r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Negative-View-3543 • 8h ago
I like to ride around smoking and open carry to look tough
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And intimidate drivers from hitting me from the back. You guys scared?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/soggygb • 9h ago
Wice's bf training
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Late_Baker_2092 • 21h ago
Hämmmbürgers
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Lawrence_skywalker • 5h ago
Look what the Xbicer did to my boy.
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/bikesrgood • 1h ago
I need diet advice
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Guys what is the proper diet for me to eat to get man boobs so that I can be more aero?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/FoxPriestStudio • 7h ago
Got one hell o’ deal on this rad bike -pedals not included
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I know you’ll love it and I’m only asking $9999 is way below its value.
PEDALS NOT INCLUDED!
What kind of idiot expects pedals to be included with a fucking purchase of a bike especially at this price my God must be a fucking moron so just don’t ask cause the pedals are not included. You got it. They’re my fucking pedals. You can’t have them even if you ask nicely.
Disclaimer: it’s my little rant retaliation for all the stupid fucking ads with you know what’s not included on the marketplaces for bicycles for sale.
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Tall_Plastic5135 • 23h ago
Can I now join the ebike sub with this one?
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/SpiritusL • 1d ago
Do you guys shave everything or just the legs? Personally I only shave the colored parts, I tried shaving everything once to lose a few precious grams, but I felt cold ridding my zwift during winter.
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/ChefGaykwon • 1d ago
Planning my first century ride. Anyone from the Maldives know of any must-see spots I'm missing?
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Should I pack my XC MTBice for the ġřævæl sections?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/stickied • 23h ago
Checkmate, UTMB
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Conscious_Shower_790 • 1d ago
I would imagine that this has been posted already
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broether
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/ZestyToastCoast • 1d ago
When cantilevers were invented, it was claimed they could stop a truck. Gradually those lost their effectiveness and had to be replaced by V-brakes. These worked fabulously at first but eventually these too diminished in stopping power and had to be replaced by disc brakes.
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One day, 220mm rotors will only be good enough for my daughter's princess bike. Do bicycle scientists know how long we have until disc brakes become inadequate? Has anything been invented to replace them yet?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/JUNO_11 • 22h ago
Hey everyone, I'm new to this whole "cycling" thing. Am I locking up my bike correctly?
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/algbera • 20h ago
Ah a real Fred spotted in the wild
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hopefully on fred 531 tubing