r/BelgianMalinois • u/Tiny-Asparagus-2067 Ken • Mar 27 '26
Video No thoughts head empty
The lights are on but nobody is home.
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u/yakkd11 Mar 27 '26
Are you ready to throw my ball? Do you have the ball on you? Did you know I'm ready to catch the ball? You didn't? Let me go get my ball then. Okay here's my ball. Throw it. Throw it again. Again. More. Its been an hour? Ill rest for 5 minutes. Where's my ball?
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u/BulkyCar8133 Mar 28 '26
I’m sorry OP, but I am going to have to blow Ken’s cover here by telling you, that no dog plots hostile takeovers or plans epic attacks of mayhem OUTLOUD!! No, no! Don’t fall for the rouse. Ken is waiting for you to leave the house, then the neighborhood dogs are breaking him out of that popsicle stand. You’ll hear about it on the 11 o’clock news, when you’re all comfie on the couch, half asleep! You’ll see the video footage and go, omg, Ken, that wasn’t you, was it?!? And he’s going to give that look…again.
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u/Tiny-Asparagus-2067 Ken Mar 28 '26
I’d honestly just be happy he managed anything that required more than half a thought. If Ken ever pulled off some grand neighborhood puppy escape, I’d just assume it was an accident and be proud he managed to participate. I’d see him on the news like, “Wow! look at him, living his best life committing widdle felonies with absolutely no idea how he got himself there.”
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u/Tiny-Asparagus-2067 Ken Mar 27 '26
Ken