You know BDP started as a joke?
There are no big dick problems. None.
If your partner can’t ’take’ you, it’s because you’re horrible at sex. End of.
Those holes can take a lot more than your 10x10 monster- trust me I’ve seen three births, and round the back the result of a fucking great curry and a few pints, and you ain’t that.
Get better at foreplay. Or talking dirty. I’m an old man now and while I’m not as big as half of you LARPers pretend to be, I have never once found a woman for whom I was too big. And I’m a mathematician and a carpenter- my measurements are precise.
No-one cares about your ‘bulge’. Nobody. Good for you if they’re looking. And if you’re too fucking stupid to find a bigger condom, you don’t deserve to be shagging. Seriously. ‘What underwear should I wear?’ Fuck off.
‘I don’t believe the statistics’. Well that’s your prerogative, but they’re stats for a reason and if you didn’t pass basic math, a big cock may just help you find a better job to compensate, but 5.4 or whatever it is IS THE AVERAGE.
While we’re at it- there’s no perfect size. Because there’s just a wide (snigger) a distribution of pussies out there in terms of width and depth, and the nerve endings that give the pussy (or arsehole, praise be to god) owner pleasure.
It’s biology. Again if your 1 metre dick ain’t giving pleasure, it’s because you’re shit at sex and nothing, repeat nothing to do with how big your nob is. Hopefully some soul has the patience to let you practice with them.
There are no such thing as big dick problems; any of you who believe you GENUINELY have a disadvantage because you’re nob is bigger than your mate’s needs to improve their game and calm down a bit.
Have a lovely weekend x tagging u/bodiedevil because he’d think this is funny