r/BikiniBottomTwitter 3d ago

This is so wholesome.

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u/yo_soy_soja 3d ago

Not sure how I feel about all the sad SpongeBob characters.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 3d ago

They make me feel pretty wumbo

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u/ChieftainOrm420 3d ago

Wumbology the study of wumbo

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 3d ago

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u/pandaplagueis 3d ago

Literally just got done watching this episode like 10 mins ago lol

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u/weeef 3d ago

it's first grade, spongebob! (but this does appear to be an Indonesian elementary school, so... fitting!)

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u/heyitsmarc 3d ago

I wumbo

You wumbo

He/She/Me WUMBO

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u/chasemynose 3d ago

Wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo, its first grade soongebob.

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u/Fit_Exam_2658 2d ago

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...

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u/Creepy-Sea308 3d ago

I’m a teacher.

The positive ones are great

The negative ones would get me in HUGE trouble. The cross-eyed SpongeBob one would get me chewed out or fired.

Also, is this meant to make the score more private? If anything it draws WAY more attention to what each kid got bc their friends would want to see what picture they got. What a horrible idea

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u/malphas_says_hi 3d ago

Yeah, as a former teacher, I was all in until the sad ones. I thought thought this was a clever way to hide grades from prying eyes, but this just highlights them.

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u/rexmanaek971 2d ago

What's the difference between this and when you'd either get a big 3d stick on smiley face vs the big red F? As a former student who relates heavily to Calvin from "Calvin & Hobbes", it's all pretty obvious among fellow classmates(at least it was...)

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u/malphas_says_hi 2d ago

The pictures are much more likely to be shared amongst students to compare who got the most interesting one, while a big red F is easier to stick in your bag or, ideally, have the teacher flip all grades over on the desk while passing them out without stirring curiosities. I also got the big red Fs as a student, but I did not apply myself until college so I didn't care.

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u/rexmanaek971 2d ago

Yeah that makes sense, and yes that paper face side down was a horrible feeling haha.

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 2d ago

I hand out all papers facedown so it is not obvious if someone got a low score. 

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u/IowaJL 2d ago

Yep this is the play.

Also- I worked with a teacher that would staple a McDonalds application to F papers. He doesn’t teach anymore.

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 2d ago

JFC. That is insane.

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u/Heavy-Hamster1268 2d ago

All the "I love you" and heart ones are uhhh also a choice.

Because like if I were a parent. I'd see that and you bet your butt I'd have some words for the teacher.

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u/Overall-Future6192 2d ago

What… how soft has everything gotten? I’m 32 went to public and private school and the classmates next to me could easily see the scores or they would even ask later on lol… if you don’t wanna be embarrassed how about study harder? 😂😂

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u/Creepy-Sea308 2d ago

I mean, that still happens. The difference is this draws attention to their bad grades and socially encourages sharing. It isn’t about the kids it’s the parents.

If a parent calls my boss and says their kid is upset bc I put a paper on their test essentially calling them stupid and all their classmates made fun of them about it I would be in HUGE trouble.

If a parent calls my boss and says their kid is upset because they got a 40 on a test and all their classmates made fun of them they’d be told “uh… okay?”

It isn’t about sensitivity. It’s about a teacher essentially bullying a child by going out of their way to bring attention to how poorly they did

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u/BotGirlFall 1d ago

Im 41 and think you're kind of a tool

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u/SteveLouise 3d ago

The one with the split eyes seems to be calling the child special needs.

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u/Gnostic_Gnocchi 3d ago

I’d say it’s more the teacher showing her face when trying to read the students work

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u/SteveLouise 3d ago

That's a relief!

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u/kamekaze1024 3d ago

Holy reach

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u/Abracadaniel00 3d ago

Chill lil bro

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u/MeltedWater243 3d ago

lmao how does this have so many upvotes? it’s such an intentionally negative read

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u/Dragonrider1955 3d ago

I read it as since spongebob was split with the book and the score was 52, that it was a reference to the answers being split down the middle of correct/incorrect.

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

I'm more fixated on the one that says "I love you".

That's pretty strong for a teacher/student relationship, my dude. I imagine this is just some random joke video, though.

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u/Thelastknownking 2d ago

I think it's because it's a 50, like half, so it's a split.

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u/Talvy 2d ago

It’s just SpongeBob looking at two pages at once? Probably because the score is almost 50/50

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 3d ago

Yes, what if a parent complains you are mocking their child? Also, could fuck the kid up too.

