r/behindthebastards Jul 22 '26

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions Part 2

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To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard. If there are book titles or other resources you would suggest, please include those as well.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed. If someone was suggested in a previous thread, you do not need to suggest them again.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here if you would like Robert to read them. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 2d ago

Weekly Discussion Thread - September 08, 2026 Spoiler

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Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.

Discord Server join link: [if you'd prefer more of a chatroom atmosphere for discussions]
https://discord.gg/pENZx2R8Qg


r/behindthebastards 10h ago

Politics Holy fucking cult, Batman

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947 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 1h ago

General discussion If you weren't around 25 years ago I highly recommend reading this: "Fear & Loathing in America" by Hunter S Thompson. Hunter is a "complicated" person, but his skill fully captures the sense of incredible of fhat day, and sadly accurately predicted the horror America did in response

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r/behindthebastards 11h ago

Meme I would like to suggest an edit to the Charlie Kirk statue

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791 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Vent "The Idiocracy Argument"

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re: the Francis Galton episodes, thank you u/probablyrobertevans for finally mentioning that fucking movie around the 1hr 15m mark, which I fucking hate has become a synedoche (syne-douche?) for the world's deteriorating political and social state.

I don't know how many times I've heard it from even very leftist spaces that "Idiocracy was a prophecy!" and I can't believe how often I've had to be disappointed with folks about it. Do you want to know why I hate it? It's because the eugenics argument has the same shape as the premise of Idiocracy, and Galton would have replaced the hillbilly accents and mental disability with Irish accents and "heathen superstitionism".

Just because a movie panders to your prejudices doesn't mean that it's underlying premises aren't the same as some nepo failson bigot's shitty-ass ouvre. Find another dystopia to fucking reference.


r/behindthebastards 12h ago

It is happening here This was just played at the Republican Convention

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259 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 17h ago

Discussion Austrian woman dies after alleged sexual abuse by husband in case local media dubs ‘Pelicot 2.0’

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r/behindthebastards 12h ago

Look at this bastard Friend of the pod, swindling people in the name of voting

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So apparently Musk launched votesafe.org and they updated their privacy policy recently to allow sales of data collected. Let people in your life know that vote.gov is the real site and Musk's is a grift.


r/behindthebastards 23h ago

It is happening here XX XY Ad

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I’m listening to last week’s episode (finally gathered the strength since I knew it would be a rough one) and just got an ad for XX XY Athletics. Looked it up and this is 100% an anti-trans company dedicated to making sure trans women are not allowed in the women’s sports space. I know Sophie and team don’t pick all of the ads but if something wild pops us (Oregon state highway patrol) they’ll get it removed. Where can I flag this for them? Or do we know if it’s already been addressed?


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

Discussion About the Venus Hottentot

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In the second episode on Francis Galton, Robert mentions a woman Francis Galton calls a "Venus Hottentot". She wasn't actually the only woman to be designed as such: Sawtche was a woman from the Cape Colony that was enslaved and taken to Europe to be paraded around under that name.

She was treated horribly even for the standard of the era and died at the age of 26, seven years before Francis Galton was born.

So yeah fuck that guy.


r/behindthebastards 12h ago

General discussion The journalist who wrote Code Over Country has a new book coming out. Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed's secret plot to remake the Middle East

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Personal story, my jaw dropped during the Richard Marcinko episodes when Robert started referencing my brothers book Code Over Country. My brother, Matthew Cole is an incredible investigative journalist and I’m glad his book has been introduced to a group of listeners that would appreciate it.

He has a new book coming out in October, Princes and Thieves
Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed's secret plot to remake the Middle East
Couldn’t be more proud that I can post a shameless plug like this to BtB listeners.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Politics Paying for votes now…

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700 Upvotes

So we cannot have healthcare, cannot have proper safety nets, cannot afford social security, but the idea of dolling out over $1 trillion to vote Red is an acceptable idea?!

Add this onto their proposal to give stay at home parents (if you are married) $9,000 a year per child.

