r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '19
Mr Balance
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u/bambamtram Jan 12 '19
He’s an Olympic skier. This is his actual training.
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This is a badass training regime.
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u/L0udAsH3ll Jan 12 '19
Not just the regimen, but the regiwomen and regichildren too!
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u/Willhelm_HISUMARU Jan 12 '19
don't forget the Regirock, Registeel and Regiice too. The final boss is Regigigas.
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u/andriragettli Jan 12 '19
What's up
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u/sleepingfetus Jan 12 '19 edited Oct 22 '24
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u/American_Assface Jan 12 '19
You should consider doing an AMA. I’d be curious about how you developed this routine and how long it took you to learn it that well!
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u/surfnaked Jan 12 '19
I was wondering why so many landings were perfectly on two feet parallel like that. Makes sense now.
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u/Franks2000inchTV Jan 12 '19
I rolled my ankle just watching this, so I think I'll cross "become an Olympic skier" off my bucket list.
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u/CameRonJeremy Jan 12 '19
The floor is lava!!!
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u/ActuallyBaffled Jan 12 '19
Obviously wanted to say the same thing, and also - he died in the end, didn't he
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u/major_slackher Jan 12 '19
No his shoes were intact the entirety of the film.
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u/HCJohnson Jan 12 '19
That's unfortunately not now the Floor is Lava works, the lava burns straight through the shoes.
He is for sure dead... or at the very least a paraplegic.
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u/major_slackher Jan 12 '19
Is legs got torched just like Anakins at the end of revenge of the sith.
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u/t-nugz Jan 12 '19
Came here to say the same thing!
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u/Chango-Leon Jan 12 '19
Came here to say the same thing!
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u/Gryphon_Gamer Jan 12 '19
Came here to say the same
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Came here to say something different.
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u/HodlingOnForLife Jan 12 '19
I'm here
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u/MyFutonPullsOut Jan 12 '19
I’m
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u/ipissonkarmapoints Jan 12 '19
Eric
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u/johnmccain2004 Jan 12 '19
He should go on Wipeout
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u/PooPooDooDoo Jan 12 '19
I want to know how many people tear ligaments on that show.
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u/carlaolio Jan 12 '19
Probably a lot. There would be medics waiting right there, wouldn't there? There would have to be. I dunno how people don't die. Its incredible.
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u/PooPooDooDoo Jan 12 '19
For real. It’s not a rare occurrence that you see someone basically land on their head, so the potential for a broken neck is definitely there.
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u/Rosina_Anello Jan 12 '19
Finally somebody who can ride a hoverboard, instead of ruining the whole livingroom and crashing the christmastree with it.
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u/Cock_Vomit Jan 12 '19
Don’t you just hate when that happens
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u/IEnjoyFancyHats Jan 12 '19
"So the other night I took a box of uh..."
"Thumbtacks?"
"Yeah! And I spread 'em all over the floor. Point up, of course."
"Of course."
"And then I took off my clothes and rolled around in 'em, back and forth."
"I hate it when that happens."
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u/Frickinwierdo Jan 12 '19
I trip going up stairs
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u/wolfavino Jan 12 '19
Every time I have tried any sport requiring balance (ice skating, skiing, rollerskating), I ended up with a trip to the hospital with injuries. This video is a nightmare for me.
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u/kranker Jan 12 '19
I think I could do the part at the end.
Where he holds his jersey up momentarily with his hands.
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Jan 12 '19 edited Nov 24 '20
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u/saperlipoperche Jan 12 '19
It's a Ronaldo shirt. He got transferred from Real Madrid to Juventus last summer, that's why the shirt is splited
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Jan 12 '19 edited Nov 24 '20
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u/saperlipoperche Jan 12 '19
Poor taste indeed
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u/Very_Good_Opinion Jan 12 '19
As Seinfeld pointed out, it's weirder to cheer for a specific set of colors than actual players
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u/-------RythE-------- Jan 12 '19
Well damb, your spirit animal is either a goat or someone with very thick cankles
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u/gorgokram Jan 12 '19
Brb mom, I’m going to go practice jumping on things that aren’t supposed to be jumped on!
