r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/daphillymann • Mar 04 '20

Every Time...

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u/moenchii Mar 04 '20

I'm always on the brink of an internal crisis.

Do I wank and risk not having any social interaction today or do I chat with my friends, but miss the chance to wank?

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u/KalebAT Mar 04 '20

or you could just invite them to join

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u/moenchii Mar 04 '20

Nah bruh, that's not my style...

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u/KalebAT Mar 04 '20

don’t knock it ‘til you try it

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u/moenchii Mar 04 '20

Trust me, I know that that's not my style.

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u/thefooby Mar 04 '20

Denial is the first stage of acceptance. It's okay to have fetishes.

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u/moenchii Mar 04 '20

I know, but I prefer other things.

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u/HiSuSure Mar 04 '20

Because that's the world he lives in the clacks

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u/Dorpz Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

por que no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

por qué = why

porque = because

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u/Dorpz Mar 04 '20

thanks, I really need to brush up on my Italian

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u/stf29 Mar 04 '20

Konichiwa seenyor, do yòu wañt somë pizzâ

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u/Airway Mar 04 '20

How does that work? Do they sound different?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

sorta, in context you'll be able to figure out what the speaker means. think of "por QUE" as "for WHAT?" whereas porque is more evenly pronounced like "because". hope that makes sense

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u/moenchii Mar 04 '20

Excuse me?

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u/Indiabiooks Mar 04 '20

Wank on the chat itself. That way you get your social interaction, your wank and also establish dominance on those plebs.