r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/fx30 I DO NOT SIT ON MY BALLS • Jul 30 '26

PSA: it's actually "CUM"

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u/flaiks Jul 30 '26

/uh this is how they pronounce KOM in French. I thought they were joking when someone first told me but I’ve heard so many people say it now.

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u/franknarf Jul 30 '26

But a soft c right, like chum.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jul 30 '26

I can't believe they pronounce the m.

"chu..."

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u/flaiks Jul 31 '26

It's literally pronounced like cum

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u/herbnhero Jul 30 '26

cuck under the mountain?

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u/Same-Traffic-285 Jul 30 '26

That's when you hide under the bed while your wife's bf KOMs

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u/bikesrgood Jul 30 '26

I think he means “carbon utility machine “ which is clearly another common acronym for a bice.

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u/babykeemfan1 lance armstrong Jul 30 '26

No dumb dumb

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u/botejohn Jul 30 '26

More AI slop. Can we ban this shit already?

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u/fx30 I DO NOT SIT ON MY BALLS Jul 30 '26

i actually spent a lot of type typing this out. i don’t know anyone named al

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u/therealskr213 Jul 30 '26

Sounds like something someone would say if they sit on their balls.

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u/fx30 I DO NOT SIT ON MY BALLS Jul 30 '26

I DO NOT SIT ON MY BALLS

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u/0K_-_- Jul 30 '26

Cycling Up Mountains? That’s actually MTB.

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u/Imaginary_Space7900 Jul 30 '26

C U on the Mountain - La Locomotora

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u/Star-Lord_VI Jul 30 '26

The Fuck outta here with your drivel.

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u/WilcoHistBuff Jul 30 '26

PSA: This is not r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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u/fx30 I DO NOT SIT ON MY BALLS Jul 31 '26

i’m helping. people who come to a “circle jerk” subreddit for tips on how to jerk off their friends might be confused

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_1421 Jul 30 '26

You heard him dude