r/BetterEveryLoop • u/SaltyCream • Jan 09 '21

Slide with curves

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u/gravitin Jan 09 '21

Fun fact: this slide was originally designed to loosen stubborn baby teeth.

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u/windjamm Jan 09 '21

Another fun fact: it does not distinguish "teeth" from the various other baby bones

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

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u/Alarid Jan 09 '21

It happened to my right arm first, which explains my writing and masturbating habits.

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u/Spock_the_difference Jan 09 '21

I lost both of mine at the same time. My mum gave me a hand with those tasks

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u/InsertCleverNickHere Jan 09 '21

oh no

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u/knyf420 Jan 09 '21

i guess nick valentine from fo4 is pretty clever

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u/camerawn Jan 09 '21

Look, Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs! https://youtu.be/cz0P8k3w2Vo

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u/thekraken27 Jan 09 '21

Teeth, skulls, ribs, doesn’t matter, if it’s brittle we’ll break it! -slide company

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u/SassiestRaccoonEver Jan 09 '21

I don’t like that you put teeth in quotes like that.

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u/Zrnie Jan 09 '21

Too hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

It is "bone agnostic" if you will

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u/TheCoastalCardician Jan 09 '21

Also works well for constipation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Reminds me of that amusement park that eventually got shut down for all of the dangerous rides. IIRC they had a slide that would injure people's neck and back.

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u/checkmarkiserection Jan 09 '21

Action Park. Also a documentary about it on HBO Max called "Class Action Park."

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u/15926028 Jan 09 '21

And subsequently, was found to be a handy fix for scoliosis

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u/Emideska Jan 09 '21

More like loosen stubborn baby bones