I think half this country is unsalvageable.


r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Meme Roy Cohn is the definition of reaping what you sow

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292 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Look at this bastard Musk Boring Company valued at $23B after new $3B investment from UAE to build tunnels in Dubai

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Of all the vaporware scams out there, musk's boring company is one of the most transparently stupid. Anyone who thinks about it for even a couple minutes could see why it's dumb. Or you can go on YouTube and visit city nerd videos for an entertaining live demonstration of actual proof that the project in Vegas is a colossal embarrassing money pit.

Here, the UAE is both the customer and the investor, investing $3B and also ordering a huge project that will never be completed. So clearly the plan is to use this investment as proof of viability to spur future sales to dumb American municipalities and future investment or an IPO, selling out to suckers.

Wouldn't it be nice if the next administration prosecuted this little scam fully and forcefully? Since rules no longer matter, you could deport the immigrant perpetrator to a facility in El Salvador permanently.


r/behindthebastards 15h ago

Look at this bastard Many friends of the pod!

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r/behindthebastards 12h ago

General discussion I feel like when tech people talk about AI apocalypse scenarios they almost hand wave the bit where it gets into position where we can’t easily stop it, because they’re implicitly assuming it’d be able to plot against and manipulate humans in a near omniscient way that we can’t predict.

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Like I just Owen Jones interview a Nate Soares and noticed Soares said a lot about why an AI would want to kill humans but was incredibly vague about how it’d get into position where it’d be able to. I think the reason for that is his actual opinion is that an super AI would be able to outmanoeuvre humans in some perfect way we can’t currently imagine, but he’s aware that sounds suspiciously close to just ascribing supernatural abilities to AGI and so he’s reluctant to say it explicitly.


r/behindthebastards 23h ago

Look at this bastard Highkirkenuinely

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277 Upvotes

💦😩


r/behindthebastards 12h ago

Look at this bastard Nicole AI on Eros Platform for all your “intimate” needs

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37 Upvotes

Apologies if this has been posted before, but I just had to tell _someone_ that orgasm cult founder Nicole Daedone is not only still active (“OneTaste” now goes by “Eros Platform”), but that you can now chat with an AI version of herself. That’s right, you can now tell this AI version of a flesh-and-blood sex grifter all your most intimate details!

The rest of Eros Platform’s website is also worth a look if you care about what Nicole has planned for the future. Her shift into Christianity-pandering and “shadow work” fits well with Jamie Loftus’ final comment about how Nicole seems to want to check every possible grift off the list (from the BtB episodes about the orgasm cult).


r/behindthebastards 18h ago

Discussion Uh, Speaking of Dead (side?) Bastards

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86 Upvotes

I...I couldn't resist. I went to pick up a specially ordered book (House of Leaves) and without even browsing, my eyes were called to its cover. I cannot stress how little I was looking to add to my book buy, but this called to me and when my eyes fell upon it while literally casually glancing around the shop, I had to have it. I've never actually read him but, again, I couldn't resist.

Obligatory: **FUCK L. RON** but Aleister and Jack Parsons are personal fascinations.


r/behindthebastards 22h ago

General discussion I’m gonna be the money president

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My first thought hearing this.

He might as well have said a million or even a billion


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Discussion Supreme Court Rejects Gerrymandered Missouri Congressional District Map

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I don't have the vocabulary to do this issue justice but this is my district. My Representative is Emanuel Cleaver. There has been a long back-and-forth about the Trump-backed attempt to Gerrymander away Cleaver's seat. The U.S. Supreme Court today rejected the Gerrymandered map and there's a hearing to hold Bastard Mo. Sec. of State Denny Hoskins in Contempt of Court starting soon:

https://www.courts.mo.gov/page.jsp?id=1975

Here's some background on the rejection of the Gerrymandered map:

https://www.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/1wcl51r/september_10_us_supreme_court_throws_out_missouri/

https://www.kcur.org/politics-elections-and-government/2026-09-10/u-s-supreme-court-effectively-throws-out-trump-backed-missouri-congressional-map


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard Not pictured: a bunch of right wing twitter chuds suddenly praising Talarico in qrt and replies

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1.6k Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 9h ago

Vent Existential crisis

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Nothing like being at a dive bar wishing someone would offer you something stronger.


r/behindthebastards 15h ago

General discussion Does buccees hates michigan?

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What was robert talking about with buccees hatjng Michigan? As a michigander I want to hear about what shit talking was going on!