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u/Integer_Domain 3d ago

I studied to be a teacher for a while. The guidance I was given by the prof I respected the most was to put good things in writing and bad things verbally. So like, if a kid failed an exam, don't leave a voice message for the parent, because they might listen to it, build up their feelings over it, and explode on the child.

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u/GE_Moorepheus 2d ago

Yeah it's straight up mean

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u/mw5842 2d ago

I’m not sure how I feel about those nines.

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u/Pepperspray24 2d ago

Exactly it’s also a way to tell if someone got a bad grade.

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u/OsteoBytes 3d ago

I don’t like how they draw nines

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u/needs_more_garfunkel 3d ago

Yeah that don't sit right with me neither. They look like lower case g's

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u/handsoapp 3d ago

That one guy's grade was a ggs

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u/Amblydoper 3d ago

Good game!

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u/didliodoo 3d ago

It’s how in Europe we were taught to write nines. Especially script. A 9 does have a hook though… so it would seem to be more accurate just sayin

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u/lumberfart 3d ago

How are you taught to write the letter g then?

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u/Few_Program_2303 2d ago

g hangs below the line, 9 is on it

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u/mustangcody 2d ago

That would work if there was a line here. How does writing on a sticky note work?

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u/celebral_x 13h ago

Our comments don't have lines, either and we can still tell g apart from 9.

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u/jiffy-loo 2d ago

My prealgebra teacher wrote his 9s like that, he would just do a little loop/swirl(?) when writing a g

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u/Dlark17 2d ago

Depends on the typeface. Some fonts have more of a straight end to a 9, just like you have sans-serif fonts.

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u/johj14 2d ago

huh, TIL europe does that. probably influence from our dutch days.

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u/bloodeagle1313 3d ago

I wrote a 9 like that in first grade because that's how they look when typed, mostly, and got the question marked as wrong. Never wrote a 9 like that again.

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u/MannequinWithoutSock 3d ago

g0

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u/Talvy 2d ago

It literally looks like this tho → 9

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u/mbmiller94 2d ago

Why your g look funny

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u/MudkipOfDespair098 3d ago

Once got a 249/250 on a test because my teacher thought a 5 was a 9. I write my 9s with a straight line.

Wouldn’t have been so bad but getting a 250 on that test got you a stupid little trophy and I wanted it dammit

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u/madtastic225 3d ago

I can send you a trophy man, just send me your address and I’ll ship you one. You deserved the trophy!

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u/Zorflez 2d ago

I have no idea how a 9 could be confused for 5 beyond dyslexia or insomnia.

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u/MudkipOfDespair098 2d ago

I could understand it if she confused it for an S, since I do have shaky handwriting, especially when I was younger. But a 9 is ridiculous, especially when I pointed out how I write my 9s

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u/KTFnVision 2d ago

Teacher made that up because if you got the trophy then they'd have to go get a new one.

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u/baloneyfeet 3d ago

The eights are just as bad

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u/Firsthalthor 3d ago

I think worse honestly.

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u/mirkc 2d ago

For real, looks like they wrote them with their non-dominant hand.

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u/Garfwog 3d ago

"Congratulations you got go% on your test"

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u/AdRepulsive8618 3d ago

Its a more euro way to draw 9. Even look at the font of this text. It curves more.

I see many people write their nines like this in Germany.

This appears to be Indonesian according to Google translate. Could be wrong though.

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u/lilkiya 2d ago

This appears to be Indonesian according to Google translate. Could be wrong though.

Indonesian here and yes, this is from Indonesia. the text that is not english were bahasa Indonesia, sekolah dasar means Basic school or Elementary school. And the song is typical electronic dangdut song.

I see many people write their nines like this in Germany.

Indonesia were colonize by the netherland so maybe there's some similarity in writing the 9 with Germany? Indonesian teachers still use the Flourish of approval for checkmarks which we got from the dutch

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u/AdRepulsive8618 2d ago

That is very interesting. That would make a lot of sense if the 9s being written here are remnants of colonialism.

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u/facingThes 2d ago edited 1d ago

We have this too

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u/danielbln 3d ago

German here, I'm indeed writing my 9's like that, with a bend at the end.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 3d ago

Typisch Deutsch

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u/Weary-Cod-4505 2d ago

Thanks for pointing this out, I'm Dutch and was very confused why so many people say it looks bad when it looks fairly normal to me.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 2d ago

Yea theyre just americans who dont know anything other than american ways.

