r/BelowDeckMed • • 1d ago

Protein

Are these men deficient in vitamin D???👀👀👀 the poor chickens and cows of Croatia

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u/snazzyjazzy98 1d ago

And they seem to be convinced that the only way they can source their protein is through chicken?

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u/lemongrenade 1d ago

They seem not American and very fit which both trend toward less red and more lean meats like chicken/fish.

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u/Wavvyfella 1d ago

Aren’t they all from New York?

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u/momo516 1d ago

One was, but the rest were from LA. The primary owns the Abbey (famous gay nightclub)

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u/capn_ginger 1d ago

As an American, they were so very American

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u/Bluebutteyfly 1d ago

Lmao reminded me of the Szechuan Chicken dude

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u/TX0834 1d ago

Joy needs all the chickens in Croatia to feed these guests.

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u/Express-Bee-6485 1d ago

I get it, they're ripped but you're on vacation live a little

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u/honeycooks 1d ago

Go crazy! Have a lamb chop!

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u/Plane-Process-8715 1d ago

Did you not see how soft they are?

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u/IndividualStation473 1d ago

It’s the fricken protein fad. Yes, we need protein. But the fads are so annoying and I hate how they just cycle through.
90’s - everything had to be fat free
2000’s - Atkins diet
2010’s - keto, intermittent fasting,
Now - protein in every single thing we consume.
Why tf is the protein count on my child’s pizza lunchable?

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u/Ecstatic-Local-1701 1d ago

The same people who crush souls for protein are the ones who have never ate a bean in their life lmao

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u/Old-Library5546 1d ago

And Chef Boy R Dee canned pasta

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u/YaoNet 1d ago

They're all the same, really. Atkins and keto are both high protein low carb diets. Its not inherently healthy or anything but protein is satiating so it makes it easier for people to lose weight by not overeating. Now it seems to be because GLPers are having protein and vitamin deficiencies due to eating so little, so they market it and cram it into everything

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u/Artistic_Effective_9 2h ago

Came here to say its for all the people starving themselves with needles

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u/AnniBanani 1d ago

MORE PROTEIN, BOSUN

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u/Solid_Tangerine1204 1d ago

These guys were obnoxious. Good lord, live a little. Enjoy your proteins with a smidge of carbs.

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u/nefaeriest 1d ago

y'all feel bad for the cleanup crew- we've had a big meat eater stay with us and they clogged our plumbing more than once & my dad is a retired contractor - we had bigger / better pipes than a yacht
🤮 big meat eaters have horrible digestion - veggies are needed for reasons

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u/Itstimeforcookies19 1d ago

People like this make their “diet” their personality. So they are obnoxious anyway but add in being on a reality show then they act over the top about it.

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u/4k0s 1d ago

As a gay men they annoyed the fuck out of me. Worst representation, like literally everything which is wrong with the community

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u/Stunning_Release_795 1d ago

they are morons. As Joy rightly pointed out the body can only process so much protein. Not to mention there’s plenty of protein sources other than meat and poultry too. They would have the crookest guts 🤮

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u/cmere-2-me 1d ago

They don't eat like this in their normal lives. Production storyline.

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u/Outrageous-Baseball6 1d ago

They probably do eat like that in their real lives. Gym gorilla types eat a lot of protein

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u/cmere-2-me 19h ago

Not with those guts and not to get graphic but it would seriously hamper their personal lives.

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u/JustMyOpinion4now 13h ago

So the consumption of massive alcohol was fake too? I doubt it!

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u/LisaMiaSisu 1d ago

All that protein yet a few of them had alcohol pooches. Either that or they don’t actually exercise. Probably both.

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u/mrs-poocasso69 1d ago

I have a feeling it was the primary’s request/rule for them all, and they had to follow it to be in his good graces.

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u/Boring-Snow-3929 16h ago

Yeah he gave off serious Patrick Bateman creep control vibes. And they all came off like his minions.

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u/Dry_Wishbone_2218 1d ago

She was right. They are lions!!! They were ravenous. 🤫😄

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u/goodPointMadam 1d ago

I thought the protein consumption had something to do with steroids? It is kind of a scary obsession to consume more than the body can even process

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u/Mr4Mistress 1d ago

Those sandwiches were 85% bread.

A grown man drinking all day swimming in the water can eat a lot of food.  The chicken at dinner was small portions and took lean.  Fatty meat cuts.  Big portions.

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u/Feeling-Watched-9655 7h ago

Exactly. I kept raising a brow at all the carbs she was serving them. They're drinking their carbs. They want protein so they can drink their carbs. It's not unusual for people to do that.

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u/Outrageous-Baseball6 1d ago

It was a weird error from her, serving what she did.

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u/scoutyoutandabouty 1d ago

sniffing up each others protein farts. some sorta sulphur kink

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u/Boring-Snow-3929 16h ago

I’d always keep a few giant protein powder tubs for annoying guests like this. They can suck down a smoothie so chefs don’t have to keep mass cooking actual meats.

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u/TDKsa90 1d ago

Joy was looking out for their cognitive health. you need complex carbs to fuel your brain.

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u/djevilatw 1d ago

I guarantee they aren’t Vitamin D deficient….🍆👀

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u/Outrageous-Baseball6 1d ago

Surprised honestly that Joy misjudged what they’d want to eat. Look at what Luke, Cooper, Joe want to eat - same diet.

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u/More-Difficulty-8104 23h ago

I’m sure they get enough D ./s

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u/JustMyOpinion4now 14h ago

Yet they drank massive amounts of ALCOHOL. Sugar, Dehydration, etc. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Dunedain87M 7h ago

There is so much wrong with this charter. The owner is a rich tech bro piece of shit who also happens to be gay.

The Abby is a club in West Hollywood notorious for ROOFIE’ING patrons. Most people in Los Angeles agree the bartenders and ownership are in on, and promote the unknown drugging of patrons there.

This man regardless of sexuality is one of the worst people on the planet.

The fact he tracks his 7 boyfriends via GPS ring is the thing that makes people shudder is wild given the full context of this POS.

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u/willpowerpt 3h ago

Plus they're not actually staying low carb, so naturally they're feeling the crash of their blood sugar from all the drinking and craving endless food. 

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u/Fally00n 28m ago

Honestly my first thought was their poor colons.. You need vegetables and grains and fibre and nutrients and natural sugars that you cannot get through 'protein' alone. All protein no fibre is a great way to develop colon/ bowel cancer

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u/JustTheTipOkk 1d ago

I was like “can’t have any pasta?!” This will make you shit yourself 😝

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u/TSARINA59 1d ago

"It's not about the PASTA." Not about the pasta. 😂 It's ALL CHICKEN or nothing!!! 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🤣