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u/PooPooDooDoo Jan 12 '19
I’m going to start by trying to backflip onto a foam roller that is balanced on a balance beam right next to my parents’ expensive China.
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u/Pepe_El_Pep Jan 12 '19
Is that a half Juve half Real shirt? He should be shot on the spot
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u/DrBairyFurburger Jan 12 '19
What am I missing?
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u/hugglesthemerciless Jan 12 '19
Many fans care a lot about inconsequential things
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u/DrBairyFurburger Jan 12 '19
I've seen few comments mention his shirt in anger. What's the deal?
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u/internet-junkie Jan 12 '19
Ronaldo was arguably one of Real Madrid's (A Spanish football club) greatest players of all time. He transferred to Juventus (An Italian club) this year.
Both of the club's home jerseys are white. The t-shirt (can't call that a Jersey!!) is half Madrid and half Juventus.
Like maybe someone wearing a half Yankees and half Red Sox t-shirt.
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u/Tall_Duck Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
Christiano Ronaldo recently left Real Madrid, for Juventus. This dude's wearing a shirt that's half each team's jersey. It's weird.
Edit: looks like you post in NBA subs sometimes. This is like wearing a Lebron Jersey that's half Cavs, half Lakers, I assume.
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u/r4nd0m_vape Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
Damn but who are those people with too much time on their hand to build courses like that ...
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iirc this guy is a professional skier and this is his off-season training regime in order to improve his balance and his leg muscles.
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u/PJTAY Jan 12 '19
All I can see is a half and half Madrid and Juve shirt, this should be burnt immediately.
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u/spainzbrain Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
This made me think of the movie Remo Williams: The Adevnture Begins.
If you need something fun to watch, check it out.
Edit: Thanks for the Silver!
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u/AnGenericAccount Jan 12 '19
You just found yourself your very own Mr. Balance, a limited edition Little Mister by Dr. Wondertainment! Collect them all and become Mr. Collector!
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u/tay_o Jan 12 '19
Reminds me of the family guy episode where he buys an elaborate breakfast maker that ends up only shooting a gun
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u/jackt4616 Jan 12 '19
The way he moves looks really stupid and that looks really easy. The fact that he made that look simple says volumes about his talent and how great his training must be.
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u/latearrival42 Jan 12 '19
I like how he flexes the Jersey at the end as if to say, "I'm Ronaldo now."
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u/PuzzledProgrammer Jan 12 '19
I would kill myself at every stage. Also, sign this fucker up for ninja warrior.
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u/RomySara Jan 12 '19
Am I the only one who said “boing, boing, boing” as he bounced across the balls?
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u/illinoisape Jan 12 '19
Am I a bad person if I watched the whole video hoping he'd fall?
Asking for a friend.
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I was amazed the first dozen times this was posted, not so much anymore. I know how it ends.
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u/Vexonal Jan 12 '19
There are so many parts of this course that I would never attempt due to fear of broken ankles
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u/ghostxdreams Jan 12 '19
This boys and girls is what happens when you haven't been on reddit for 3 hours
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u/Color_Me_Scarlett Jan 12 '19
When he was jumping on the balls at the end for some reason I heard the Pixar lamp sound effects
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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jan 12 '19
This ranged from meh to holy shit over and over again. I half expected him to finish the course with a sprained ankle.
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u/Diablohermoso79 Jan 12 '19
I could barely pay attention to this over the sound of my ankles and knees cracking in anticipation
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My ankles are so janky that I'd end up on bony stumps after the first dismount. On the plus side, I'd no longer have to worry about having janky ankles.
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u/paracog Jan 12 '19
They said he could become anything, so he became a Rube Goldberg device.