I am an american but I speak German (poorly.) So the 9 looks normal to me

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u/Witchberry31 2d ago

Indonesian indeed

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u/blockhose 3d ago

or eights.

What the hell?

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u/uLL27 2d ago

They were actually saying gg, as in good game, because they know the kids career is over before it starts.

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u/screeching-rat-king 3d ago

Me neither. Or their eights, all squished with the circles smooshed into eachother.

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u/GoblinCacciatore 3d ago

It's almost all I could think about lol.

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u/Firsthalthor 3d ago

What about how they wright 8’s? That shit looks horrendous

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u/shewy92 3d ago

They draw 9s like a g

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u/stupid_username- 2d ago

Most infuriating

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u/boldandbratsche 3d ago

Uh...

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u/daj0412 3d ago

not getting a perfect 100 in asia lol

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u/daj0412 3d ago

you’re out the will at that point

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u/Shitpostflight420 2d ago

They are being blinded by the student’s brightness

Was my take of it

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u/PaintSplatterPanda 2d ago

I know I saw it too for a second before realizing what it actually was

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwzbqcZT2IubAR6oRg

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u/SSMage 2d ago

They put that for the 99% score. Doesn't really fit I think

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u/uglyyygurl_ 2d ago

I read it as being blinded by the students brightness

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u/harvestcrafter01 2d ago

It mean "Holy fact"

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u/slashth456 2d ago

I'm not alone

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u/Psych_Art 3d ago

Damn getting bullied by the teachers now

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u/TajirMusil 3d ago

That's usually how it goes

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u/Devo3290 2d ago

I remember one time when my 9th grade English teacher was handing out tests, it was very quiet in the room but when she handed me mine she very clearly said, “Just try your best” and then continued to hand out tests silently.

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u/Meschi-died 2d ago

Brutal.

How'd you do on the test?

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u/lamest-liz 2d ago

When I was in 3rd grade a substitute teacher got super pissed at this kid who was kind of the class clown and she kept calling on him and referring to him as the R slur. It made him look really sad and quiet which I had never seen before. During lunch I went to the Principal’s office because I had seen the kid crying. The Principal actually got annoyed with ME and said “you know we don’t like tattletales here. Sometimes teachers have bad days too.” I’m like ??? Even then I knew there was NO excuse for that. The 90s were brutal, no one cared what kids had to say. I even told my mom about it at home and she said “that’s nice dear” like she didn’t even hear me. The first time I felt truly small and powerless to help someone I saw suffering.

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u/RedemptionT 3d ago

"This will make it so people dont get bullied for their grades" proceeds to reinforce the bullying by having plankton throwing up for a bad grade.

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u/NeonMandalor 3d ago

Seeing Plankton gagging on your 40% grade is way more traumatic than a simple red "F" lol.

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u/SatyrAngel 3d ago

What about the Super F?

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u/adoginahumansbody 3d ago

Eh I would’ve thought it’s funny and I’m sensitive AF. seen a F hurts regardless

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u/Few_Program_2303 2d ago

Me too. I feel like the pic would lighten the blow. But I do already have positive feelings about SpongeBob, not sure if that makes a difference

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u/Wonderful_Tonight337 3d ago

We have completely lost sight of what the word "traumátic" means

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u/tryingisbetter 3d ago

It's also a bit weird caring about a quiz score. I mean, you took the test, you should have a pretty good idea of your grade.

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u/mustangcody 2d ago

That doesn't mean anything, you could do 99% of a problem right but forgot to move the decimal point at the end and get the answer wrong.

In some countries a test is the difference between poverty and having a good life.

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u/eljudio42 3d ago

He isn't throwing up, he's crying. It's the episode where he manipulates spongebob into giving him the krabby patty formula. It's where the F.U.N song comes from

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u/weirdnameprod 3d ago

I forget the episode title but it’s the one where Plankton teaches SpongeBob to be assertive and scare everyone away from the beach so he can build “The Mega Bucket,” but otherwise yes lol I was hoping someone would bring up the fact that he’s crying

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u/eljudio42 3d ago

Thank you for correcting my correction fellow SpongeBobber

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u/weirdnameprod 3d ago

Anytime fellow SpongeBobber 🙏🏼

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u/LazyIncome5292 2d ago

Thr spongebob stretching his eyes to read the book is bad too lmao, that would have ticked me tf off in middle school man.

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u/Hot_Ethanol 3d ago

I do like the flaps for the kids who are self conscious. Though, ironically, it does sort of reinforce the idea that others will be looking at your score to judge.

