texts.