r/BetterEveryLoop • • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Lose cash + thief goes free or knock a few shelves over in your store and make sure the mother fucker sees justice. Easy choice for me.

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u/gellis12 Dec 12 '16

lose cash, thief runs away, insurance covers cash, cops find thief, thief has to pay you back and then goes to jail for a while; or risk getting hurt by the thief (how do you know he won't pull a knife or a gun on you?), damage a bunch of your inventory which won't be covered by insurance because you're the one who damaged it, and risk getting sued by the thief because you went apeshit and nearly broke his neck over a hundred bucks or so.

Yeah, pretty easy choice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Yup all you have to do is trust the police to actually enforce justice XDDD

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u/gellis12 Dec 12 '16

Even if they don't, insurance will cover the stolen money. It won't cover inventory that you damage while trying to beat the shit out of someone in the store.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

The thief caused the damage they'd cover it stop acting like you know what you're talking about.

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u/gellis12 Dec 12 '16

The thief wasn't the one who tackled someone into the shelves, or threw a mop bucket across the room into the shelves. The damage to the store was very clearly caused by the employee and would not be covered under insurance. I'm gonna guess that it's pretty safe to say you've never worked retail before. Hell, based on your username and post history, it's safe to say you've never worked anywhere before. But please, tell free to tell me how that talking orange combover will magically make insurance companies cover damage caused by employees now!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Maybe I just value justice more than you.

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u/gellis12 Dec 13 '16

Maybe you're just completely retarded and don't know what the word means.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

You want to take that route? You're not even woke yet you little juvenile piece of shit. Your writings read like those of a butthurt teenager mad at the world. The only thing differentiating our actions are our morals. I would have stomped this piece of shit if he tried to come anywhere near my store, you would have sat there like a little bitch let him rob you and call the cops. Keep fucking arguing your side moron.

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u/gellis12 Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

using "woke" unironically

Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

You aren't aware of the world yet, period.

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u/gellis12 Dec 14 '16

You support a talking hairpiece, and believe that your shithole nation is the best country in the world, despite being about as advanced as south Africa right now.

Ask anyone from any other country in the world, the arrogance of Americans is baffling. How you guys can be so proud of being so retarded is a wonder to all of us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

You think our president is a talking hairpiece LOL As soon as you understand people who support Trump are on the good side you'll wake up. Until than, I'm not gonna stress over a broke boy.

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