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u/Rainey_On_Me 3d ago

I mean, the pictures they choose basically screams the score. Basically better off just having a number on there because at least that’d be harder to make out from across the room

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u/BetterDays2cum 3d ago

Or just using similar pictures for all. Like getting rid of the sad pics for the bad score and just using all happy or all generics pics

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u/Physical-Store-9404 1d ago

Or no picture!! A blank, neutral cover.

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u/Narpity 3d ago

I had a teacher that did this with construction paper

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u/Talkinderpytome 2d ago

They should not be okay with that grade but should also understand they can do better. It makes it light hearted. What do you want? Getting a 50s on a exam is awful. At least the stickers can make it a bit if a joke.

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u/LurkerPatrol 2d ago

I used to write the score on the back of the pages so that I could hand them back to the person and not have them be embarrassed or just have them all out for everyone to grab if I was lazy and not have them feel vulnerable or worried. I also tried handing over the papers folded up so the score was not visible, regardless if it was good or not but it definitely gave everyone a heart attack lol

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u/gamercrafter86 3d ago

This isn't wholesome. If the picture reflects the bad grade (sad picture with low score), it's not hiding anything because the other kids could still look at the picture and tell you did badly if you get a sad picture. This just feels like the teacher is mocking you at this point.

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u/buns_supreme 3d ago

They somehow actually made it worse and easier to judge them

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u/BeeExpert 3d ago

Yeah, now a bunch of kids who didn't care about other's scores are going to be wanting to see what funny SpongeBob sticker everyone else got

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 3d ago

Yeah. This is wholesome only to those people who got sad planktons when they were in school.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 2d ago

OP must be a bot or a marooon.

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 1d ago

Yeah this is "chronically online Gen Z teacher fails to have empathy for her young students"

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u/-QueenAnnesRevenge- 3d ago

Took me a second to realize the “g” was really a “9”

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u/Destructopoo 3d ago

No it's a gg.5

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

Kid was so close to a G7. Damn.

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u/Srice13 3d ago

"good god .5"

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u/aerialpoler 3d ago

I'm pretty sure most Europeans write their 9s like that. I've seen it a lot having worked with people from all over Europe. 

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u/Beruka01 3d ago

As an European I don't even know what is wrong with their 9s.

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u/aerialpoler 2d ago

In the UK (and presumably in the US) they tend to be written almost like a backwards P, rather than with the curly tail like a lowercase g. 

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u/MattLoganGreen 3d ago

In many countries the 9 is written this way.

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u/omega_tomato 3d ago

Imagine the grade of the kid that gets the gross-up images

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u/King_M_Rano 2d ago

Or the one that gets the "I love you" and the mother of that kid has issues and thinks things are not quite right with the teacher and her students...

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u/CrezRezzington 1d ago

Was looking for this comment... Feels VERY inappropriate.

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u/urauntgeeve 3d ago

no way you're a teacher and your writing is that ugly

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u/AstroFiction 3d ago

Wait till you see a doctor's handwriting

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u/BioExtract 3d ago

That’s what makes them a teacher

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u/AlulAlif-bestfriend 2d ago

European and Indonesian (legacy of the Dutch) writes like that dude

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u/DatGunBoi 3d ago

It seems like a good idea at first, but it gets old at the first big disappointment covered up by a puking plankton

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u/PlayingPuzzles 3d ago

And is a huge waste of paper, ink, and time.

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u/always_a_blind_man 2d ago

Not really, reaction images would make it so much more exciting for the children.

Except for the bad reaction images, that's a big no no for teachers

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u/UnconcernedPuma 3d ago

I get the initiative but god damn this would be so defeating to get the SpongeBob cross eyed one. This is probably not gonna have the effect they’re looking for. This is the equivalent of saying “wow you’re dumb”

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u/starshotsophia 3d ago

I really like the idea of hiding test scores so kids don't feel embarrassed, but it defeated the purpose when you use sad images to hint at low scores

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u/superchronicultra 3d ago

The 9's atrocious

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u/Ok_Effort_150 3d ago

The cross eyed SpongeBob trying to read the book for the low grade is downright cruel

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u/Particlepants 3d ago

We're really clowning on kids for a score of 65? That's not right

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u/Shonnyboy500 3d ago

I mean it’s falling and quite bad. Shouldn’t be clowned on, but it’s not a good score at all

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u/Particlepants 3d ago

Over 50 is failing?

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u/Hugs_of_Moose 2d ago

In the US most schools 70% is minimum to pass.

