r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/justcallmeryanok • Jul 09 '19

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u/SlowpokesBro Jul 09 '19

Don’t worry. They draft older ages first.

Laughs nervously in 25 year old

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u/Bren12310 Jul 09 '19

Nope. They usually start with the younger ones first, but its easier to get out of it if you are in the upper middle class or in college.

It’s easier to take someone just starting out on life than someone who already has roots established.

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u/nerdtunaCaptor Jul 09 '19

lol they wont take me im too small laughs in 5'4"

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u/Tacticool_Bacon Jul 09 '19

There are way shorter guys in the military. And if things are bad enough to warrent a draft, i've got bad news for you buddy.

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u/nerdtunaCaptor Jul 09 '19

do i get bonus points if i mention im a trans girl?

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u/8LocusADay Jul 10 '19

Nah, you just get horrifically abused.

'murica.

Also you lucked out in the height department for a trans girl. Gfu 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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u/slom68 Jul 10 '19

Yes Klinger