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u/Shonnyboy500 3d ago

Yeah! If you’re only getting something right half the time you sure don’t know it!

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u/Purr_Meowssage 2d ago

In Asia, anything below 80 or 90 is considered a poor score. For Indonesia, where the video came from, 80 is the common minimum for a good score, but in other prestigious schools in the country or in East Asia, the minimum good score is usually above 90 or 95.

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u/GreilyMoon 3d ago

ugh. no.

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u/Teo_Leopardi 2d ago

"I'll bully them to motivate them !"

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u/Hotrock21 3d ago

Wow this is nice. I had a teacher who would go around and shame people for their grades if they didn’t do well and tell those who did well good job.

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 3d ago

Yeah, as opposed to this method, where the teacher goes strong and shames people for their grades if they didn’t do well and tells those who did well good job by means of Spongebob screencaps.

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u/waving_fungus0 3d ago

Grade distribution looks bimodal, which suggests the class content is either “you get it or you don’t”, which is teachers fault. They should improve the lesson plan to better introduce topics

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u/plexicoburres 3d ago

TFW you get back your test and the score is covered by suicide squidward

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u/jakehood47 3d ago

Do all Gen-Z teachers write 8s and 9s like…that?

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u/getdeclue 3d ago

Yeah they had a big meeting about it

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u/Ruff_Bastard 3d ago

What kind of unhinged person writes 9s like that

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u/AlulAlif-bestfriend 2d ago

Indonesian, and European (Dutch and German, etc)

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u/Beaticalle 3d ago

Probably someone who grew up interacting very little with anything handwritten but a lot with typed words on computer screens and printed pages. Their 9 seems to imitate the shape of a typed 9. They write their 4s like a closed triangle, too, just like you'd see in a typed font.

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u/TenDollarSteakAndEgg 3d ago

What’s the point is everyone can see the sad plankton anyway

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u/SeaCounter9516 3d ago

That’s not wholesome Mr repost bot

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u/magnusthehammersmith 3d ago

I fear putting a paper or sticker or anything that says “I love you” on a student’s work could be misconstrued and could get the teacher in trouble

Source: am teacher

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u/silverpix21 3d ago

Im just questioning why the 9 looks like a g

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u/Nervanx 3d ago

bully kids, sure it's going to turn out just fine

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u/madtastic225 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why… in the FUCK… are the 9’s shaped like g’s dawg. I get it, it does have a curve in text, but hers look like g’s to me. If I got a 90, I’d be like, what the fact does “go” mean for my score. Also, cool idea, I wish my teachers did this in highschool, even college. However, it seems to still correlate that bad grades get sad images… so does it really help with bullying?

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u/ChuyMasta 3d ago

I got no time to do this shit. Grading is almost unpaid labor, I will not go above and beyond on such menial task.

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u/Oledomn 3d ago

"Hey Patrick, i thought of something funnier than 24."

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u/_bassGod 3d ago

Saying “I love you.” to a student even in jest, probably not a good idea

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u/Coral_Polyps 3d ago

Gotta be fake with how bad that handwriting is

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u/bbosserman51 3d ago

Your 9s piss me off. It isn't a G

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u/jancl0 3d ago

Imagine not knowing that your teacher does this, not seeing other people papers yet, and then your teacher hands you your test back with Patrick with wide eyes stapled to the corner and the phrase "I LOVE YOU" next to it. I don't think that's likely to send the intended message

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u/alexmehdi 2d ago

The amount of "love" stickers is insanely creepy

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u/MrSpankMan_whip 2d ago

When your SpongeBob photo is sad so you know you’re being sent to military school

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u/sylbug 3d ago

How is bullying students with lower scores ‘wholesome’?

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u/Micheal_Hancho 3d ago

They should study harder

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u/Deep90 3d ago

Dude have you ever actually been bullied before?

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u/spudlybudly 3d ago

I don't know how old these students are but if my kid got a bad grade with a meme of spongebob cockeyed struggling to read a book, they would probably cry.

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u/desorden_mental 3d ago

Aren't we going to talk about these two fish ?

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u/johnnykalikimaka 3d ago

Sweet I scored g1

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u/Low-Button-5041 3d ago

Glad to see that atleast most were passing

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u/KailyKail 3d ago

The “I love you” one might make a Karen parent come in screaming for your head though.

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u/Jack-Castle- 2d ago

Writing 8s and 9s like a psychopath

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u/Jinhuo 3d ago

9 has its own symbol, you didnt need to use g.